第2章
Godsavethebestofkings,KingCharles!
Thebestofqueens,QueenMary!
Theladiesall,GlosterandYorke,PrinceCharles,solikeoldharry!(5)
GodsendtheKinghisownagain,Histowreandallhiscoyners!
Andblesseallkingswhoaretoreigne,Fromtraytorsandpurloyners!
TheKingsentuspoortraytorshere(Butyoumayguessethereason)
Twobraceofbuckstomendthecheere,Is"tnottoeatthemtreason?
LetSeldensearchCotton"srecords,AndRowleyintheTowre,Theycannotmatchthepresident,Itisnotintheirpower。
OldColletwouldhavejoy"dto"veseenThispresidentrecorded;
ForallthepapersheeresawScarcesuchanoneafforded。
TheKingsentus,etc。
Butthatyoumaythesetraytorsknow,I"llbesoboldtonamethem;
ThatiftheyevertraytorsproveThenthisrecordmayshamethem:
Butthesearewell-try"dloyalblades(IfEnglanderehadany),SearchboththeHousesthroughandthroughYou"ldscarcelyfindesomany。
TheKingsentus,etc。
Thefirstandchiefeamarquesse(6)is,LongwiththeStatedidwrestle;
HadOgle(7)doneasmuchashe,Th"adspoyl"dWillWaller"scastle。
Oglehadwealthandtitlegot,Solayddownhiscommissions;
Thenoblemarquessewouldnotyield,Butscorn"dallbaseconditions。
TheKingsentus,etc。
Thenextaworthybishop(8)is,Ofschismatickswashated;
ButIthecausecouldneverknow,Norseethereasonstated。
Thecryeswereloud,Godknowesthecause,Theyhadastrangecommittee,Whichwasa-footwellneereayeare,Whowouldhavehadsmallpitty。
TheKingsentus,etc。
ThenexttohimisaWelshJudge,(9)
Dursttellthemwhatwastreason;
OldhonestDaviddurstbegoodWhenitwasoutofseason;
HedurstdiscoverallthetricksThelawyersuse,andknavery,AndshowthesubtileplotstheyuseToenthrallusintoslavery。
TheKingsentus,etc。
FrankWortley(10)hathajovialsoule,Yetneverwasgoodclub-man;
He"sforthebishopsandthechurch,Butcanendurenotub-man。
HetoldSirThomasintheTowre,Thoughhebyhimwasundone,ItpleasedhimthathelostmoremenIntakinghimthenLondon。
TheKingsentus,etc。
SirEdwardHayles(11)waswond"rousrich,NoflowerinKentyieldshoneyInmoreabundancetothebeeThentheyfromhimsuckmoney;
Yethee"saschearfullasthebest-
JudgeJenkinsseesnoreasonThathonestmenforwealthshouldbeAccusedofhightreason。
TheKingsentus,etc。
OldSirGeorgeStrangways(12)hecamein,Thoughhehimselfsubmitted,YetasatraytorhemustbeExceptedandcommitted:
Yettheyth"exceptionnowtakeoff,Butnotthesequestrations,HeemustforsoothtoGoldsmith"s-hall,Theplaceofdesolation。
TheKingsentus,etc。
HonestSirBerr"sareallman,Aserewaslaptinleather;
Buthe(Godblesseus)lovestheKing,Andthereforewassenthither。
Hedurstbesheriff,anddurstmakeTheParliamentacquaintedWhatheintendedfortodoe,Andforthiswasattainted。
TheKingsentus,etc。
SirBenefield,(13)SirWalterBlunt,AreRomishlyaffected,So"shonestFrankofHoward"srace,Andslaughterissuspected。(14)
Buthowthedevillcomesthisabout,ThatPapistsaresoloyall,AndthosethatcallthemselvesGod"ssaintsLikedevilsdodestroyall?
TheKingsentus,etc。
JackHewet(15)willhavewholesomemeat,Anddrinkgoodwine,ifany;
Hisentertainment"sfreeandneat,Hischoyceoffriendsnotmany;
Jackisaloyall-heartedman,Wellpartedandascholar;
He"llgrumbleifthingspleasehimnot,Butnevergrowstocholler。
TheKingsentus,etc。
GallantSirThomas,(16)boldandstout(BraveLunsford),childreneateth;
Buthetakescare,whereheeatsone,Thereheahundredgetteth;
WhenHarlow"swifebringsherlongbills,Hewishesshewereblinded;
Whensheespeaksloud,asloudheswearsThewoman"searthly-minded。
TheKingsentus,etc。
SirLewis(17)hathanablepen,Cancudgellacommittee;
Hemakesthemdoehimreason,thoughTheyothersdonotpitty。
BraveCleavelandhadawillingminde,FrankWortleywasnotable,ButLewisgotfourepoundperweekeFor"schildrenandhistable。
TheKingsentus,etc。
GilesStrangwayes(18)hasagallantsoul,Abraininfatigable;
WhatstudyheereundertakesTomasterithee"sable:
Hestudiesonhistheoremes,Andlogarithmesfornumber;
HelovestospeakeofLewisDives,(19)
Andtheyarene"erasunder。
TheKingsentus,etc。
SirJohnMarlow"s(20)aloyallman(IfEnglanderebredany),Hebang"dthepedlarbackandside,OfScotshekilledmany。
HadGeneralKing(21)donewhatheshould,Andgiventheblew-capsbattail,Wee"dmakethemallrunintoTweedBydroves,likesommercattell。
TheKingsentus,etc。
WillMorton"s(22)ofthatCardinal"srace,Whomadethatblessedmaryage;
HeismostloyalltohisKing,Inaction,word,andcarryage;
Hisswordandpendefendsthecause,IfKingCharlesthinkenotonhim,Willisamongsttherestundone,-
TheLordhavemercyonhim!
TheKingsentus,etc。
TomConisby(23)isstoutandstern,Yetofasweetcondition;
Tothemheloveshiscrimewasgreat,HereadtheKing"scommission,AndrequiredCranborntoassist;
Hecharged,butshouldhavepray"dhim;
TomwassoboldhedidrequireAllfortheKingshouldaidhim。
TheKingsentus,etc。
ButIWin。Bodnam(24)hadforgot,Hadsuffer"dsomuchhardship;
There"snomanintheTowrehadleftTheKingsoyoungawardship;
He"sfirmebothtothechurchandcrowne,Thecrownlawandthecanon;
TheHousesputhimtohisshifts,Andhiswife"sfatherMammon。
TheKingsentus,etc。
SirHenryVaughan(25)looksasgraveAsanybeardcanmakehim;
ThosecomepooreprisonersfortoseeDoeforourpatriarketakehim。
OldHarryisarighttrue-blue,AsvaliantasPendraggon;
AndwouldbeloyalltohisKing,HadKingCharlesne"eraragon。
TheKingsentus,etc。
JohnLilburne(26)isastirringblade,Andunderstandsthematter;
Heneitherwillking,bishops,lords,North"HouseofCommonsflatter:
Johnlovesnopowerprerogative,ButthatderivedfromSion;
Asforthemitreandthecrown,Thosetwohelooksawryon。
TheKingsentus,etc。
TomViolet(27)swearshisinjuriesArescarcelytobenumbred;
HewascloseprisonertotheStateThesescoredayesandninehundred;
ForTomdoessetdownallthedayes,Andhopeshehasgooddebters;
"Twouldbenotreason(Jenkinsayes)
Tobringthempeacefulletters。
TheKingsentus,etc。
PooreHudson(28)ofallwasthelast,Foritwashisdisaster,HemetaturncoatsworethatheWasonceKingCharleshismaster;
SohetoLondonsoonwasbrought,Butcameinsuchaseason,Theirmartialcourtwasthencry"ddown,Theycouldnottryhistreason。
Thekingsentus,etc。
ElseHudsonhadgonetothepot,Whoishecanabidehim?
ForhewasmastertotheKing,And(whichismore)didguidehim。
HadHudsondone(asJudasdid),Mostloyallybetray"dhim,TheHousesaresonoble,theyAsbravelywouldhavepaidhim。
TheKingsentus,etc。
We"llthenconcludewithheartyhealthsToKingCharlesandQueenMary;
Totheblackladinbuff(thePrince),SolikehisgrandsireHarry;
ToYork,toGlo"ster;maywenotSendTurkandPopedefiance,SincewesuchgallantsecondshaveTostrengthenouralliance?
Wee"ldrinkthemo"reando"reagain,Elsewe"reunthankfullcreatures;
SinceCharles,thewise,thevaliantKing,Takesusforloyalltraytors。
Thisifyouwillrhymedogrellcall,(Thatyoupleaseyoumaynameit,)
OneoftheloyaltraytorshereDidforaballadframeit:
OldChevyChacewasinhisminde;
Ifanysuititbetter,AllthoseconcernedinthesongWillkindlythankthesetter。
Ballad:UponHisMajesty"sComingToHolmbyCharlesI。,afterhissurrendertotheEnglishCommissionersbytheScotch,wasconveyedtoHolmbyHouse,Northamptonshire,16thFebruary,1647。
Holdout,braveCharles,andthoushaftwinthefield;
Thoucanstnotlosethyself,unlessthouyieldOnsuchconditionsaswillforcethyhandTogiveawaythysceptre,crown,andland。
Andwhatisworse,tohazardbythyfall,Toloseagreatercrown,moreworththanall。
ThypoordistressedCavaliersrejoycedTohearthyroyalresolutionvoiced,AndarecontentfarmorepoortobeThanyettheyare,soitreflectsfromthee。
Thouartoursovereignstill,inspiteofhate;
OurzealistothyPERSON,notthySTATE。
WearenotsoambitioustodesireOurdroopingfortunestobemountedhigher,Andthousogreatamonarch,toourgrief,Mustsueuntothysubjectsforrelief:
Andwhentheysitandlongdebateaboutit,Musteitherstaytheirtime,orgowithoutit。
No,sacredprince,thyfriendsesteemtheemoreInthydistressesthaneretheydidbefore;
Andthoughtheirwingsbeclipt,theirwishesflyToheavenbymillions,forafreshsupply。
Thatasthycausewassobetray"dbyMEN,ItmaybyANGELSberestoredagen。
Ballad:IThankYouTwiceOrThecitycourtingtheirownruin,ThanktheParliamenttwicefortheirtrebleundoing。
Astreetballad。Fromabroadside,1647。
Thehierarchyisoutofdate,Ourmonarchywassickoflate,Butnow"tisgrownanexcellentstate:
Oh,Goda-mercy,Parliament!
Theteachersknewnotwhattosay,The"prenticeshaveleavetoplay,Thepeoplehaveallforgottentopray;
Still,Goda-mercy,Parliament!
TheRoundheadandtheCavalierHavefoughtitoutalmostsevenyear,Andyet,methinks,theyareneverthenear:
Oh,God,etc。
Thegentryaresequester"dall;
OurwivesyoufindatGoldsmithHall,Fortheretheymeetwiththedevilandall;
Still,God,etc。
TheParliamentaregrowntothatheightTheycarenotapinwhathisMajestysaith;
Andtheypayalltheirdebtswiththepublicfaith。
Oh,God,etc。
Thoughallwehavehereisbroughttonought,InIrelandwehavewholelordshipsbought,Thereweshallonedayberich,"tisthought:
Still,God,etc。
Wemustforsakeourfatherandmother,AndfortheStateundoourownbrotherAndneverleavemurtheringoneanother:
Oh,God,etc。
NowtheKingiscaughtandthedevilisdead;
Fairfaxmustbedisbanded,OrelsehemaychancebeHotham-ed。
Still,God,etc。
TheyhavemadeKingCharlesagloriousking,Hewastold,longago,ofsuchathing;
Nowheandhissubjectshavereasontosing,Oh,God,etc。
Ballad:TheCitiesLoyaltieToTheKing(Aug。13th,1647。)
ThecityofLondonmadeseveraldemonstrationsthisyeartosupportthePresbyterianpartyintheParliamentagainsttheIndependentsandthearmy。InthelatterendofSeptember,afterthearmyhadmarchedtoLondon,andtheParliamentactedunderitsinfluence,thelordmayorandalargepartofthealdermenwerecommittedtotheToweronthechargeofhightreason;andanewmayorfortherestoftheyearwasappointedbytheParliament。
Tothetuneof"Londonisafinetownandagallantcity。"
Whykeptyourtrain-bandssuchastirre?
Whysentyouthembyclusters?
ThenwentintoSaintJames"sParke?
Whytookyouthentheirmusters?
WhyrodemyLordupFleet-streetWithcoachesatleasttwenty,Andfill"dtheysaywithaldermen,Asgoodtheyhadbeenempty?
Londonisabravetowne,YetItheircasespitty;
TheirmayorandsomefewaldermenHavecleaneundonethecity。
The"prenticesaregallantblades,Andtothekingareclifty;
ButthelordmayorandaldermenArescarcesowiseasthrifty。
I"lepayfortheapprentices,TheytotheKingwerehearty;
FortheyhavedoneallthattheycanToadvancetheirsoveraignesparty。
London,etc。
What"snowbecomeofyourbravePoyntz?
AndofyourGenerallMassey?(29)
Ifyoupetitionforapeace,Thesegallantstheywillslashyee。
Wherenowareyourreformadoes?
ToScotlandgonetogether:
"TwerebettertheywerefairlytrusstThentheyshouldbringthemthither。
London,etc。
Butifyouraldermenwerefalse,OrGlyn,that"syourrecorder!(30)
Letthemneverbetrayyoumore,Buthangthemupinorder。
Allthesemenmaybecoach"taswellAsanyothersinnerUpHolborne,andrideforwardestill,ToTyburnetotheirdinner。
London,&c。
GodsendthevaliantGeneralmayRestoretheKingtoglory!(31)
ThenthatnameIhavehonour"dsoWillfamousbeinstory;
Whileifhedoenot,ImuchfeareTheruineofthenation,And(thatIshouldbelothtosee)
Hishouse"sdesolation。
London,etc。
Ballad:TheLawyers"LamentationForTheLossOfCharing-CrossFromaCollectionofLoyalSongs,1610to1660。
Undone!undone!thelawyerscry,Theyrambleupanddown;
WeknownotthewaytoWESTMINSTER
NowCHARING-CROSSisdown。
Nowfaretheewell,oldCharing-Cross,Thenfaretheewell,oldstump;
ItwasathingsetupbyaKing,Andsopull"ddownbytheRUMP。
AndwhentheycametothebottomoftheStrandTheywereallataloss:
ThisisnotthewaytoWESTMINSTER,WemustgobyCHARING-CROSS。
Thenfaretheewell,etc。
TheParliamentdidvoteitdownAsathingtheythoughtmostfitting,Forfearitshouldfall,andsokill"emallIntheHouseastheyweresitting。
Thenfaretheewell,etc。
SomelettersaboutthisCROSSwerefound,Orelseitmightbeenfreed;
ButIdaresay,andsafelyswear,Itcouldneitherwritenorread。
Thenfaretheewell,etc。
TheWHIGstheydoaffirmandsayToPOPERYitwasbent;
ForwhatIknowitmightbeso,Fortochurchitneverwent,Thenfaretheewell,etc。
ThiscursedRUMP-REBELLIOUSCREW,Theyweresodamn"dhard-hearted;
Theypass"davotethatCHARING-CROSS
Shouldbetakendownandcarted:
Thenfaretheewell,etc。
Now,WHIGS,Iwouldadviseyouall,"TiswhatI"dhaveyoudo;
ForfeartheKingshouldcomeagain,PraypulldownTYBURNtoo。
Thenfaretheewell,etc。
Ballad:TheDownfalOfCharing-CrossCharing-Cross,asitstoodbeforethecivilwars,wasoneofthosebeautifulGothicobelisks,erectedtoconjugalaffectionbyEdwardI。,whobuiltsuchaonewhereverthehearseofhisbelovedEleanorrestedinitswayfromLincolnshiretoWestminster。Butneitheritsornamentalsituation,thebeautyofitsstructure,northenobledesignofitserection(whichdidhonourtohumanity),couldpreserveitfromthemercilesszealofthetimes;forin1647itwasdemolishedbyorderoftheHouseofCommons,asPopishandsuperstitious。Thisoccasionedthefollowingnotunhumoroussarcasm,whichhasbeenoftenprintedamongthepopularsonnetsofthosetimes。
Theplotreferredtoinver。3wasthatenteredintobyMrWallerthepoet,andothers,withaviewtoreducethecityandTowertotheserviceoftheKing;forwhichtwoofthem,Nath。TomkinsandRichardChaloner,suffereddeath,July5,1643。Vid。Ath。Ox。11。
24-PERCY"SRELIQUESOFANCIENTENGLISHPOETRY。
Undone!undone!thelawyersare,Theywanderaboutthetowne,NorcanfindthewaytoWestminsterNowCharing-Crossisdowne:
AttheendoftheStrandtheymakeastand,Swearingtheyareataloss,Andchaffingsay,that"snottheway,TheymustgobyCharing-Cross。
TheParliamenttovoteitdownConceiveditveryfitting,Forfearitshouldfall,andkillthemallIntheHouseastheyweresitting。
Theyweretoldgod-wot,ithadaplot,Whichmadethemsohard-hearted,Togivecommanditshouldnotstand,Butbetakendownandcarted。
Mentalkofplots,thismighthavebeenworse,ForanythingIknow,ThanthatTOMKINSandCHALONER
Werehang"dforlongagoe。
OurParliamentdidthatprevent,Andwiselythemdefended,ForplotstheywilldiscoverstillBeforetheywereintended。
Butneitherman,woman,norchildWillsay,I"mconfident,TheyeverhearditspeakonewordAgainsttheParliament。
Aninformersworeitlettersbore,Orelseithadbeenfreed;
IntrothI"lltakemyBibleoathItcouldneitherwritenorread。
TheCommitteesaidthatverifyToPoperyitwasbent:
ForoughtIknow,itmightbeso,Fortochurchitneverwent。
Whatwithexcise,andsuchdevice,ThekingdomdothbeginTothinkyou"llleavethemne"eracrossWithoutdoorsnorwithin。
MethinkstheCommon-councilshouldOfithavetakenpity,"Cause,goodoldcross,italwaysstoodSofirmlytothecity。
Sincecrossesyousomuchdisdain,Faith,ifIwereasyou,ForfeartheKingshouldruleagainI"dpulldownTiburntoo。
Whitlockesays,"May3rd,1643,CheapsideCrossandothercrosseswerevoteddown,"&c。Whenthisvotewasputinexecutiondoesnotappear;probablynottillmanymouthsafterTomkinsandChalonerhadsuffered。
WehadaverycuriousaccountofthepullingdownofCheapsideCrosslatelypublishedinoneoftheNumbersoftheGENTLEMEN"S
MAGAZINE,1766-PERCY"SRELIQUES。
Ballad:TheLongParliamentByJohnCleveland。
Mostgraciousandomnipotent,AndeverlastingParliament,WhosepowerandmajestyAregreaterthanallkingsbyodds;
AndtoaccountyoulessthangodsMustneedsbeblasphemy。
MossesandAaronne"erdiddoMorewonderthaniswroughtbyyouForEngland"sIsrael;
ButthoughtheRedSeawehavepast,IfyoutoCanaanbring"satlast,Is"tnotamiracle-?
Insixyears"spaceyouhavedonemoreThanalltheparliamentsbefore;
Youhavequitedonethework。
TheKing,theCavalier,andPope,Youhaveo"erthrown,andnextwehopeYouwillconfoundtheTurk。
ByyouwehavedeliveranceFromthedesignofSpainandFrance,Ormond,Montrose,theDanes;
You,aidedbyourbrethrenScots,Defeatedhavemalignantplots,AndbroughtyourswordtoCain"s。
Whatwholesomelawsyouhaveordain"d,Wherebyourproperty"smaintain"d,"Gainstthosewouldusundo;
Sothatourfortunesandourlives,Nay,whatisdearer,ourownwives,Arewhollykeptbyyou。
Oh!whataflourishingChurchandStateHaveweenjoy"de"ersinceyousate,WithagloriousKing(Godsavehim!):
HaveyounotmadehisMajesty,Hadhethegracebuttocomply,Anddoasyouwouldhavehim!
YourDIRECTORYhowtoprayBythespiritshowstheperfectway;
InrealyouhaveabolishtTheDagonoftheCOMMONPRAYER,AndnextweseeyouwilltakecareThatchurchesbedemolisht。
AmultitudeineverytradeOfpainfulpreachersyouhavemade,Learnedbyrevelation;
CambridgeandOxfordmadepoorpreachers,Eachshopaffordethbetterteachers,-
Oblessedreformation!
YourgodlywisdomhathfoundoutThetruereligion,withoutdoubt;
ForsureamongsomanyWehavefivehundredattheleast;
Isnotthegospelmuchincreast?
Allmustbepure,ifany。
CouldyouhavedonemorepiouslyThansellchurchlandstheKingtobuy,Andstopthecity"splaints?
PayingtheScotschurch-militant,Thatthenewgospelhelpttoplant;
Godknowstheyarepoorsaints!
Becauseth"Apostles"Creedislame,Th"Assemblydothabetterframe,Whichsavesusallwithease;
ProvidedstillwehavethegraceTobelieveth"Houseinthefirstplace,Ourworksbewhattheyplease。
"TisstrangeyourpowerandholinessCan"ttheIrishdevilsdispossess,Hisendisverystout:
Buttho"youdosooftenpray,Andev"rymonthkeepfasting-day,Youcannotcastthemout。
Ballad:ThePuritanByJohnCleveland。Tothetuneof"AnoldCourtieroftheQueen"s。"
Withfaceandfashiontobeknown,Foroneofsureelection;
Witheyesallwhite,andmanyagroan,Withneckasidetodrawintone,Withharpin"snose,orheisnone:
Seeanewteacherofthetown,Ohthetown,ohthetown"snewteacher!
Withpatecutshorterthanthebrow,Withlittleruffstarch"d,youknowhow,WithcloaklikePaul,nocapeItrow,Withsurplicenone;butlatelynowWithhandstothump,nokneestobow:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withcoz"ningcough,andhollowcheek,Togetnewgatheringseveryweek,WithpaltrychangeofANDtoEKE,WithsomesmallHebrew,andnoGreek,Tofindoutwords,whenstuff"stoseek:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withshop-boardbreedingandintrusion,Withsomeoutlandishinstitution,WithUrsine"scatechismtomuseon,Withsystem"smethodforconfusion,Withgroundsstronglaidofmereillusion:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withritesindifferentalldamned,Andmadeunlawful,ifcommanded;
GoodworksofPoperydownbanded,Andmorallawsfromhimestranged,Exceptthesabbathstillunchanged:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withspeechunthought,quickrevelation,Withboldnessinpredestination,WiththreatsofabsolutedamnationYetYEAandNAYhathsomesalvationForhisowntribe,noteverynation:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withafterlicensecastacrown,WhenBishopnewhadputhimdown;
Withtrickscall"drepetition,AnddoctrinenewlybroughttotownOfteachingmentohanganddrown:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withflesh-provisiontokeepLent,Withshelvesofsweetmeatsoftenspent,Whichnewmaidbought,oldladysent,Though,tobesaved,apoorpresent,Yetlegaciesassuretoevent:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withtroopsexpectinghimatth"door,Thatwouldhearsermons,andnomore;
Withnotingtools,andsighsgreatstore,WithBiblesgreattoturnthemo"er,Whilehewrestsplacesbythescore:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withrunningtext,thenamedforsaken,WithFORandBUT,bothbysenseshaken,Cheapdoctrinesforced,wildusestaken,Bothsometimesonebymarkmistaken;
Withanythingtoanyshapen:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Withnew-wroughtcaps,againstthecanon,Fortakingcold,tho"surehehavenone;
Asermon"send,wherehebeganone,Anewhourlong,when"sglasshadrunone,Newuse,newpoints,newnotestostandon:
Seeanewteacher,etc。
Ballad:TheRoundheadFromSamuelButler"sPosthumousWorks。
Whatcreature"sthat,withhisshorthairs,Hislittleband,andhugelongears,Thatthisnewfaithhathfounded?
Thesaintsthemselveswereneversuch,Theprelatesne"erruledhalfsomuch;
Oh!sucharogue"saRoundhead。
What"shethatdoththebishopshate,Andcountstheircallingreprobate,"CausebythePopepropounded;
AndthinksazealouscobblerbetterThanlearnedUsherinev"ryletter?
Oh!sucharogue"saRoundhead。
What"shethatdothHIGHTREASONsay,AsoftenashisYEAandNAY,AndwishtheKingconfounded;
AnddaresmaintainthatMrPimIsfitterforacrownthanhim?
Oh!sucharogue"saRoundhead。
What"shethatifhechancetohearAlittlepieceofCOMMONPRAYER,Doththinkhisconsciencewounded;
Willgofivemilestopreachandpray,Andmeetasisterbytheway?
Oh!sucharogue"saRoundhead。
What"shethatmetaholysisterAndinahaycockgentlykiss"dher?
Oh!thenhiszealabounded:
"Twasunderneathashadywillow,HerBibleservedherforapillow,AndtherehegotaRoundhead。
Ballad:PrattleYourPleasureUnderTheRoseFromtheKing"sPamphlets,BritishMuseum。
Thereisanoldproverbwhichalltheworldknows,Anythingmaybespoke,if"tbeundertherose:
Thennowletusspeak,whilstweareinthehint,Ofthestateoftheland,andth"enormitiesin"t。
Undertherosebeitspoke,thereisanumberofknaves,MorethaneverwereknowninaStatebefore;
ButIhopethattheirmischiefshavedigg"dtheirowngraves,Andwe"llnevertrustknavesfortheirsakesanymore。
Undertherosebeitspoken,thecity"sanassSolongtothepublictolettheirgoldrun,TokeeptheKingout;but"tisnowcometopass,Iamsuretheywilllose,whosoeverhaswon。
Undertherosebeitspoken,there"sacompanyofmen,Trainbandstheyarecalled-aplagueconfound"em:-
AndwhentheyarewaitingatWestminsterHall,Maytheirwivesbebeguiledandbegatwithchildall!
Undertherosebeitspoken,there"sadamn"dcommitteeSitsinhell(Goldsmiths"Hall),inthemidstofthecity,OnlytosequesterthepoorCavaliers-
Thedeviltaketheirsouls,andthehangmantheirears。
Undertherosebeitspoken,ifyoudonotrepentOfthathorriblesin,yourpureParliament,PraystaytillSirThomasdothbringintheKing,ThenDerrick(32)maychancehave"emallinastring。
Undertherosebeitspoken,letthesynodnowleaveTowrestthewholeScripture,howsoulstodeceive;
Foralltheyhavespokenortaughtwillne"ersave"em,Unlesstheywillleavethatfault,hell"ssuretohave"em!
Ballad:TheDominionOfTheSwordAsongmadeintheRebellion。
FromtheLoyalGarland,1686。Tothetuneof"Loveliesableeding。"
Laybyyourpleading,Lawliesableeding;
Burnallyourstudiesdown,andThrowawayyourreading。
Smallpow"rthewordhas,AndcanaffordusNothalfsomuchprivilegeasThesworddoes。
Itfostersyourmasters,Itplaistersdisasters,ItmakestheservantsquicklygreaterThantheirmasters。
Itventers,itenters,Itseeksanditcenters,Itmakesa"prenticefreeinspiteOfhisindentures。
Ittalksofsmallthings,Butitsetsupallthings;
Thismastersmoney,thoughmoneyMastersallthings。
ItisnotseasonTotalkofreason,Norcallitloyalty,whentheswordWillhaveittreason。
Itconquersthecrown,too,Thegraveandthegown,too,Firstitsetsupapresbyter,andThenitpullshimdowntoo。
ThissubtledisasterTurnsbonnettobeaver;
Downgoesabishop,sirs,andupStartsaweaver。
ThismakesalaymanTopreachandtopray,man;
AndmakesalordofhimthatWasbutadrayman。
FarfromthegulpitOfSaxby"spulpit,ThisbroughtanHebrewironmongerTothepulpit。
SuchpitifulthingsbeMorehappythankingsbe;
TheygettheupperhandofThimblebeeAndSlingsbee。
Nogospelcanguideit,Nolawcandecideit,InChurchorState,tilltheswordHassanctifiedit。
Downgoesyourlaw-tricks,Farfromthematricks,SprungupholyHewson"spower,Andpull"ddownStPatrick"s。
Thissworditprevails,too,SohighlyinWales,too,ShenkinapPowelswears"Cots-splutterernails,too。"
InScotlandthisfasterDidmakesuchdisaster,ThattheysenttheirmoneybackForwhichtheysoldtheirmaster。
Itbatter"dtheirGunkirk,AndsoitdidtheirSpainkirk,Thatheisfled,andswearsthedevilIsinDunkirk。
Hethatcantower,Orhethatislower,WouldbejudgedafooltoputAwayhispower。
Takebooksandrent"em,Whocaninvent"em,Whenthattheswordreplies,NEGATURARGUMENTUM。
Yourbravecollege-butlersMuststooptothesutlers;
There"sne"eralibraryLiketothecutlers"。
Thebloodthatwasspilt,sir,Hathgain"dallthegilt,sir;
ThushaveyouseenmerunmySworduptothehilt,sir。
Ballad:TheState"sNewCoinThecoinageissuedduringtheProtectorateofCromwell,consistedofpieceshavingontheobversesideashieldwithStGeorge"scross,encircledbyalaurelandpalmbranch,andthewords,"TheCommonwealthofEngland。"Onthereversesidewasthelegend,"Godwithus,"andtwoshields,bearingthearmsofEnglandandIreland。
SawyoutheState"smoneynewcomefromtheMint?
Somepeopledosayitiswonderousfine;
Andthatyoumayreadagreatmysteryin"t,OfmightyKingNol,thelordofthecoin。
Theyhavequiteomittedhispolitichead,Hisworshipfulface,andhisexcellentnose;
Butthebettertoshowthelifehehadled,Theyhavefix"duponittheprintofhishose。
For,iftheyhadsetuphispicturethere,Theyneedsmustha"crown"dhiminCharles"sstead;
But"twascunninglydone,thattheydidforbear,Andratherwouldsetupaughtelsethanhishead。
"Tismonstrousstrange,andyetitistrue,Inthisreformationweshouldhavesuchluck;
Thatcrosseswerealwaysdisdain"dbyyou,Whobeforepull"dthemdown,shouldnowsetthemup。
Onthissidetheyhavecircumscribed"Godwithus,"
Andinthisstampandcointheyconfide;
COMMON-WEALTHontheother,bywhichwemayguessThatGodandtheStateswerenotbothofaside。
Onthissidetheyhavecrossandharp,Andonlyacrossontheothersetforth;
Bywhichwemaylearn,itfallstoourpartTwocrossestohaveforonefitofmirth!
Ballad:TheAnarchie,OrTheBlestReformationSince1640
Beinganewsong,whereinthepeopleexpressetheirthankesandprayforthereformers。
Tobesaidorsungofallthewell-affectedofthekingdomeofEngland,anddominionofWales,beforethebreakingupofthisunhappyParliament。
[FromtheKing"sPamphlets,BritishMuseum。Itisprintedbutincorrectlyinthe"RumpSongs,"ed。1665,underthetitleof"TheRebellion。"]
ToararenewTune。(Oct。24,1648。)
Nowthat,thankestothepowersbelow!
Wehavee"nedoneoutourdoe,Themitreisdowne,andsoisthecrowne,Andwiththemthecoronettoo;
Comeclownes,andcomeboyes,comehober-de-hoyes,Comefemalesofeachdegree;
Stretchyourthroats,bringinyourvotes,Andmakegoodtheanarchy。
And"thusitshallgoe,"sayesAlice;
"Nay,thusitshallgoe,"sayesAmy;
"Nay,thusitshallgoe,"sayesTaffie,"Itrow;"
"Nay,thusitshallgoe,"sayesJamy。
Ah!butthetruth,goodpeopleall,Thetruthissuchathing;
Foritwou"dundoebothChurchandStatetoo,AndcutthethroatofourKing。
Yetnotthespirit,northenewlight,Canmakethispointsocleare,Butthoumustbringout,thoudeifiedrout,Whatthingthistruthis,andwhere。
SpeakAbraham,speakKester,speakJudith,speakHester,Speaktagandrag,shortcoatandlong;
Truth"sthespellmadeusrebell,Andmurtherandplunder,ding-dong。
"SureIhavethetruth,"sayesNumph;
"Nay,Iha"thetruth,"sayesClemme;
"Nay,Iha"thetruth,"sayesReverendRuth;
"Nay,Iha"thetruth,"sayesNem。
Well,letthetruthbewhereitwill,We"resureallelseisours;
YetthesedivisionsinourreligionsMaychanceabateourpowers。
Thenlet"sagreeonsomeoneway,Itskillsnotmuchhowtrue;
TakePrynandhisclubs;orSayandhistubs,(33)
Oranysectoldornew;
Thedevil"si"th"pack,ifchoyceyoucanlack,We"refourscorereligionsstrong;
Takeyourchoyce,themajorvoyceShallcarryit,rightorwrong。
"Thenwee"lebeofthis,"sayesMegg;
"Nay,wee"lebeofthat,"sayesTibb;
"Nay,wee"lebeofall,"sayespitifullPaul;
"Nay,wee"lebeofnone,"sayesGibb。
Neighboursandfriends,prayonewordmore,There"ssomethingyetbehinde;
Andwisethoughyoube,youdoenotwellseeInwhichdooresitsthewinde。
Asforreligiontospeakeright,AndintheHousessence,Thematter"sallonetohaveanyornone,If"twerenotforthepretence。
Buthereindothlurkethekeyoftheworke,Eventodisposeofthecrowne,Dexteriously,andasmaybe,Foryourbehoofeandyourowne。
"Thenlet"sha"KingCharles,"sayesGeorge;
"Nay,let"shavehisson,"sayesHugh;
"Nay,let"shavenone,"sayesJabberingJone;
"Nay,let"sbeallkings,"sayesPrue。
Ohweshallhave(ifwegoonInplunder,excise,andblood)
Butfewfolkeandpooretodomineereore,Andthatwillnotbesogood;
Thenlet"sresolveonsomenewway,Somenewandhappycourse,Thecountry"sgrownesad,thecityhorne-mad,AndboththeHousesareworse。
Thesynodhathwrit,thegenerallhathspit,Andbothtolikepurposestoo;
Religion,lawes,thetruth,thecause,Aretalk"tof,butnothingwedoe。
"Come,come,shal"sha"peace?"sayesNell;
"No,no,butwewon"t,"sayesMadge;
"ButIsaywewill,"sayesfiry-facedPhill;
"Wewillandwewon"t,"sayesHodge。
ThusfromtheroutwhocanexpectOughtbutdivision?
SinceunitydothwithmonarchyBeginandendinone。
Ifthenwhenallisthoughttheirowne,Andlyesattheirbehest,Thesepopularpatesreapnoughtbutdebates,Fromthatmanyround-headedbeast;
Come,Royalists,then,doeyouplaythemen,AndCavaliersgivetheword;
Nowletusseeatwhatyouwouldbe,Andwhetheryoucanaccord。
"AhealthtoKingCharles!"sayesTom;
"Upwithit,"sayesRalph,likeaman;
"Godblessehim,"sayesDoll;"andraisehim,"sayesMoll;
"Andsendhimhisowne!"sayesNan。
NowfortheseprudentthingsthatsitWithoutendandtonone,Andtheircommittees,thattownesandcitiesFillwithconfusion;
Fortheboldtroopesofsectaries,TheScotsandtheirpartakers,OurnewBritishstates,Col。Burgesandhismates,Thecovenantanditsmakers;
Forallthesewee"lepray,andinsuchaway,Asifitmightgrantedbe,JackandGill,MatandWill,Andalltheworldwouldagree。
"Aplaguetakethemall!"sayesBesse;
"Andapestilencetoo!"sayesMargery,"Thedevill!"sayesDick;"Andhisdam,(34)too!"sayesNick;
"Amen!andAmen!"sayI。
Itisdesiredthattheknightsandburgesseswouldtakeespecialcaretosenddownfullnumbershereoftotheirrespectivecountiesandburroughs,forwhichtheyhaveservedapprenticeship,thatallthepeoplemayrejoyceasonemanfortheirfreedom。
Ballad:ACoffinForKingCharles,ACrownForCromwell,AndAPitForThePeopleFromabroadsideintheKing"sPamphlets,vol。viii。intheBritishMuseum,withthedirection,"Youmaysingthistothetuneof"FaineIwould。""Thetunesometimescalled"Parthenia,"and"TheKing"sComplaint,"istobefoundinMrChappell"sPopularMusicoftheOldenTime。TheKingwasbeheadedinJanuary,1649。ThisBalladisdatedthe23rdofAprilinthesameyear。
CROMWELLONTHETHRONE。
So,so,thedeedisdone,Theroyalheadissever"d,AsImeantwhenIfirstbegun,Andstronglyhaveendeavour"d。
NowCharlestheFirstistumbleddown,TheSecondIdonotfear;
Igraspthesceptre,wearthecrown,NorforJehovahcare。
KINGCHARLESINHISCOFFIN。
Think"stthou,baseslave,thoughinmygraveLikeothermenIlie,MysparklingfameandroyalnameCan(asthouwishest)die?
Know,caitif,inmysonIlive(TheBlackPrincecall"dbysome),AndheshallamplevengeancegiveTothosethatdidmydoom。
THEPEOPLEINTHEPIT。
Supprest,deprest,involvedinwoes,GreatCharles,thypeoplebeBaselydeceivedwithspeciousshowsBythosethatmurther"dthee。
Weareenslavedtotyrants"hests,Whohaveourfreedomwon:
OurfaintinghopenowonlyrestsOnthysucceedingson。
CROMWELLONTHETHRONE。
Basevulgar!know,themoreyoustir,Themoreyourwoesincrease,Yourrashnesswillyourhopesdeter,"Tiswemustgiveyoupeace。
BlackCharlesatraitorisproclaim"dUntoourdignity;
Hedies(ife"erbyushe"sgain"d)
Withoutallremedy。
KINGCHARLESINHISCOFFIN。
Thriceperjuredvillain!didstnotthouAndthydegeneratetrain,Bymankind"sSaviour"sbodyvowTomethysovereign,TomakemethemostgloriouskingThate"ero"erEnglandreign"d;
ThatmeandmineineverythingByyoushouldbemaintain"d?
THEPEOPLEINTHEPIT。
Sweetprince!OletuspardoncraveOfthybelovedshade;
"Tiswethatbroughttheetothegrave,Thouwertbyusbetray"d。
Wedidbelieve"twasreformationThesemonstersdiddesire;
NotknowingthatthydegradationAnddeathshouldbeourhire。
CROMWELLONTHETHRONE。
Yesick-brain"dfools!whosewitdoeslieInyoursmallguts;couldyouImagineourconspiracyDidclaimnootherdue,ButfortospendourdearestbloodsTomakerascallionsflee?
No,wesoughtforyourlivesandgoods,Andforamonarchy。
KINGCHARLESINHISCOFFIN。
Butthere"saThundererabove,Who,thoughhewinksawhile,Isnotwithyourblackdeedsinlove,Hehatesyourdamnedguile。
AndthoughatimeyouperchuponThetopofFortune"swheel,YoushortlyuntoAcharon(Drunkwithyourcrimes)shallreel。
THEPEOPLEINTHEPIT。
Meanwhile(thougloryoftheearth)
Welanguishingdodie:
EXCISEdothgivefree-quartersbirth,Whilesoldiersmultiply。
Ourlivesweforfeiteveryday,Ourmoneycutsourthroats;
Thelawsaretakencleanaway,Orshrunktotraitor"svotes。
CROMWELLONTHETHRONE。
LikepatientmulesresolvetobearWhate"erweshallimpose;
Yourlivesandgoodsyouneednotfear,We"llproveyourfriends,notfoes。
We(theELECTEDones)mustguideAthousandyearsthisland;
Youmustbepropsuntoourpride,Andslavestoourcommand。
KINGCHARLESINHISCOFFIN。
Butyoumayfailofyourfairhopes,Iffatespropitiousbe;
AndyieldyourloathedlivesinropesTovengeanceandtome。
WhenastheSwedesandIrishjoin,TheCumbrianandtheScotDowiththeDanesandFrenchcombine,Thenlookuntoyourlot。
THEPEOPLEINTHEPIT。
Ourwrongshavearm"duswithsuchstrength,Sosadisourcondition,ThatcouldwehopethatnowatlengthWemightfindintermission,Andhadbuthalfwehadbefore,Erethesemechanicssway"d;
Toourrevenge,knee-deepingore,Wewouldnotfeartowade。
CROMWELLONTHETHRONE。
Invain(fondpeople)doyougrutchAndtacitlyrepine。
Forwhy?myskillandstrengtharesuchBothpolesofheavenaremine。
YourhandsandpursesbothcoheredToraiseustothisheight:
Youmustprotectthoseyouhaverear"d,Orsinkbeneaththeirweight。
KINGCHARLESINHISCOFFIN。
SingingwithangelsnearthethroneOftheAlmightyThreeIsit,andknowperdition(BaseCromwell)waitsonthee,Andonthyvileassociates:
Twelvemonths(35)shallfullconcludeYourpower-thusspeakthepowerfulfates,ThenVADESyourinterlude。
THEPEOPLEINTHEPIT。
Yea,powerfulfates,haste,hastethetime,Themostauspiciousday,OnwhichthesemonstersofourtimeTohellmustpostaway。
Meanwhile,soparetheirsharpen"dclaws,Andsoimpairtheirstings,WemaynomorefightfortheCauseOrotherNOVELthings!
Ballad:AShortLitanyForTheYear1649
BySamuelButler。(FromhisPosthumousWorks。)
FromallthemischiefsthatImentionhere,Preserveus,Heaven,inthisapproachingyear:
FromcivilwarsandthoseuncivilthingsThathatetheraceofallourqueensandkings;
Fromthosewhoforself-endswouldallbetray,Fromsaintsthatcurseandflatterwhentheypray;
Fromthosethatholditmerittorebel,Intreason,murthers,andintheftexcel;
Fromthosenewteachershavedestroy"dtheold,Andthosethatturnthegospelintogold;
FromaHigh-Court,andthatrebelliouscrewThatdidtheirhandsinroyalbloodimbrue,-
Defendus,Heaven,andtothethronerestoreTherightfulheir,andwewillasknomore。
Ballad:TheSaleOfRebellion"sHouse-HoldStuffPrintedin"Percy"sReliques,"fromanoldblack-lettercopyinMrPepys"collection,correctedbytwoothers,oneofwhichispreservedinaChoiceCollectionof120LoyalSongs-1684
Tothetuneof"OldSirSimontheKing。"
Rebellionhathbrokenuphouse,Andhathleftmeoldlumbertosell;
Comehitherandtakeyourchoice,I"llpromisetouseyouwell。