第5章
""Let"scook"em,thenthey"llbegood,andwecanputsomeawayinourlittlepailsforto-morrow。"
""Thatwillbesplendid!There"safireinthekitchen,Debbyalwaysleavesthekettleon,andwecanusehersaucepan,andIknowwherethesugaris,andwe"llhaveagrandtime。"
"Inwewent,andfelltoworkveryquietly。Itwasalarge,openfire-place,withthecoalsnicelycoveredup,andthebigkettlesimmeringonthehook。
Werakedopenthefire,putonthesaucepan,andinitthebestofourplums,withwaterenoughtospoilthem。Butwedidn"tknowthat,andfeltveryimportantaswesatwaitingforittoboil,eacharmedwithabigspoon,whilethesugarboxstoodbetweenusreadytobeused。
"Howslowtheywere,tobesure!Ineverknewsuchobstinatethings,fortheywouldn"tsoften,thoughtheydancedaboutintheboilingwater,andbobbedagainstthecoverasiftheyweredoingtheirbest。
"Thesunbegantogetlow,wewereafraidDebbywouldcomedown,andstillthosedreadfulplumswouldn"tlooklikesauce。Atlasttheybegantoburst,thewatergotalovelypurple,weputlotsofsugarin,andkepttastingtillourapronsandfaceswerered,andourlipsburntwiththehotspoons。
""There"stoomuchjuice,"saidNelly,shakingherheadwisely。"Itoughttobethickandnicelikemamma"s。"
""I"llpouroffsomeofthejuice,andwecandrinkit,"saidI,feelingthatI"dmadeamistakeinmycooking。
"SoNellygotabowl,andIgotatowelandliftedthebigsaucepancarefullyoff。Itwasheavyandhot,andIwasalittleafraidofit,butdidn"tliketosayso。JustasIbegantopour,Debbysuddenlycalledfromthetopofthestairs,"Children,whatunderthesunareyoudoing?"
"Itstartledusboth。Nellydroppedthebowlandran。Idroppedthesaucepananddidn"trun,forapartofthehotjuicesplasheduponmybarefeet,andankles,andmademescreamwithdreadfulpain。
"DownrushedDebbytofindmedancingaboutthekitchenwithagreatbumponmyforehead,abigspooninmyhand,andapairofbrightpurplefeet。Theplumswerelyingalloverthehearth,thesaucepaninthemiddleoftheroom,thebasinwasbroken,andthesugarswimmingaboutasifthebowlhadturneditselfovertryingtosweetenourmessforus。
"Debbywasverygoodtome,forsheneverstoppedtoscold,butlaidmedownontheoldsofa,andboundupmypoorlittlefeetwithoilandcottonwool。Nelly,seeingmeliewhiteandweak,thoughtIwasdying,andwentovertotheneighbor"sforAuntBetsey,andburstinupontheoldladiessittingprimlyat,theirtea,crying,distractedly,""Oh,AuntBetsey,comequick!forthesaucepanfellofftheshed,andFan"sfeetareallboiledpurple!"
"Nobodylaughedatthisfunnymessage,andAuntBetseyranallthewayhomewithamuffininherhandandherballinherpocket,thoughtheknittingwasleftbehind。
"Isufferedagreatdeal,butIwasn"tsorryafterward,forIlearnedtoloveAuntBetsey,whonursedmetenderly,andseemedtoforgetherstrictwaysinheranxietyforme。
"Thisbagwasmadeformyspecialcomfort,andhungonthesofawhereIlayallthosewearydays。Auntkeptitfullofprettypatchworkor,whatIlikedbetter,ginger-nuts,andpeppermintdrops,toamuseme,thoughshedidn"tapproveofcossetingchildrenup,anymorethanIdonow。"
"Ilikethatvewywell,andIwishIcouldhavebeenthere,"wasMaud"scondescendingremark,assheputbackthelittlebag,afteracarefulpeepinside,asifshehopedtofindanancientginger-nut,orawell-preservedpeppermintdropstilllingeringinsomecorner。
"Wehadplumsenoughthatautumn,butdidn"tseemtocaremuchaboutthem,afterall,forourprankbecameahouseholdjoke,and,foryears,weneversawthefruit,butNellywouldlookatmewithafunnyface,andwhisper,"Purplestockings,Fan!""
"Thankyou,ma"am,"saidPolly。"Now,Fan,yourturnnext。"
"Well,I"veabundleofoldletters,andI"dliketoknowifthereisanystoryaboutthem,"answeredFanny,hopingsomeromancemightbeforthcoming。
Grandmaturnedoverthelittlepackettiedupwithafadedpinkribbon;
adozenyellownoteswrittenonrough,thickpaper,withredwafersstilladheringtothefolds,showingplainlythattheywerewrittenbeforethedayofinitialnote-paperandself-sealingenvelopes。
"Theyarenotlove-letters,deary,butnotesfrommymatesafterIleftMissCotton"sboarding-school。Idon"tthinkthereisanystoryaboutthem,"
andgrandmaturnedthemoverwithspectaclesbeforethedimeyes,soyoungandbrightwhentheyfirstreadtheverysamenotes。
Fannywasabouttosay,"I"llchooseagain,"whengrandmabegantolaughsoheartilythatthegirlsfeltsureshehadcaughtsomemerryoldmemorywhichwouldamusethem。
"Blessmyheart,Ihaven"tthoughtofthatfrolicthisfortyyears。
Poor,dear,giddySallyPomroy,andshe"sagreat-grandmothernow!"criedtheoldlady,afterreadingoneofthenotes,andclearingthemistoffherglasses。
"Now,pleasetellabouther;Iknowit"ssomethingfunnytomakeyoulaughso,"saidPollyandFantogether。
"Well,itwasdroll,andI"mgladIremembereditforit"sjustthestorytotellyouyoungthings。
"Itwasyearsago,"begangrandma,briskly,"andteacherswereverymuchstricterthantheyarenow。ThegirlsatMissCotton"swerenotallowedlightsintheirroomsafternineo"clock,neverwentoutalone,andwereexpectedtobehavelikemodelsofproprietyfrommorningtillnight。
"Asyoumayimagine,tenyounggirls,fullofspiritsandfun,foundtheseruleshardtokeep,andmadeupforgoodbehaviorinpublicbyallsortsoffrolicsinprivate。
"MissCottonandherbrothersatinthebackparlorafterschoolwasover,andtheyoungladiesweresenttobed。Mr。Johnwasverydeaf,andMissPriscillaverynear-sighted,twoconvenientafflictionsforthegirlsonsomeoccasions,butoncetheyprovedquitethereverse,asyoushallhear。
"Wehadbeenveryprimforaweek,andourbottledupspiritscouldnolongerbecontained;soweplanedarevelafterourownhearts,andsetourwitstoworktoexecuteit。
"Thefirstobstaclewassurmountedinthisway。Asnoneofuscouldgetoutalone,weresolvedtolowerSallyfromthewindow,forshewaslightandsmall,andverysmart。
"Withourcombinedpocket-moneyshewastobuynutsandcandy,cakeandfruit,pie,andacandle,sothatwemighthavealight,afterBetseytookoursawayasusual。
"Weweretodarkenthewindowoftheinnerchamber,setawatchinthelittleentry,lightup,andthenforagoodtime。
"Ateighto"clockontheappointedevening,severalofusprofessedgreatweariness,andwenttoourroom,leavingtherestsewingvirtuouslywithMissCotton,whoreadHannahMore"sSacredDramasaloud,inawaythatfittedthelistenersforbedaswellasadoseofopiumwouldhavedone。
"IamsorrytosayIwasoneoftheringleaders;andassoonaswegotupstairs,producedtheropeprovidedforthepurpose,andinvitedSallytobelowered。Itwasanold-fashionedhouse,slopingdownbehind,andtheclosetwindowchosenbyuswasnotmanyfeetfromtheground。
"Itwasasummerevening,sothatateighto"clockitwasstilllight;
butwewerenotafraidofbeingseen,forthestreetwasalonelyone,andouronlyneighborstwooldladies,whoputdowntheircurtainsatsunset,andneverlookedouttillmorning。
"Sallyhadbeenbribedbypromisesofasmany"goodies"asshecouldeat,andbeingaregularmadcap,shewasreadyforanything。
"Tyingtheroperoundherwaistshecreptout,andwelethersafelydown,sentabigbasketafterher,andsawhersliproundthecomerinmybigsunbonnetandanothergirl"sshawl,sothatsheshouldnotberecognized。
"Thenweputournight-gownsoverourdresses,andwerelaidpeacefullyinbedwhenBetseycameup,earlierthanusual;foritwasevidentthatMissCottonfeltalittlesuspiciousatoursuddenweariness。
"Forhalfanhourwelaylaughingandwhispering,aswewaitedforthesignalfromSally。Atlastweheardacricketchirpshrillyunderthewindow,andflyingup,sawalittlefigurebelowinthetwilight。
""O,quick!quick!"criedSally,pantingwithhaste。"Drawupthebasketandthengetmein,forIsawMr。Cottoninthemarket,andranallthewayhome,sothatImightgetinbeforehecame。"
"Upcametheheavybasket,bumpingandscrapingontheway,andsmelling,O,sonice!Downwenttherope,andwithalongpull,astrongpull,andapullalltogether,wehoistedpoorSallyhalf-wayuptothewindow,when,sadtotell,theropeslippedanddownshefell,onlybeingsavedfrombrokenbonesbythehay-cockunderthewindow。
""He"scoming!he"scoming!Opullmeup,formercysake!"criedSally,scramblingtoherfeetunhurt,butagooddealshaken。
"Wesawadarkfigureapproaching,anddraggedherinwithmorebumpingandscraping,andembracedherwithrapture,forwehadjustescapedbeingdetectedbyMr。John,whoseeyeswereassharpashisearsweredull。
"Weheardthefront-doorshut,thenamurmurofvoices,andthenBetsey"sheavystepcomingupstairs。
"Underthebedwentthebasket,andintothebedswenttheconspirators,andnothingcouldhavebeenmoredecorousthantheappearanceoftheroomwhenBetseypoppedherheadin。
""Master"sanoldfidgettosendmetravellingupagain,justbecausehefanciedhesawsomethingamissatthewindow。Nothingbutacurtainflapping,orashadder,forthepoordearsissleepinglikelambs。"
"Weheardhersaythistoherself,andageneraltitteragitatedthewhitecoverletsasshedeparted。
"Sallywasinhighfeatheratthesuccessofherexploit,anddancedaboutlikeanelf,assheputhernight-gownonoverherfrock,braidedherhairinfunnylittletailsalloverherhead,andfastenedthegreatredpin-cushiononherbosomforabreastpininhonorofthefeast。
"Theothergirlswenttotheirroomsasagreedupon,andallwassoondarkandstillupstairs,whileMissCottonbegantoenjoyherselfbelow,asshealwaysdidwhen"heryoungcharges"weresafelydisposedof。
"Thenghostsbegantowalk,andthemicescuttledbacktotheirholesinalarm,forwhitefiguresglidedfromroomtoroom,tillallwereassembledinthelittlechamber。
"Thewatchwassetattheentrydoor,thesignalagreedupon,thecandlelighted,andthefeastspreadforthuponanewspaperonthebed,withthecoverletarrangedsothatitcouldbewhiskedovertherefreshmentsatamoment"snotice。
"Howgoodeverythingwas,tobesure!Idon"tthinkI"veeatenanypiessincethathadsuchadeliciousflavorasthosebrokenones,eatenhastily,inthatlittleovenofaroom,withSallymakingjokesandtheothersenjoyingstolensweetswithtruegirlishrelish。Ofcourseitwasverywicked,butImusttellthetruth。
"Wewerejustbeginningonthecakewhentheloudscratchingofaratdisturbedus。
""Thesignal!fly!run!hide!Hush,don"tlaugh!"criedseveralvoices,andwescuttledintobedasrapidlyandnoiselesslyaspossible,withourmouthsandhandsfull。
"Alongpause,brokenbymorescratching;butasnoonecame,wedecidedonsendingtoinquirewhatitmeant。IwentandfoundMary,thepicketguardhalfasleep,andlongingforhershareofthefeast。
""Itwasarealrat;I"venotmadeasound。Dogoandfinish;I"mtiredofthis,"saidMary,slappingawayatthemosquitoes。
"BackIhurriedwiththegoodnews。Everyoneflewup,briskly。Welightedthecandleagain,andreturnedtoourrevel。TherefreshmentsweresomewhatinjuredbySally"sbouncinginamongthem,bitwedidn"tcare,andsoonfinishedthecake。
""Nowlet"shavethenuts,"Isaid,gropingforthepaperbag。
""Theyarealmondsandpeanuts,sowecancrackthemwithourteeth。
Besureyougetthebagbytherightend,"saidSally。
""IknowwhatI"mabout,"andtoshowherthatitwasallright,I
gavethebagalittleshake,whenoutflewthenuts,rattlinglikeahail-stormallovertheuncarpetedfloor。
""Nowyou"vedoneit,"criedSally,asMaryscratchedlikeamadrat,andadoorcreakedbelow,forMissCottonwasnotdeaf。
"Suchaflurryaswewerein!Outwentthecandle,andeachonerushedawaywithasmuchofthefeastasshecouldseizeinherhaste。Sallydivedintoherbed,recklesslydemolishingthelastpie,andscatteringthecandyfarandwide。
"PoorMarywasnearlycaughtforMissCottonwasquickerthanBetsey,andourguardhadtorunforherlife。
"Ourroomwasthefirst,andwasingoodorder,thoughthetwoflushedfacesonthepillowswererathersuspicious。MissCottonstoodstaringabouther,lookingsofunny,withouthercap,thatmybedfellowwouldhavegoneoffinafitoflaughter,ifIhadnotpinchedherwarningly。
""Youngladies,whatisthisunseemlynoise?"
"Noanswerfromusbutafaintsnore。MissCottonmarchedintothenextroom,putthesamequestionandreceivedthesamereply。
"InthethirdchamberlaySally,andwetrembledastheoldladywentin。Sittingup,wepeepedandlistenedbreathlessly。
""Sarah,Icommandyoutotellmewhatthisallmeans?"
"ButSallyonlysighedinhersleep,andmuttered,wickedly,"Ma,takemehome。I"mstarvedatCotton"s。"
""Mercyonme!isthechildgoingtohaveafever?"criedtheoldlady,whodidnotobservethetelltalenutsatherfeet。
""Sodull,sostrict!Otakemehome!"moanedSally,tossingherarmsandgurgling,likeanaughtylittlegypsy。
"Thatlastbitofactingupsetthewholeconcern,forasshetossedherarmssheshowedthebigredcushiononherbreast。Near-sightedasshewas,thatridiculousobjectcouldnotescapeMissCotton,neitherdidtheorangethatrolledoutfromthepillow,northebootsappearingatthefootofthebed。
"Withsuddenenergytheoldladypluckedoffthecover,andtherelaySallywithherhairdressedà;laTopsy,herabsurdbreast-pinandherdustyboots,amongpapersofcandy,bitsofpieandcake,orangesandapples,andacandleupsidedownburningaholeinthesheet。
"AtthesoundofMissCotton"shorrifiedexclamationSallywokeup,andbeganlaughingsomerrilythatnoneofuscouldresistfollowingherexample,andtheroomsrangwithmerrimentfarmanyminutes。Ireallydon"tknowwhenweshouldhavestoppedifSallyhadnotgotchokedwiththenutshehadinhermouth,andsofrightenedusnearlyoutofourwits。"
"Whatbecameofthethings,andhowwereyoupunished?"askedFan,inthemiddleofherlaughter。
"Theremainsofthefeastwenttothepig,andwewerekeptonbreadandwaterforthreedays。"
"Didthatcureyou?"
"Oh,dear,no!wehadhalfadozenotherfrolicsthatverysummer;andalthoughIcannothelplaughingattheremembranceofthis,youmustnotthink,child,thatIapproveofsuchconduct,orexcuseit。No,no,mydear,farfromit。"
"Icallthata,tip-topstory!Driveon,grandma,andtelloneaboutboys,"brokeinanewvoice,andtherewasTomastrideofachairlisteningandlaughingwithallhismight,forhisbookhadcometoanend,andhehadjoinedthepartyunobserved。
"Waitforyourturn,Tommy。Now,Polly,dear,whatwillyouhave?"saidgrandma,looking,solivelyandhappy,thatitwasveryevident"reminiscing"
didhergood。
"Letminecomelast,andtelloneforTomnext,"saidPolly,lookinground,andbeckoninghimnearer。
Hecameandsathimselfcross-leggedonthefloor,beforethelowerdrawerofthecabinet,whichgrandmaopenedforhim,saying,withabenignstrokeofthecurlyhead,"There,dear,that"swhereIkeepthelittlememorialsofmybrotherJack。Poorlad,hewaslostatsea,youknow。Well,chooseanythingyoulike,andI"lltrytorememberastoryaboutit。"
Tommadearapidrummage,andfishedupalittlebrokenpistol。
"There,that"sthechapforme!Wishitwasn"tspoilt,thenwe"dhavefunpoppingawayatthecatsintheyard。Now,then,grandma。"
"IrememberoneofJack"spranks,whenthatwasusedwithgreateffect,"
saidgrandma,afterathoughtfulpause,duringwhichTomteasedthegirlsbysnappingthelockofthepistolintheirfaces。
"Onceuponatime,"continuedMadam,muchflatteredbytherowofinterestedfacesbeforeher,"myfatherwentawayonbusiness,leavingmother,aunt,andusgirlstoJack"scare。Veryproudhewas,tobesure,oftheresponsibility,andthefirstthinghedidwastoloadthatpistolandkeepitbyhisbed,inourgreatworriment,forwefearedhe"dkillhimselfwithit。Foraweekallwentwell;thenwewerestartledbythenewsthatrobberswereabout。Allsortsofstoriesflewthroughthetown(wewerelivinginthecountrythen);somesaidthatcertainhousesweremarkedwithablackcross,andthosewerealwaysrobbed;others,thattherewasaboyinthegang,forwindows,sosmallthattheywereconsideredsafe,wereenteredbysomelittlerogue。Atoneplacethethieveshadasupper,andlefthamandcakeinthefrontyard。Mrs。JonesfoundMrs。Smith"sshawlinherorchard,withahammerandanunknownteapotnearit。Onemanreportedthatsomeonetappedathiswindow,inthenight,saying,softly,"Isanyonehere?"
andwhenhelookedout,twomenwereseentorundowntheroad。
"Welivedjustoutoftown,inalonelyplace;thehousewasold,withconvenientlittlebackwindows,andfiveoutsidedoors。Jackwastheonlymanabouttheplace,andhewasbarelythirteen。Motherandauntwereverytimid,andthechildrenweren"toldenoughtobeofanyuse,soJackandIwerethehome-guard,andvowedtodefendthefamilymanfully。"
"Goodforyou!Hopethefellowscame!"criedTom,charmedwiththisopening。
"Oneday,anill-lookingmancameinandaskedforfood,"continuedgrandma,withamysteriousnod;"andwhileheate,Isawhimglancesharplyaboutfromthewoodenbuttonsontheback-doors,tothesilverurnandtankardsonthedining-roomsideboard。Astrongsuspiciontookpossessionofme,andIwatchedhimasacatdoesamouse。
""Hecametoexaminethepremises,I"msureofit,butwewillbereadyforhim,"Isaid,fiercely,asItoldthefamilyabouthim。
"Thisfancyhauntedusall,andourpreparationswereveryfunny。Motherborrowedarattle,andkeptitunderherpillow。Aunttookabigbelltobedwithher;thechildrenhadlittleTip,theterrier,tosleepintheirroom;whileJackandImountedguard,hewiththepistol,andIwithahatchet,forIdidn"tlikefire-arms。Biddy,whosleptintheattic,practisedgettingoutontheshedroof,sothatshemightrunawayatthefirstalarm。
Everynightwearrangedpit-fallsfortherobbers,andallfileduptobed,bearingplate,money,weapons,andthingstobarricadewith,asifwelivedinwartimes。
"Wewaitedaweekandnoonecame,sowebegantofeelratherslighted,forotherpeoplegot"ascare,"asTomsays,andafterallourpreparationswereallyfeltatrifledisappointedthatwehadhadnochancetoshowourcourage。Atlastablackmarkwasfounduponourdoor,andagreatpanicensued,forwefeltthatnowourtimehadcome。
"Thatnightweputatubofwateratthebottomoftheback-stairs,andapileoftinpansatthetopofthefrontstairs,sothatanyattempttocomeupwouldproduceasplashorarattle。Bellswerehungondoorhandles,sticksofwoodpiledupindarkcornersforrobberstofallover,andthefamilyretired,allarmedandallprovidedwithlampsandmatches。
"JackandIleftourdoorsopen,andkeptaskingoneanotherifwedidn"thearsomething,tillhefellasleep。Iwaswakefulandlaylisteningtothecricketstilltheclockstrucktwelve;thenIgotdrowsy,andwasjustdroppingoffwhenthesoundofstepsoutsidewokemeupstaringwideawake。CreepingtothewindowIwasintimetoseebythedimmoonlightashadowglideroundthecorneranddisappear。Aqueerlittlethrillwentoverme,butIresolvedtokeepquiettillIwassuresomethingwaswrong,forIhadgivensomanyfalsealarms,Ididn"twantJacktolaughatmeagain。Poppingmyheadoutofthedoor,Ilistened,andpresentlyheardascrapingsoundneartheshed。
""Theretheyare;butIwon"trousethehousetillthebellringsorthepansfall。Theroguescan"tgofarwithoutaclatterofsomesort,andifwecouldonlycatchoneofthemweshouldgettherewardandadealofglory,"Isaidtomyself,graspingmyhatchetfirmly。
"Adoorclosedsoftlybelow,andastepcamecreepingtowardstheback-stairs。
Surenowofmyprey,Iwasjustabouttoscream"Jack!"whensomethingwentsplashintothetubatthefootoftheback-stairs。
"Inaminuteeveryonewasawakeandup,forJackfiredhispistolbeforehewashalfoutofbed,androared"Fire!"solouditrousedthehouse。
Mothersprungherrattle,auntrangherbell,Jipbarkedlikemad,andweallscreamed,whilefrombelowcameuparegularIrishhowl。
"Someonebroughtalamp,andwepeepedanxiouslydown,toseeourownstupidBiddysittinginthetubwringingherhandsandwailingdismally。
""Och,murther,andit"skiltIam!Thesaintsbeaboutus!howiverdidIcomeforninstthissayivwather,justcrapininquietaftherabitivsthrollwidMikeMahoney,meownb"y,that"stomarrymeintirely,comeSaintPatrick"sdaynixt。"
"Welaughedsowecouldhardlyfishthepoorthingup,orlistenwhilesheexplainedthatshehadslippedoutofherwindowforawordwithMike,andfounditfastenedwhenshewantedtocomeback,soshehadsatontheroof,tryingtodiscoverthecauseofthismysteriousbarringout,tillshewastired,whensheprowledroundthehousetillshefoundacellarwindowunfastened,afterallourcare,andgotinquitecleverly,shethought;
butthetubwasanewarrangementwhichsheknewnothingabout;andwhenshefellintothe"say,"shewasbewilderedandcouldonlyhowl。
"Thiswasnotallthedamageeither,forauntfaintedwiththefright,mothercutherhandwithabrokenlamp,thechildrentookcoldhoppingaboutonthewetstairs,Jipbarkedhimselfsick,Isprainedmyankle,andJacknotonlysmashedalooking-glasswithhisbullets,butspoilthispistolbytheheavychargeputinit。Afterthedamageswererepairedandtheflurrywaswellover,Jackconfessedthathehadmarkedthedoorforfun,andshutBiddyoutasapunishmentfor"gallivanting,"ofwhichhedidn"tapprove。Sucharogueasthatboywas!""
"Butdidn"ttherobbersevercome?"criedTom,enjoyingthejoke,butfeelingdefraudedofthefight。
"Never,mydear;butwehadour"scare,"andtestedourcourage,andthatwasagreatsatisfaction,ofcourse,"answeredgrandma,placidly。
"Well,Ithinkyouwerethebravestofthelot。I"dliketohaveseenyouflourishingroundtherewithyourhatchet,"addedTom,admiringly,andtheoldladylookedasmuchpleasedwiththecomplimentasifshehadbeenagirl。
"Ichoosethis,"saidPolly,holdingupalongwhitekidglove,shrunkenandyellowwithtime,butlookingasifithadahistory。
"Ah,thatnowhasastoryworthtelling!"criedgrandma;adding,proudly,"Treatthatoldgloverespectfully,mychildren,forLafayette"shonoredhandhastouchedit。"
"Oh,grandma,didyouwearit?Didyouseehim?Dotellusallaboutit,andthatwillbethebestofthewhole,"criedPolly,wholovedhistory,andknewagooddealaboutthegallantFrenchmanandhisbravelife。
Grandmalovedtotellthisstory,andalwaysassumedhermostimposingairtodohonortohertheme。Drawingherselfup,therefore,shefoldedherhands,andaftertwoorthreelittle"hems,"beganwithanabsentlook,asifhereyesbeheldafar-awaytime,whichbrightenedasshegazed。
"ThefirstvisitofLafayettewasbeforemytime,ofcourse,butIheardsomuchaboutitfrommygrandfatherthatIreallyfeltasifI"dseenitall。OurAuntHancocklivedintheGovernor"shouse,onBeaconHill,atthattime。"Heretheoldladybridledupstillmore,forshewasveryproudof"ouraunt。""Ah,mydears,thosewerethegoodoldtimes!"shecontinued,withasigh。"Suchdinnersandteaparties,suchdamasktableclothsandfineplate,suchsolid,handsomefurnitureandelegantcarriages;
aunt"swaslinedwithredsilkvelvet,andwhenthecoachwastakenawayfromherattheGovernor"sdeath,shejustrippedoutthelining。andwegirlshadspencersmadeofit。Dearheart,howwellIrememberplayinginaunt"sgreatgarden,andchasingJackupanddownthosewindingstairs;
andmyblessedfather,inhisplum-coloredcoatandkneebuckles,andthequeueIusedtotieupforhimeveryday,handingauntintodinner,lookingsodignifiedandsplendid。"
Grandmaseemedtoforgetherstoryforaminute,andbecomealittlegirlagain,amongtheplaymatesdeadandgonesomanyyears。Pollymotionedtheotherstobequiet,andnoonespoketilltheoldlady,withalongsigh,camebacktothepresent,andwenton。
"Well,asIwassaying,theGovernorwantedtogiveabreakfasttotheFrenchofficers,andMadam,whowasahospitablesoul,gotupasplendidoneforthem。Butbysomemistake,oraccident,itwasdiscoveredatthelastminutethattherewasnomilk。
"Agreatdealwasneeded,andverylittlecouldbeboughtorborrowed,sodespairfelluponthecooksandmaids,andthegreatbreakfastwouldhavebeenafailure,ifMadam,withthepresenceofmindofhersex,hadnotsuddenlybethoughtherselfofthecowsfeedingontheCommon。
"Tobesure,theybelongedtoherneighbors,andtherewasnotimetoaskleave,butitwasanationalaffair;ouralliesmustbefed;
andfeelingsurethatherpatrioticfriendswouldgladlylaytheircowsonthealtaroftheircountry,MadamHancockcoveredherselfwithglory,bycalmlyissuingthecommand,"Milk"em!"
"Itwasdone,tothegreatastonishmentofthecows,andtheentiresatisfactionoftheguests,amongwhomwasLafayette。
"Thismilkingfeatwassuchagoodjoke,thatnooneseemstohaverememberedmuchaboutthegreatman,thoughoneofhisofficers,acount,signalizedhimselfbygettingverytipsy,andgoingtobedwithhisbootsandspurson,­;whichcausedthedestructionofaunt"sbestyellowdamaskcoverlet,fortherestlesssleeperkickeditintoragsbymorning。
"Auntvalueditverymuch,eveninitstatteredcondition,andkeptitalongwhile,asamemorialofherdistinguishedguests。
"ThetimewhenIsawLafayettewasin1825,andtherewerenotipsycountsthen。UncleHancock(asweetman,mydears,thoughsomecallhimmeannow-a-days)wasdead,andaunthadmarriedCaptainScott。
"Itwasnotatallthethingforhertodo;however,that"sneitherherenorthere。ShewaslivinginFederalStreetatthetime,amostaristocraticstreetthen,children,andwelivedcloseby。
"OldJosiahQuincywasmayorofthecity,andhesentauntwordthattheMarquisLafayettewishedtopayhisrespectstoher。
"Ofcourseshewasdelighted,andweallflewabouttomakereadyforhim。Auntwasanoldlady,butshemadeagrandtoilet,andwasasanxioustolookwellasanygirl。"
"Whatdidshewear?"askedFan,withinterest。
"Sheworeasteel-coloredsatin,trimmedwithblacklace,andonhercapwaspinnedaLafayettebadgeofwhitesatin。
"Inevershallforgethowb-e-a-utifullyshelookedasshesatinstateonthefrontparlorsophy,rightunderagreatportraitofherfirsthusband;andoneithersideofhersatMadamStorerandMadamWilliams,eleganttobehold,intheirstiffsilks,richlace,andstatelyturbans。Wedon"tseesuchsplendidoldladiesnow-a-days­;"
"Ithinkwedosometimes,"saidPolly,slyly。
Grandmashookherhead,butitpleasedherverymuchtobeadmired,forshehadbeenabeautyinherday。
"Wegirlshaddressedthehousewithflowers;oldMr。Coolidgesentinaclothes-basketfull。JoeJoyprovidedthebadges,andauntgotoutsomeoftheRevolutionarywinefromtheoldBeaconStreetcellar。
"Iworemygreenandwhitepalmyrine,myhairbowedhigh,thebeautifulleg-o"-muttonsleevesthatweresobecoming,andtheseverygloves。
"Well,by-and-bytheGeneral,escortedbytheMayor,droveup。Dearme,Iseehimnow!­;alittleoldmaninnankeentrousersandvest,alongbluecoatandruffledshirt,leaningonhiscane,forhewaslame,andsmilingandbowinglikeatrueFrenchman。
"Asheapproached,thethreeoldladiesrose,andcourtesiedwiththeutmostdignity。LafayettebowedfirsttotheGovernor"spicture,thentotheGovernor"swidow,andkissedherhand。
"Thatwasdroll;foronthebackofherglovewasstampedLafayette"slikeness,andthegallantoldgentlemankissedhisownface。
"Thensomeoftheyoungladieswerepresented,and,asiftoescapeanyfurtherself-salutations,themarquiskissedtheprettygirlsonthecheek。
"Yes,mydears,hereisjustthespotwherethedearoldmansalutedme。I"mquiteasproudofitnowasIwasthen,forhewasabrave,goodman,andhelpedusinourtrouble。
"Hedidnotstaylong,butwewereverymerry,drinkinghishealth,receivinghiscompliments,andenjoyingthehonorhedidus。
"Downinthestreettherewasacrowd,ofcourse,andwhenhelefttheywantedtotakeoutthehorsesanddraghimhomeintriumph。Buthedidn"twishit;andwhilethataffairwasbeingarranged,wegirlshadbeenpeltinghimwiththeflowerswhichwetorefromthevases,thewalls,andourowntopknots,toscatteroverhim。
"Helikedthat,andlaughed,andwavedhishandtous,whileweran,andpelted,andbeggedhimtocomeagain。
"Weyoungfolksquitelostourheadsthatnight,andIhaven"taveryclearideaofhowIgothome。ThelastthingIrememberwashangingoutofthewindowwithaflockofgirls,watchingthecarriagerollaway,whilethecrowdcheeredasiftheyweremad。
"Blessmyheart,itseemsasifIheard"emnow!"HurrahforLafayetteandMayorQuincy!HurrahforMadamHancockandtheprettygirls!HurrahforCol。May!""ThreecheersforBoston!Now,then!Hurrah!Hurrah!Hurrah!"
"
Andheretheoldladystopped,outofbreath,withhercapaskew,herspectaclesontheendofhernose,andherknittingmuchtheworseforbeingwavedenthusiasticallyintheair,whileshehungoverthearmofherchair,shrillycheeringanimaginaryLafayette。Thegirlsclappedtheirhands,andTomhurrahedwithallhismight,saying,whenhegothisbreath,"Lafayettewasaregularoldtrump;Ialwayslikedhim。"
"Mydear!whatadisrespectfulwaytospeakofthatgreatman,"saidgrandma,shockedatYoungAmerica"sirreverence。
"Well,hewasatrump,anyway,sowhynotcallhimone?"askedTom,feelingthattheobjectionablewordwasallthatcouldbedesired。
"Whatqueerglovesyouworethen,"interruptedFanny,whohadbeentryingonthemuch-honoredglove,andfindingitatightfit。
"Muchbetterandcheaperthanwehavenow,"returnedgrandma,readytodefend"thegoodoldtimes"againsteveryinsinuation。"Youareanextravagantsetnow-a-days,andIreallydon"tknowwhatyouarecomingto。Bytheway,I"vegotsomewheretwoletterswrittenbytwoyoungladies,onein1517,andtheotherin1868。Thecontrastbetweenthetwowillamuseyou,Ithink。"
Afteralittlesearch,grandmaproducedanoldportfolio,andselectingthepapers,readthefollowingletter,writtenbyAnneBoleynbeforehermarriagetoHenryVIII,andnowinthepossessionofacelebratedantiquarian:­;
DEARMARY,­;Ihavebeenintownalmostamonth,yetIcannotsayIhavefoundanythinginLondonextremelyagreeable。Werisesolateinthemorning,­;seldombeforesixo"clock,­;andsitupsolateatnight,­;beingscarcelyinbedbeforeten,­;thatIamquitesickofit;andwasitnotfortheabundanceoffinethingsIameverydaygettingIshouldbeimpatientofreturningintothecountry。
Myindulgentmotherboughtme,yesterday,atamerchant"sinCheapside,threenewshifts,thatcostfourteenpenceanell,andIamtohaveapairofnewstuffshoes,formyLordofNorfolk"sball,whichwillbethreeshillings。
TheirregularlifeIhaveledsincemycomingtothisplacehasquitedestroyedmyappetite。YouknowIcouldmanageapoundofbaconandatankardofgoodaleformybreakfast,inthecountry,butinLondonIfinditdifficulttogetthroughhalfthequantity,thoughImustownIamgenerallyeagerenoughforthedinnerhour,whichisheredelayedtilltwelve,inyourpolitesociety。
Iplayedathotcockles,lastnight,atmyLordofLeicester"s。TheLordofSurreywasthere,averyelegantyoungman,whosungasongofhisowncomposition,onthe"LordofKildare"sDaughter。"Itwasmuchapproved,andmybrotherwhisperedmethatthefairGeraldine,forsomyLordofSurreycallshissweetheart,isthefinestwomanoftheage。Ishouldbegladtoseeher,forIhearsheisgoodassheisbeautiful。
Praytakecareofthepoultryduringmyabsence。Poorthings!Ialwaysfedthemmyself;andifMargeryhasknittedmethecrimsonworstedmittens,Ishouldbegladiftheyweresentupthefirstopportunity。
Adieu,dearMary。Iamjustgoingtomass,andyoushallspeedilyhavetheprayers,asyouhavenowthekindestloveofyourownANNEBOLEYN。
"Upbeforesix,andthinkitlatetogotobedatten!WhatacountrifiedthingAnnemusthavebeen。Baconandaleforbreakfast,anddinnerattwelve;
howveryqueertoliveso!"criedFanny。"LordSurreyandLordLeicestersoundfine,buthotcockles,andredmittens,andshoesforthreeshillings,arehorrid。"
"Ilikeit,"saidPolly,thoughtfully,"andI"mgladpoorAnnehadalittlefunbeforehertroublesbegan。MayIcopythatlettersometime,grandma?"
"Yes,dear,andwelcome。Now,here"stheother,byamoderngirlonherfirstvisittoLondon。Thiswillsuityoubetter,Fan,"andgrandmareadwhatafriendhadsentherasapendanttoAnne"slittlepictureofLondonlifelongago:­;
MYDEARESTCONSTANCE,­;AfterthreemonthsofintenseexcitementI
snatchaleisuremomenttotellyouhowmuchIenjoymyfirstvisittoLondon。Havingbeeneducatedabroad,itreallyseemslikecomingtoastrangecity。Atfirstthesmoke,dirtandnoisewereverydisagreeable,butI
soongotusedtothesethings,andnowfindallIseeperfectlycharming。
WeplungedatonceintoawhirlofgayetyandIhavehadnotimetothinkofanythingbutpleasure。Itistheheightoftheseason,andeveryhourisengagedeitheringoingtoballs,concerts,theatres,fê;tesandchurch,orinpreparingforthem。Weoftengototwoorthreepartiesinanevening,andseldomgethometillmorning,soofcoursewedon"trisetillnoonnextday。Thisleavesverylittletimeforourdrives,shopping,andcallsbeforedinnerateight,andthentheeveninggayetiesbeginagain。
AtaballatLadyRussell"slastnight,IsawthePrinceofWales,anddancedinthesetwithhim。Heisgrowingstout,andlooksdissipated。
Iwasdisappointedinhim,forneitherinappearancenorconversationwasheatallprincely。IwasintroducedtoaverybrilliantanddelightfulyounggentlemanfromAmerica。Iwascharmedwithhim,andrathersurprisedtolearnthathewrotethepoemswhichweresomuchadmiredlastseason,alsothatheisthesonofarichtailor。HowoddtheseAmericansare,withtheirmoney,andtalent,andindependence!
Omydear,Imustnotforgettotellyouthegreateventofmyfirstseason。IamtobepresentedatthenextDrawingRoom!ThinkhowabsorbedImustbeinpreparationforthisgrandaffair。MammaisresolvedthatIshalldohercredit,andwehavespentthelasttwoweeksdrivingaboutfrommillinerstomantua-makers,frommerchantstojewellers。Iamtowearwhitesatinandplumes,pearlsandroses。Mydresswillcostahundredpoundsormore,andisveryelegant。
Mycousinsandfriendslavishlovelythingsuponme,andyouwillopenyourunsophisticatedeyeswhenIdisplaymysilksandlaces,trinketsandFrenchhats,nottomentionbilletdeux,photographs,andotherrelicsofayoungbelle"sfirstseason。
YouaskifIeverthinkofhome。Ireallyhaven"ttime,butIdosometimeslongalittleforthequiet,thepureairandthegirlishamusementsI
usedtoenjoysomuch。Onegetspale,andold,andsadlyfaggedout,withallthisdissipation,pleasantasitis。Ifeelquiteblasé;already。
Ifyoucouldsendmetherosycheeks,brighteyes,andgayspiritsI
alwayshadathome,I"dthankyou。Asyoucannotdothat,pleasesendmeabottleofJunerainwater,formymaidtellsmeitisbetterthananycosmeticforthecomplexion,andmineisgettingruinedbylatehours。
Ifancysomefruitoffourowntreeswouldsuitme,forIhavenoappetite,andmammaisquitedesolé;eaboutme。OnecannotliveonFrenchcookerywithoutdyspepsia,andonecangetnothingsimplehere,forfood,likeeverythingelse,isregulatedbythefashion。
Adieu,machè;re,Imustdressforchurch。Ionlywishyoucouldseemynewhatandgowithme,forLordRockinghampromisedtobethere。Adieu,yourseternally,FLORENCE。
"Yes,Idolikethatbetter,andIwishIhadbeeninthisgirl"splace,don"tyou,Polly?"saidFan,asgrandmatookoffherglasses。
"IshouldlovetogotoLondon,andhaveagoodtime,butIdon"tthinkIshouldcareaboutspendingeversomuchmoney,orgoingtoCourt。MaybeImightwhenIgotthere,forIdolikefunandsplendor,"addedhonestPolly,feelingthatpleasurewasaverytemptingthing。
"Grandmalookstired;let"sgoandplayinthedwying-woom,"saidMaud,whofoundtheconversationgettingbeyondherdepth。
"Letusallkissandthankgrandma,foramusingussonicely,beforewego,"whisperedPolly。MaudandFannyagreed,andgrandmalookedsogratifiedbytheirthanks,thatTomfollowedsuit,merelywaitingtill"thosegirls"
wereoutofsight,togivetheoldladyaheartyhug,andakissontheverycheekLafayettehadsaluted。
Whenhereachedtheplay-roomPollywassittingintheswing,saying,veryearnestly,"Ialwaystoldyouitwasniceupingrandma"sroom,andnowyouseeitis。Iwishyou"dgooftener;sheadmirestohaveyou,andlikestotellstoriesanddopleasantthings,onlyshethinksyoudon"tcareforherquietsortoffun。Ido,anyway,andIthinkshe"sthekindest,bestoldladythateverlived,andIloveherdearly!"
"Ididn"tsayshewasn"t,onlyoldpeoplearesortoftediousandfussy,soIkeepoutoftheirway,"saidFanny。
"Well,yououghtnotto,andyoumisslotsofpleasanttimes。Mymothersaysweoughttobekindandpatientandrespectfultoalloldfolksjustbecausetheyareold,andIalwaysmeantobe。"
"Yourmother"severlastinglypreaching,"mutteredFan,nettledbytheconsciousnessofherownshortcomingswithregardtograndma。
"Shedon"tpreach!"criedPolly,firinguplikeaflash;"sheonlyexplainsthingstous,andhelpsusbegood,andneverscolds,andI"dratherhaveherthananyothermotherintheworld,thoughshedon"twearvelvetcloaksandsplendidbonnets,­;sonow!"
"Goit,Polly!"calledTom,whowasgracefullyhangingheaddownwardfromthebarputupforhisspecialbenefit。
"Polly"smad!Polly"smad!"sungMaud,skippingroperoundtheroom。
"IfMr。Sydneycouldseeyounowhewouldn"tthinkyousuchanangelanymore,"addedFanny,tossingabean-bagandherheadatthesametime。
Pollywasmad,herfacewasveryred,hereyesverybrightandherlipstwitched,butsheheldhertongueandbegantoswingashardasshecould,fearingtosaysomethingshewouldbesorryforafterward。Forafewminutesnoonespoke,TomwhistledandMaudhummedbutFanandPollywereeachsoberlythinkingofsomething,fortheyhadreachedanagewhenchildren,girlsespecially,begintoobserve,contrast,andspeculateuponthewords,acts,manners,andlooksofthoseaboutthem。Agooddealofthinkinggoesonintheheadsoftheseshrewdlittlefolks,andtheeldersshouldmindtheirways,fortheygetcriticisedprettysharplyandimitatedveryclosely。
Twolittlethingshadhappenedthatday,andtheinfluenceofafewwords,acarelessaction,wasstillworkingintheactivemindsofthegirls。
Mr。Sydneyhadcalled,andwhileFannywastalkingwithhimshesawhiseyerestonPolly,whosatapartwatchingthefacesroundherwiththemodest,intelligentlookwhichmanyfoundsoattractive。AtthatminuteMadamShawcamein,andstoppedtospeaktothelittlegirl。Pollyroseatonce,andremainedstandingtilltheoldladypassedon。
"AreyoulaughingatPolly"sprimways?"Fannyhadasked,asshesawMr。Sydneysmile。
"No,IamadmiringMissPolly"sfinemanners,"heansweredinagrave,respectfultone,whichhadimpressedFannyverymuch,forMr。Sydneywasconsideredbyallthegirlsasamodelofgoodbreeding,andthatindescribablesomethingwhichtheycalled"elegance。"