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第6章

TheshopmanshowedGipmagictrainsthatranwithoutsteamorclockwork,justasyousetthesignals,andthensomevery,veryvaluableboxesofsoldiersthatallcamealivedirectlyyoutookoffthelidandsaid。Imyselfhaven’taveryquickearanditwasatongue-

twistingsound,butGip——hehashismother’sear——gotitinnotime。

“Bravo!“saidtheshopman,puttingthemenbackintotheboxunceremoniouslyandhandingittoGip。“Now,“saidtheshopman,andinamomentGiphadmadethemallaliveagain。

“You’lltakethatbox?“askedtheshopman。

“We’lltakethatbox,“saidI,“unlessyouchargeitsfullvalue。

InwhichcaseitwouldneedaTrustMagnate——“

“Dearheart!NO!“andtheshopmansweptthelittlemenbackagain,shutthelid,wavedtheboxintheair,andthereitwas,inbrownpaper,tiedupand——WITHGIP’SFULLNAMEANDADDRESSONTHEPAPER!

Theshopmanlaughedatmyamazement。

“Thisisthegenuinemagic,“hesaid。“Therealthing。“

“It’salittletoogenuineformytaste,“Isaidagain。

AfterthathefelltoshowingGiptricks,oddtricks,andstillodderthewaytheyweredone。Heexplainedthem,heturnedtheminsideout,andtherewasthedearlittlechapnoddinghisbusybitofaheadinthesagestmanner。

IdidnotattendaswellasImight。“Hey,presto!“saidtheMagicShopman,andthenwouldcometheclear,small“Hey,presto!“

oftheboy。ButIwasdistractedbyotherthings。Itwasbeingborneinuponmejusthowtremendouslyrumthisplacewas;itwas,sotospeak,inundatedbyasenseofrumness。Therewassomethingalittlerumaboutthefixtureseven,abouttheceiling,aboutthefloor,aboutthecasuallydistributedchairs。IhadaqueerfeelingthatwheneverIwasn’tlookingatthemstraighttheywentaskew,andmovedabout,andplayedanoiselesspuss-in-the-cornerbehindmyback。

Andthecornicehadaserpentinedesignwithmasks——masksaltogethertooexpressiveforproperplaster。

Thenabruptlymyattentionwascaughtbyoneoftheodd-lookingassistants。Hewassomewayoffandevidentlyunawareofmypresence——

Isawasortofthree-quarterlengthofhimoverapileoftoysandthroughanarch——and,youknow,hewasleaningagainstapillarinanidlesortofwaydoingthemosthorridthingswithhisfeatures!

Theparticularhorridthinghedidwaswithhisnose。Hediditjustasthoughhewasidleandwantedtoamusehimself。Firstofallitwasashort,blobbynose,andthensuddenlyheshotitoutlikeatelescope,andthenoutitflewandbecamethinnerandthinneruntilitwaslikealong,red,flexiblewhip。Likeathinginanightmareitwas!Heflourisheditaboutandflungitforthasafly-fisherflingshisline。

MyinstantthoughtwasthatGipmustn’tseehim。Iturnedabout,andtherewasGipquitepreoccupiedwiththeshopman,andthinkingnoevil。Theywerewhisperingtogetherandlookingatme。Gipwasstandingonalittlestool,andtheshopmanwasholdingasortofbigdruminhishand。

“Hideandseek,dadda!“criedGip。“You’reHe!“

AndbeforeIcoulddoanythingtopreventit,theshopmanhadclappedthebigdrumoverhim。Isawwhatwasupdirectly。“Takethatoff,“

Icried,“thisinstant!You’llfrightentheboy。Takeitoff!“

Theshopmanwiththeunequalearsdidsowithoutaword,andheldthebigcylindertowardsmetoshowitsemptiness。Andthelittlestoolwasvacant!Inthatinstantmyboyhadutterlydisappeared?……

Youknow,perhaps,thatsinistersomethingthatcomeslikeahandoutoftheunseenandgripsyourheartabout。Youknowittakesyourcommonselfawayandleavesyoutenseanddeliberate,neitherslownorhasty,neitherangrynorafraid。Soitwaswithme。

Icameuptothisgrinningshopmanandkickedhisstoolaside。

“Stopthisfolly!“Isaid。“Whereismyboy?“

“Yousee,“hesaid,stilldisplayingthedrum’sinterior,“thereisnodeception——“

Iputoutmyhandtogriphim,andheeludedmebyadexterousmovement。Isnatchedagain,andheturnedfrommeandpushedopenadoortoescape。“Stop!“Isaid,andhelaughed,receding。Ileaptafterhim——intoutterdarkness。

THUD!

“Lor’blessmy’eart!Ididn’tseeyoucoming,sir!“

IwasinRegentStreet,andIhadcollidedwithadecent-lookingworkingman;andayardaway,perhaps,andlookingalittleperplexedwithhimself,wasGip。Therewassomesortofapology,andthenGiphadturnedandcometomewithabrightlittlesmile,asthoughforamomenthehadmissedme。

Andhewascarryingfourparcelsinhisarm!

Hesecuredimmediatepossessionofmyfinger。

ForthesecondIwasratherataloss。Istaredroundtoseethedoorofthemagicshop,and,behold,itwasnotthere!

Therewasnodoor,noshop,nothing,onlythecommonpilasterbetweentheshopwheretheysellpicturesandthewindowwiththechicks!……

Ididtheonlythingpossibleinthatmentaltumult;Iwalkedstraighttothekerbstoneandheldupmyumbrellaforacab。

“’Ansoms,“saidGip,inanoteofculminatingexultation。

Ihelpedhimin,recalledmyaddresswithaneffort,andgotinalso。

Somethingunusualproclaimeditselfinmytail-coatpocket,andIfeltanddiscoveredaglassball。WithapetulantexpressionIflungitintothestreet。

Gipsaidnothing。

Foraspaceneitherofusspoke。

“Dada!“saidGip,atlast,“thatWASapropershop!“

Icameroundwiththattotheproblemofjusthowthewholethinghadseemedtohim。Helookedcompletelyundamaged——sofar,good;

hewasneitherscarednorunhinged,hewassimplytremendouslysatisfiedwiththeafternoon’sentertainment,andthereinhisarmswerethefourparcels。

Confoundit!whatcouldbeinthem?

“Um!“Isaid。“Littleboyscan’tgotoshopslikethateveryday。“

Hereceivedthiswithhisusualstoicism,andforamomentIwassorryIwashisfatherandnothismother,andsocouldn’tsuddenlythere,corampublico,inourhansom,kisshim。Afterall,Ithought,thethingwasn’tsoverybad。

ButitwasonlywhenweopenedtheparcelsthatIreallybegantobereassured。Threeofthemcontainedboxesofsoldiers,quiteordinaryleadsoldiers,butofsogoodaqualityastomakeGipaltogetherforgetthatoriginallytheseparcelshadbeenMagicTricksoftheonlygenuinesort,andthefourthcontainedakitten,alittlelivingwhitekitten,inexcellenthealthandappetiteandtemper。

Isawthisunpackingwithasortofprovisionalrelief。Ihungaboutinthenurseryforquiteanunconscionabletime……

Thathappenedsixmonthsago。AndnowIambeginningtobelieveitisallright。Thekittenhadonlythemagicnaturaltoallkittens,andthesoldiersseemassteadyacompanyasanycolonelcoulddesire。AndGip——?

TheintelligentparentwillunderstandthatIhavetogocautiouslywithGip。

ButIwentsofarasthisoneday。Isaid,“Howwouldyoulikeyoursoldierstocomealive,Gip,andmarchaboutbythemselves?“

“Minedo,“saidGip。“IjusthavetosayawordIknowbeforeIopenthelid。“

“Thentheymarchaboutalone?“

“Oh,QUITE,dadda。Ishouldn’tlikethemiftheydidn’tdothat。“

Idisplayednounbecomingsurprise,andsincethenIhavetakenoccasiontodropinuponhimonceortwice,unannounced,whenthesoldierswereabout,butsofarIhaveneverdiscoveredthemperforminginanythinglikeamagicalmanner。

It’ssodifficulttotell。

There’salsoaquestionoffinance。Ihaveanincurablehabitofpayingbills。IhavebeenupanddownRegentStreetseveraltimes,lookingforthatshop。Iaminclinedtothink,indeed,thatinthatmatterhonourissatisfied,andthat,sinceGip’snameandaddressareknowntothem,Imayverywellleaveittothesepeople,whoevertheymaybe,tosendintheirbillintheirowntime。

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