第6章
ThefirstthingtheInterviewerhadtodowastoaccountforhisvisitingapersonwhohadnotaskedtomakehisacquaintance,andwhowaslivingasarecluse。Hetookouthisbatteredcoppers,andshowedthemtoMaurice。
"Iunderstoodthatyouwereveryskilfulinantiquities,andhadagoodmanyyourself。SoItookthelibertyofcallinguponyou,hopingthatyoucouldtellmesomethingaboutsomeancientcoinsI
havehadforagoodwhile。”Sosaying,hepointedtothecopperwiththenameofGallienus。
"Isthisveryrareandvaluable?Ihaveheardthatgreatpriceshavebeenpaidforsomeoftheseancientcoins,——eversomanyguineas,sometimes。Isupposethisisasmuchasathousandyearsold。”
"Morethanathousandyearsold,"saidMaurice。
"Andworthagreatdealofmoney?"askedtheInterviewer。
"No,notagreatdealofmoney,"answeredMaurice。
"Howmuch,shouldyousay?"saidtheInterviewer。
Mauricesmiled。"Alittlemorethanthevalueofitsweightincopper,——Iamafraidnotmuchmore。ThereareagoodmanyofthesecoinsofGallienusknockingabout。Thepeddlersandtheshopkeeperstakesuchpiecesoccasionally,andsellthem,sometimesforfiveortencents,toyoungcollectors。No,itisnotverypreciousinmoneyvalue,butasarelicanypieceofmoneythatwaspassedfromhandtohandathousandorfifteenhundredyearsagoisinteresting。Thevalueofsuchrelicsisagooddealamatterofimagination。”
"Andwhatdoyousaytotheseothers?"askedtheInterviewer。Pooroldworn-outthingstheywere,withaletterortwoonly,andsomefainttraceofafigureononeortwoofthem。
"Veryinteresting,always,iftheycarryyourimaginationbacktothetimeswhenyoumaysupposetheywerecurrent。PerhapsHoracetossedoneofthemtoabeggar。PerhapsoneofthesewasthecointhatwasbroughtwhenOnesaidtothoseaboutHim,"Bringmeapenny,thatI
mayseeit。"Butthemarketpriceisadifferentmatter。Thatdependsonthebeautyandpreservation,andabovealltherarity,ofthespecimen。Hereisacoin,now,"——heopenedasmallcabinet,andtookonefromit。"HereisaSyracusandecadrachmwiththeheadofPersephone,whichisatoncerare,wellpreserved,andbeautiful。I
amafraidtotellwhatIpaidforit。”
TheInterviewerwasnotanexpertinnumismatics。Hecaredverylittlemoreforanoldcointhanhedidforanoldbutton,buthehadthoughthispurchaseatthetollman"smightproveagoodspeculation。
Nomatteraboutthebatteredoldpieces:hehadfoundout,atanyrate,thatMauricemusthavemoneyandcouldbeextravagant,orwhathehimselfconsideredso;alsothathewasfamiliarwithancientcoins。Thatwoulddoforabeginning。
"MayIaskwhereyoupickedupthecoinyouareshowingme?"hesaid"Thatisaquestionwhichprovokesanegativeanswer。Onedoesnot"pickup"first-classcoinsorpaintings,veryoften,inthesetimes。
IboughtthisofagreatdealerinRome。”
"LivedinRomeonce?"saidtheInterviewer。
"Forsomeyears。Perhapsyouhavebeenthereyourself?"
TheInterviewersaidhehadneverbeenthereyet,buthehopedheshouldgothere,oneoftheseyears。"supposeyoustudiedartandantiquitieswhileyouwerethere?"hecontinued。
"EverybodywhogoestoRomemustlearnsomethingofartandantiquities。BeforeyougothereIadviseyoutoreviewRomanhistoryandtheclassicauthors。Youhadbettermakeastudyofancientandmodernart,andnothaveeverythingtolearnwhileyouaregoingaboutamongruins,andchurches,andgalleries。YouknowyourHoraceandVirgilwell,Itakeitforgranted?"
TheInterviewerhesitated。Thenamessoundedasifhehadheardthem。"NotsowellasImeantobeforegoingtoRome,"heanswered。
"MayIaskhowlongyoulivedinRome?"
"Longenoughtoknowsomethingofwhatistobeseeninit。Nooneshouldgotherewithoutcarefulpreparationbeforehand。YouarefamiliarwithVasari,ofcourse?"
TheInterviewerfeltaslightmoistureonhisforehead。Hetookouthishandkerchief。"Itisawarmday,"hesaid。"Ihavenothadtimetoreadall——theworksImeanto。Ihavehadtoomuchwritingtodo,myself,tofindallthetimeforreadingandstudyIcouldhavewished。”
"Inwhatliteraryoccupationhaveyoubeenengaged,ifyouwillpardonmyinquiry?saidMaurice。
"Iamconnectedwiththepress。Iunderstoodthatyouwereamanofletters,andIhopedImighthavetheprivilegeofhearingfromyourownlipssomeaccountofyourliteraryexperiences。”
"Perhapsthatmightbeinteresting,butIthinkIshallreserveitformyautobiography。Yousaidyouwereconnectedwiththepress。
DoIunderstandthatyouareanauthor?"
BythistimetheInterviewerhadcometotheconclusionthatitwasaverywarmday。Hedidnotseemtobegettingholdofhispitcherbytherighthandle,somehow。ButhecouldnothelpansweringMaurice"sverysimplequestion。
"Ifwritingforanewspapergivesonearighttobecalledanauthor,Imaycallmyselfone。Iwriteforthe"People"sPerennialandHouseholdInquisitor。""
"Areyoutheliterarycriticofthatwell-knownjournal,ordoyoumanagethepoliticalcolumn?"
"Iamacorrespondentfromdifferentplacesandonvariousmattersofinterest。”
"Placesyouhavebeento,andpeopleyouhaveknown?"
"Well,yes,-generally,thatis。SometimesIhavetocompilemyarticles。”
"DidyouwritetheletterfromRome,publishedafewweeksago?"
TheInterviewerwasinwhathewouldcallatightplace。However,hehadfoundthathismanwastoomuchforhim,andsawthatthebestthinghecoulddowastosubmittobeinterviewedhimself。Hethoughtthatheshouldbeabletopickupsomethingorotherwhichhecouldworkintohisreportofhisvisit。
"Well,I——preparedthatarticleforourcolumns。Youknowonedoesnothavetoseeeverythinghedescribes。Youfounditaccurate,I
hope,initsdescriptions?"
"Yes,Murrayisgenerallyaccurate。Sometimeshemakesmistakes,butIcan"tsayhowfaryouhavecopiedthem。YougotthePonteMolle——
theoldMilvianbridge——agooddealtoofardownthestream,ifI
remember。Ihappenedtonoticethat,butIdidnotreadthearticlecarefully。MayIaskwhetheryouproposetodomethehonorofreportingthisvisitandtheconversationwehavehad,forthecolumnsofthenewspaperwithwhichyouareconnected?"
TheInterviewerthoughthesawanopening。"Ifyouhavenoobjections,"hesaid,"Ishouldlikeverymuchtoaskafewquestions。”Hewasrecoveringhisprofessionalaudacity。
"Youcanaskasmanyquestionsasyouconsiderproperanddiscreet,——
afteryouhaveansweredoneortwoofmine:Whocommissionedyoutosubmitmetoexamination?"
"Thecuriosityofthepublicwishestobegratified,andIamthehumbleagentofitsinvestigations。”
"Whathasthepublictodowithmyprivateaffairs?"
"Isupposeitisaquestionofmajorityandminority。Thatsettleseverythinginthiscountry。Youareaminorityofoneopposedtoalargenumberofcuriouspeoplethatformamajorityagainstyou。
ThatisthewayI"veheardthechiefputit。”
MauricecouldnothelpsmilingatthequietassumptionoftheAmericancitizen。TheInterviewersmiled,too,andthoughthehadhisman,sure,atlast。Mauricecalmlyanswered,"Thereisnothingleftforminorities,then,buttherightofrebellion。Idon"tcareaboutbeingmadethesubjectofanarticleforyourpaper。Iamhereformypleasure,mindingmyownbusiness,andcontentwiththatoccupation。Irebelagainstyoursystemofforcedpublicity。
WheneverIamreadyIshalltellthepublicallithasanyrighttoknowaboutme。InthemeantimeIshallrequesttobesparedreadingmybiographywhileIamliving。Iwishyouagood-morning。”
TheInterviewerhadnottakenouthisnote-bookandpencil。InhisnextcommunicationfromArrowheadVillagehecontentedhimselfwithabriefmentionofthedistinguishedandaccomplishedgentlemannowvisitingtheplace,whoselibraryandcabinetofcoinshehadhadtheprivilegeofexamining,andwhosecourtesywasequalledonlybythemodestythatshunnedthepublicnotorietywhichtheorgansofpopularintelligencewouldotherwiseconferuponhim。
TheInterviewerhadattemptedtheriddleoftheSphinx,andhadfailedtogetthefirsthintofitssolution。
Themanytonguesofthevillageanditsvisitorscouldnotremainidle。Thewholesubjectofantipathieshadbeentalkedover,andthevariouscasesrecordedhadbecomemoreorlessfamiliartotheconversationalcircleswhichmeteveryeveninginthedifferentcentresofsociallife。TheprevalenthypothesisforthemomentwasthatMauricehadacongenitalaversiontosomecolor,theeffectsofwhichuponhimweresopainfulordisagreeablethathehabituallyavoidedexposuretoit。Itwasknown,andithasalreadybeenmentioned,thatsuchcaseswereonrecord。Therehadbeenagreatdealofdiscussion,oflate,withreferencetoafactlongknowntoafewindividuals,butonlyrecentlymadeamatterofcarefulscientificobservationandbroughttothenoticeofthepublic。Thiswasthenowwell-knownphenomenonofcolor-blindness。Itdidnotseemverystrangethatifonepersonineveryscoreortwocouldnottellredfromgreentheremightbeothercuriousindividualpeculiaritiesrelatingtocolor。Acasehasalreadybeenreferredtowherethesubjectofobservationfaintedatthesightofanyredobject。WhatifthiswerethetroublewithMauriceKirkwood?Itwillbeseenatoncehowsuchacongenitalantipathywouldtendtoisolatethepersonwhowasitsunfortunatevictim。Itwasanhypothesisnotdifficulttotest,butitwasaratherdelicatebusinesstobeexperimentingonaninoffensivestranger。MissVincentwasthinkingitover,butsaidnothing,eventoEuthymia,ofanyprojectsshemightentertain。
XII
MISSVINCENTASAMEDICALSTUDENT。
TheyoungladywhomwehaveknownasTheTerror,asLurida,asMissVincent,SecretaryofthePansophianSociety,hadbeenreadingvariousworksselectedforherbyDr。Butts,——workschieflyrelatingtothenervoussystemanditsdifferentaffections。Shethoughtitwasabouttimetotalkoverthegeneralsubjectofthemedicalprofessionwithhernewteacher,——ifsuchaself-directingpersonasLuridacouldbesaidtorecognizeanybodyasteacher。
Shebeganatthebeginning。"Whatisthefirstbookyouwouldputinastudent"shands,doctor?"shesaidtohimoneday。Theywereinhisstudy,andLuridahadjustbroughtbackathickvolumeonInsanity,oneofBucknillandPuke"s,whichshehaddevouredasifithadbeenapamphlet。
"Notthatbook,certainly,"hesaid。"Iamafraiditwillputallsortsofnotionsintoyourhead。Whoorwhatsetyoutoreadingthat,Ishouldliketoknow?"
"Ifounditononeofyourshelves,andasIthoughtImightperhapsbecrazysometimeorother,IfeltasifIshouldliketoknowwhatkindofaconditioninsanityis。Idon"tbelievetheywereeververybright,thoseinsanepeople,mostofthem。IhopeIamnotstupidenoughevertolosemywits。”
"Thereisnotelling,mydear,whatmayhappenifyouoverworkthatbusybrainofyours。Butdidn"titmakeyounervous,readingaboutsomanypeoplepossessedwithsuchstrangenotions?"
"Nervous?Notabit。Icouldn"thelpthinking,though,howmanypeopleIhadknownthathadalittletouchofcrazinessaboutthem。
TakethatpoorwomanthatsayssheisHerMajesty"sPerson,——notHerMajesty,butHerMajesty"sPerson,——averyimportantdistinction,accordingtoher:howshedoesremindmeofmorethanonegirlIhaveknown!Shewouldletherskirtsdownsoastomakeakindoftrain,andpilethingsonherheadlikeasortofcrown,foldherarmsandthrowherheadback,andfeelasgrandasaqueen。Ihaveseenmorethanonegirlactverymuchinthatway。Arenotmostofusalittlecrazy,doctor,——justalittle?Ithinkso。ItseemstomeIneversawbutonegirlwhowasfreefromeveryhintofcraziness。”
"Andwhowasthat,pray?"
"Why,Euthymia,——nobodyelse,ofcourse。Sheneverlosesherhead,——
Idon"tbelieveshewouldinanearthquake。WheneverwewereatworkwithourmicroscopesattheInstituteIalwaystoldherthathermindwastheonlyachromaticoneIeverlookedinto,——Ididn"tsaylookedthrough——ButIdidn"tcometotalkaboutthat。IreadinoneofyourbooksthatwhenSydenhamwasaskedbyastudentwhatbooksheshouldread,thegreatphysiciansaid,"Read"DonQuixote。”"Iwantyoutoexplainthattome;andthenIwantyoutotellmewhatisthefirstbook,accordingtoyouridea,thatastudentoughttoread。”
"WhatdoyousaytomytakingyourquestionasthesubjectofapapertobereadbeforetheSociety?Ithinktheremaybeotheryoungladiesatthemeeting,besidesyourself,whoarethinkingofpursuingthestudyofmedicine。Atanyrate,thereareagoodmanywhoareinterestedinthesubject;infact,mostpeoplelistenreadilytoanythingdoctorstellthemabouttheircalling。”
"Iwishyouwould,doctor。IwantEuthymiatohearit,andIdon"tdoubttherewillbeotherswhowillbegladtoheareverythingyouhavetosayaboutit。Butoh,doctor,ifyoucouldonlypersuadeEutbymiatobecomeaphysician!Whatadoctorshewouldmake!Sostrong,socalm,sofullofwisdom!Ibelieveshecouldtakethewheelofasteamboatinastorm,orthehoseofafire-engineinaconflagration,andhandleitaswellasthecaptainoftheboatorofthefire-company。”
"Haveyouevertalkedwithheraboutstudyingmedicine?"
"IndeedIhave。Oh,ifshewouldonlybeginwithme!Whatgoodtimeswewouldhavestudyingtogether!"
"Idon"tdoubtit。Medicineisaverypleasantstudy。Buthowdoyouthinkpracticewouldbe?Howwouldyoulikebeingcalleduptoridetenmilesinamidnightsnow-storm,justwhenoneofyourragingheadacheswasrackingyou?"
"Oh,butwecouldgointopartnership,andEuthymiaisn"tafraidofstormsoranythingelse。Ifshewouldonlystudymedicinewithme!"
"Well,whatdoesshesaytoit?"
"Shedoesn"tlikethethoughtofit。Shedoesn"tbelieveinwomendoctors。Shethinksthatnowandthenawomanmaybefittedforitbynature,butshedoesn"tthinktherearemanywhoare。Shegivesmeagoodmanyreasonsagainsttheirpractisingmedicine,youknowwhatmostofthemare,doctor,——andendsbysayingthatthesamewomanwhowouldbeapoorsortofdoctorwouldmakeafirst-ratenurse;andthat,shethinks,isawoman"sbusiness,ifherinstinctcarrieshertothehospitalorsick-chamber。Ican"targueherideasoutofher。”
"NeithercanIargueyououtofyourfeelingaboutthematter;butI
amdisposedtoagreewithyourfriend,thatyouwilloftenspoilagoodnursetomakeapoordoctor。Doctorsandside-saddlesdon"tseemtometogotogether。Ridinghabitswouldbeawkwardthingsforpractitioners。Butcome,wewon"thaveacontroversyjustnow。Iamforgivingwomeneverychanceforagoodeducation,andiftheythinkmedicineisoneoftheirpropercallingsletthemtryit。Ithinktheywillfindthattheyhadbetteratleastlimitthemselvestocertainspecialties,andalwayshaveanexpertoftheothersextofallbackupon。Thetroubleisthattheyaresoimpressibleandimaginativethattheyareatthemercyofallsortsoffancysystems。
Youhaveonlytoseewhatkindsofinstructiontheyverycommonlyflocktoinordertoguesswhethertheywouldbelikelytoprovesensiblepractitioners。Charlatanismalwayshobblesontwocrutches,thetattleofwomen,andthecertificatesofclergymen,andIamafraidthathalfthewomendoctorswillbetoomuchunderboththoseinfluences。”
LuridabelievedinDr。Butts,who,tousethecommonlanguageofthevillage,had"carriedherthrough"afever,broughtonbyover-
excitementandexhaustingstudy。Shetooknooffenceathisreferencetonurserygossip,whichshehadlearnedtoholdcheap。
Nobodysodespisestheweaknessesofwomenasthechampionofwoman"srights。Sheacceptedthedoctor"sconcessionofafairfieldandopentrialofthefitnessofhersexformedicalpractice,anddidnottroubleherselfabouthissuggestedlimitations。Astotheimaginativetendenciesofwomen,sheknewtoowellthetruthofthedoctor"sremarkrelatingtothemtowishtocontradictit。
"Besureyouletmehaveyourpaperinseasonforthenextmeeting,doctor,"shesaid;andindueseasonitcame,andwasofcourseapprovedforreading。
XIII
DR。BUTTSREADSAPAPER。
"Nexttotheinterestwetakeinallthatrelatestoourimmortalsoulsisthatwhichwefeelforourmortalbodies。Iamafraidmyveryfirststatementmaybeopentocriticism。Thecareofthebodyisthefirstthoughtwithagreatmany,——infact,withthelargerpartoftheworld。Theysendforthephysicianfirst,andnotuntilhegivesthemupdotheycommonlycallintheclergyman。Eventheministerhimselfisnotsoverydifferentfromotherpeople。Wemustnotblamehimifheisnotalwaysimpatienttoexchangeaworldofmultipliedinterestsandever-changingsourcesofexcitementforthatwhichtraditionhasdeliveredtousasoneeminentlydeficientinthestimulusofvariety。Besides,thesebodilyframes,evenwhenwornanddisfiguredbylongyearsofservice,hangaboutourconsciousnesslikeoldgarments。Theyareusedtous,andweareusedtothem。
Andalltheaccidentsofourlives,——thehousewedwellin,thelivingpeopleroundus,thelandscapewelookover,all,uptotheskythatcoversuslikeabellglass,——allthesearebutlooseroutsidegarmentswhichwehavewornuntiltheyseemapartofus,andwedonotlikethethoughtofchangingthemforanewsuitwhichwehaveneveryettriedon。HowwellIrememberthatdearancientlady,wholivedwellintothelastdecadeofhercentury,assherepeatedtheversewhich,ifIhadbutonetochoose,Iwouldselectfromthatstringofpearls,Gray"s"Elegy"!
"ForwhotodumbforgetfulnessapreyThispleasing,anxiousbeinge"erresigned,Leftthewarmprecinctsofthecheerfulday,Norcastonelonging,lingeringlookbehind?"
Plotinuswasashamedofhisbody,wearetold。Betterso,itmaybe,thantolivesolelyforit,assomanydo。ButitmaybewelldoubtedifthereisanydiscipleofPlotinusinthisSociety。Onthecontrary,therearemanywhothinkagreatdealoftheirbodies,manywhohavecomeheretoregainthehealththeyhavelostinthewearandtearofcitylife,andveryfewwhohavenotatsometimeorotheroftheirliveshadoccasiontocallintheservicesofaphysician。
"Thereis,therefore,noimproprietyinmyofferingtothememberssomeremarksuponthepeculiardifficultieswhichbesetthemedicalpractitionerinthedischargeofhislaboriousandimportantduties。
"Ayoungfriendofmine,whohastakenaninterestinmedicalstudies,happenedtomeetwithaveryfamiliarstoryaboutoneofthegreatestandmostcelebratedofallEnglishphysicians,ThomasSydenham。Thestoryisthat,whenastudentaskedhimwhatbooksheshouldread,thegreatdoctortoldhimtoread"DonQuixote。"
"Thispieceofadvicehasbeenusedtothrowcontemptuponthestudyofbooks,andfurnishesaconvenientshieldforignorantpretenders。
ButSydenhamleftmanywritingsinwhichhehasrecordedhismedicalexperience,andhesurelywouldnothavepublishedthemifhehadnotthoughttheywouldbebetterreadingforthemedicalstudentthanthestoryofCervantes。Hisownworksareesteemedtothisday,andhecertainlycouldnothavesupposedthattheycontainedallthewisdomofallthepast。Noremedyisgood,itwassaidofold,unlessappliedattherighttimeintherightway。Sowemaysayofallanecdotes,likethiswhichIhavetoldyouaboutSydenhamandtheyoungman。Itisverylikelythathecarriedhimtothebedsideofsomepatients,andtalkedtohimaboutthecasesheshowedhim,insteadofputtingaLatinvolumeinhishand。Iwouldassoonbegininthatwayasanyother,withastudentwhohadalreadymasteredthepreliminarybranches,——whoknewenoughaboutthestructureandfunctionsofthebodyinhealth。
"ButifyouaskmewhatreadingIwouldcommendtothemedicalstudentofaphilosophicalhabitofmind,youmaybesurprisedtohearmesayitwouldbecertainpassagesin"Rasselas。"TheyaretheoneswheretheastronomergivesanaccounttoImlacofhismanagementoftheelements,thecontrolofwhich,ashehadpersuadedhimself,hadbeencommittedtohim。Letmereadyouafewsentencesfromthisstory,whichiscommonlyboundupwiththe"VicarofWakefield,"likeawoollenliningtoasilkenmantle,butisfullofstatelywisdominprocessionsofparagraphswhichsoundasiftheyoughttohaveagrammaticaldrum-majortomarchbeforetheirtrampingplatoons。
"TheastronomerhastakenImlacintohisconfidence,andrevealstohimthesecretofhiswonderfulpowers:——
""Hear,Imlac,whatthouwiltnotwithoutdifficultycredit。Ihavepossessedforfiveyearstheregulationoftheweatherandthedistributionoftheseasonsthesunhaslistenedtomydictates,andpassedfromtropictotropicbymydirection;theclouds,atmycall,havepouredtheirwaters,andtheNilehasoverflowedatmycommand;
Ihaverestrainedtherageofthedog-star,andmitigatedthefervorsofthecrab。Thewindsalone,ofalltheelementalpowers,havehithertoeludedmyauthority,andmultitudeshaveperishedbyequinoctialtempests,whichIfoundmyselfunabletoprohibitorrestrain。"
"Thereadernaturallywishestoknowhowtheastronomer,asincere,devoted,andmostbenevolentman,forfortyyearsastudentoftheheavens,cametothestrangebeliefthathepossessedthesemiraculouspowers。Thisishisaccount:
""Oneday,asIwaslookingonthefieldswitheringwithheat,IfeltinmymindasuddenwishthatIcouldsendrainonthesouthernmountains,andraisetheNiletoaninundation。InthehurryofmyimaginationIcommandedraintofall,andbycomparingthetimeofmycommandwiththatoftheinundationIfoundthatthecloudshadlistenedtomylips。"
""Mightnotsomeothercause,"saidI,"producethisconcurrence?
TheNiledoesnotalwaysriseonthesameday。"
""Donotbelieve,"saidhe,withimpatience,Ithatsuchobjectionscouldescapeme:Ireasonedlongagainstmyownconviction,andlaboredagainsttruthwiththeutmostobstinacy。Isometimessuspectedmyselfofmadness,andshouldnothavedaredtoimpartthissecretbuttoamanlikeyou,capableofdistinguishingthewonderfulfromtheimpossibleandtheincrediblefromthefalse。"
"ThegoodoldastronomergiveshispartingdirectionstoImlac,whomhehasadoptedashissuccessorinthegovernmentoftheelementsandtheseasons,intheseimpressivewords:
"Donot,intheadministrationoftheyear,indulgethypridebyinnovation;donotpleasethyselfwiththinkingthatthoucanstmakethyselfrenownedtoallfutureagesbydisorderingtheseasons。Thememoryofmischiefisnodesirablefame。Muchlesswillitbecometheetoletkindnessorinterestprevail。Neverrobothercountriesofraintopouritonthineown。ForustheNileissufficient。"
"Doyouwonder,myfriends,whyIhavechosenthesepassages,inwhichthedelusionsofaninsaneastronomerarerelatedwithallthepompoftheJohnsonianvocabulary,asthefirstlessonfortheyoungpersonabouttoenteronthestudyofthescienceandartofhealing?
ListentomewhileIshowyoutheparallelofthestoryoftheastronomerinthehistoryofmedicine。
"Thishistoryisluminouswithintelligence,radiantwithbenevolence,butallitswisdomandallitsvirtuehavehadtostrugglewiththeever-risingmistsofdelusion。Theagencieswhichwasteanddestroytheraceofmankindarevastandresistlessastheelementalforcesofnature;nay,theyarethemselveselementalforces。Theymaybetosomeextentavoided,tosomeextentdivertedfromtheiraim,tosomeextentresisted。Somaythechangesoftheseasons,fromcoldthatfreezestoheatsthatstrikewithsuddendeath,beguardedagainst。Somaythetidesbeinsomesmallmeasurerestrainedintheirinroads。Somaythestormsbebreastedbywallstheycannotshakefromtheirfoundations。Buttheseasonsandthetidesandthetempestsworktheirwillonthegreatscaleuponwhateverstandsintheirway;theyfeedorstarvethetillersofthesoil;theyspareordrownthedwellersbytheshore;theywafttheseamantohisharbororburyhimintheangrybillows。
"Theartofthephysiciancandomuchtoremoveitssubjectsfromdeadlyanddangerousinfluences,andsomethingtocontrolorarresttheeffectsoftheseinfluences。Butlookattherecordsofthelife-insuranceoffices,andseehowuniformistheactionofnature"sdestroyingagencies。Lookattheannualreportsofthedeathsinanyofourgreatcities,andseehowtheirregularityapproachestheuniformityofthetides,andtheirvariationskeeppacewiththoseoftheseasons。TheinundationsoftheNilearenotmorecertainlytobepredictedthanthevastwaveofinfantilediseasewhichflowsinuponallourgreatcitieswiththegrowingheatsofJuly,——thanthefeversanddysenterieswhichvisitourruraldistrictsinthemonthsofthefallingleaf。
"Thephysicianwatchesthesechangesastheastronomerwatchedtheriseofthegreatriver。Helongstorescueindividuals,toprotectcommunitiesfromtheinroadsofthesedestroyingagencies。Heusesallthemeanswhichexperiencehasapproved,trieseveryrationalmethodwhichingenuitycansuggest。Somefortunaterecoveryleadshimtobelievehehashituponapreventiveoracureforamaladywhichhadresistedallknownremedies。Hisrescuedpatientsoundshispraises,andawidecircleofhispatient"sfriendsjoinsinachorusofeulogies。Self-loveapplaudshimforhissagacity。Self-
interestcongratulateshimonhishavingfoundtheroadtofortune;
thesenseofhavingprovedabenefactorofhisracesmoothsthepillowonwhichhelayshisheadtodreamofthebrilliantfutureopeningbeforehim。Ifasinglecoincidencemayleadapersonofsanguinedispositiontobelievethathehasmasteredadiseasewhichhadbaffledallwhowerebeforehistime,andonwhichhiscontemporarieslookedinhopelessimpotence,whatmustbetheeffectofaseriesofsuchcoincidencesevenonamindofcalmertemper!
Suchseriesofcoincidenceswillhappen,andtheymaywelldeceivetheveryelect。ThinkofDr。Rush,——youknowwhatafamousmanhewas,theveryheadandfrontofAmericanmedicalscienceinhisday,——andrememberhowhespokeaboutyellowfever,whichhethoughthehadmastered!
"Thusthephysicianisentangledinthemeshesofawideconspiracy,inwhichheandhispatientandtheirfriends,and-Natureherself,areinvolved。WhatwonderthatthehistoryofMedicineshouldbetosogreatanextentarecordofself-delusion!
"Ifthisseemsadangerousconcessiontotheenemiesofthetruescienceandartofhealing,IwillremindyouthatitisallimpliedinthefirstaphorismofHippocrates,theFatherofMedicine。Donotdrawawronginferencefromthefrankstatementofthedifficultieswhichbesetthemedicalpractitioner。Thinkrather,iftruthissohardofattainment,howpreciousaretheresultswhichtheconsentofthewisestandmostexperiencedamongthehealersofmenagreesinaccepting。Thinkwhatfollyitistocastthemasideinfavorofpalpableimpositionsstolenfromtherecordsofforgottencharlatanism,oroffantasticspeculationsspunfromthesquintingbrainsoftheoristsaswildastheEgyptianastronomer。
"Beginyourmedicalstudies,then,byreadingthefortiethandthefollowingfourchaptersof"Rasselas。"Yourfirstlessonwillteachyoumodestyandcautioninthepursuitofthemostdeceptiveofallpracticalbranchesofknowledge。Faithwillcomelater,whenyoulearnhowmuchmedicalscienceandarthaveactuallyachievedforthereliefofmankind,andhowgreatarethepromisesitholdsoutofstilllargertriumphsovertheenemiesofhumanhealthandhappiness。”
Afterthereadingofthispapertherewasalivelydiscussion,whichwehavenoroomtoreporthere,andtheSocietyadjourned。
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MISSVINCENT"SSTARTLINGDISCOVERY。
Thesober-minded,sensible,well-instructedDr。Buttswasnotalittleexercisedinmindbythedemandsmadeuponhisknowledgebyhisyoungfriend,andforthetimebeinghispupil,MissLuridaVincent。
"Idon"twondertheycalledherTheTerror,"hesaidtohimself。
"Sheisenoughtofrightenanybody。ShehastakendownoldbooksfrommyshelvesthatIhadalmostforgottenthebacksof,andastothemedicaljournals,Ibelievethegirlcouldindexthemfrommemory。Sheisinpursuitofsomespecialpointofknowledge,Ifeelsure,andIcannotdoubtwhatdirectionsheisworkingin,butherwonderfulwayofdealingwithbooksamazesme。”
Whatmarvelsthose"firstscholars"intheclassesofourgreatuniversitiesandcollegesare,tobesure!Theyarenot,asarule,themostdistinguishedoftheirclassinthelongstruggleoflife。
Thechancesarethat"thefield"willbeat"thefavorite"overthelongrace-course。Otherswilldevelopalongerstrideandmorestayingpower。Butwhatfinegiftsthose"firstscholars"havereceivedfromnature!Howdullwewriters,famousorobscure,areintheacquisitionofknowledgeascomparedwiththem!Toleadtheirclassmatestheymusthavequickapprehension,finememories,thoroughcontroloftheirmentalfaculties,strongwill,powerofconcentration,facilityofexpression,——awonderfulequipmentofmentalfaculties。Ialwayswanttotakemyhatofftothefirstscholarofhisyear。
Dr。ButtsfeltsomewhatinthesamewayashecontemplatedTheTerror。Shesurprisedhimsooftenwithherknowledgethathewasreadytoreceiveherwithoutastonishmentwhensheburstinuponhimoneallaywithacryoftriumph,"Eureka!Eureka!"
"Andwhathaveyoufound,mydear?"saidthedoctor。
Luridawasflushedandpantingwiththeexcitementofhernewdiscovery。
"IdobelievethatIhavefoundthesecretofourstrangevisitor"sdreadofallhumanintercourse!"
Theseasonedpractitionerwasnoteasilythrownoffhisbalance。
"Waitaminuteandgetyourbreath,"saidthedoctor。"Areyounotalittleoverstatinghispeculiarity?Itisnotquitesobadasthat。
Hekeepsamantoservehim,hewascivilwiththepeopleattheOldTavern,hewasaffableenough,Iunderstand,withtheyoungfellowhepulledoutofthewater,orrescuedsomehow,——Idon"tbelievebeavoidsthewholehumanrace。Hedoesnotlookasifhehatedthem,sofarasIhaveremarkedhisexpression。Ipassedafewwordswithhimwhenhismanwasailing,andfoundhimpoliteenough。No,I
don"tbelieveitismuchmorethananextremecaseofshyness,connected,perhaps,withsomecongenitalorotherpersonalrepugnancetowhichhasbeengiventhenameofanantipathy。”
Luridacouldhardlykeepstillwhilethedoctorwasspeaking。Whenhefinished,shebegantheaccountofherdiscovery:
"IdocertainlybelieveIhavefoundanaccountofhiscaseinanItalianmedicaljournalofaboutfourteenyearsago。ImetwithareferencewhichledmetolookoverafileoftheGiornaledegliOspitalilyingamongtheoldpamphletsinthemedicalsectionoftheLibrary。Ihavemadeatranslationofit,whichyoumustreadandthentellmeifyoudonotagreewithmeinmyconclusion。”
"Tellmewhatyourconclusionis,andIwillreadyourpaperandseeformyselfwhetherIthinktheevidencejustifiestheconvictionyouseemtohavereached。”
Lurida"slargeeyesshowedtheirwholeroundslikethetwohalvesofamapoftheworld,asshesaid,"IbelievethatMauriceKirkwoodissufferingfromtheeffectsofthebiteofaTARANTULA!"
Thedoctordrewalongbreath。HerememberedinavaguesortofwaythestorieswhichusedtobetoldoftheterribleApulianspider,buthehadconsignedthemtothelimboofmedicalfablewheresomanyfictionshaveclothedthemselveswithalocalhabitationandaname。
Helookedintotheroundeyesandwidepupilsalittleanxiously,asifhefearedthatshewasinastateofundueexcitement,but,truetohisprofessionaltraining,hewaitedforanothersymptom,ifindeedhermindwasinanymeasureoffitsbalance。
"Iknowwhatyouarethinking,"Luridasaid,"butitisnotso。"I
amnotmad,mostnobleFestus。"Youshallseetheevidenceandjudgeforyourself。Readthewholecase,——youcanreadmyhandalmostasifitwereprint,andtellmeifyoudonotagreewithmethatthisyoungmanisinallprobabilitythesamepersonastheboydescribedintheItalianjournal,Onethingyoumightsayisagainstthesupposition。TheyoungpatientisspokenofasSignorinoM……Ch……ButyoumustrememberthatchispronouncedhardinItalian,likek,whichletteriswantingintheItalianalphabet;anditisnaturalenoughthattheinitialofthesecondnameshouldhavegotchangedintherecordtoitsItalianequivalent。”
Beforeinvitingthereadertofollowthedetailsofthisextraordinarycaseasfoundinamedicaljournal,thenarratorwishestobeindulgedinafewwordsofexplanation,inorderthathemaynothavetoapologizeforallowingtheintroductionofasubjectwhichmaybethoughttobelongtotheprofessionalstudentratherthantothereadersofthisrecord。Thereisagreatdealinmedicalbookswhichitisveryunbecomingtobringbeforethegeneralpublic,——agreatdealtorepel,todisgust,toalarm,toexciteunwholesomecuriosity。Itisnotthemenwhosedutieshavemadethemfamiliarwiththisclassofsubjectswhoaremostlikelytooffendbyscenesanddescriptionswhichbelongtothephysician"sprivatelibrary,andnottotheshelvesdevotedtopoliteliterature。
GoldsmithandevenSmollett,bothhavingstudiedandpractisedmedicine,couldnotbyanypossibilityhaveoutragedallthenaturalfeelingsofdelicacyanddecencyasSwiftandZolahaveoutragedthem。Butwithouthandlingdoubtfulsubjects,therearemanycuriousmedicalexperienceswhichhaveinterestforeveryoneasextremeillustrationsofordinaryconditionswithwhichallareacquainted。
Noonecanstudythenowfamiliarhistoryofclairvoyanceprofitablywhohasnotlearnedsomethingofthevagariesofhysteria。NoonecanreadunderstandinglythelifeofCowperandthatofCarlylewithouthavingsomeideaoftheinfluenceofhypochondriasisandofdyspepsiauponthedispositionandintellectofthesubjectsofthesemaladies。Ineednotapologize,therefore,forgivingpublicitytothatpartofthisnarrativewhichdealswithoneofthemostsingularmaladiestobefoundintherecordsofbodilyandmentalinfirmities。
ThefollowingistheaccountofthecaseastranslatedbyMissVincent。Forobviousreasonsthewholenamewasnotgivenintheoriginalpaper,andforsimilarreasonsthedateoftheeventandthebirthplaceofthepatientarenotpreciselyindicatedhere。
[GiornaledegliOspitali,Luglio21,18。1
REMARKABLECASEOFTARANTISM。
"Thegreatinterestattachingtotheverysingularandexceptionalinstanceofthisrareaffectioninducesustogiveafullaccountoftheextraordinaryexampleofitsoccurrenceinapatientwhowasthesubjectofarecentmedicalconsultationinthiscity。
"SignorinoM……Ch……istheonlysonofagentlemantravellinginItalyatthistime。Heiselevenyearsofage,ofsanguine-nervoustemperament,lighthair,blueeyes,intelligentcountenance,wellgrown,butratherslightinform,toallappearanceingoodhealth,butsubjecttocertainpeculiarandanomalousnervoussymptoms,ofwhichhisfathergivesthishistory。
"Nineyearsago,thefatherinformsus,hewastravellinginItalywithhiswife,thischild,andanurse。TheywerepassingafewdaysinacountryvillagenearthecityofBari,capitaloftheprovinceofthesamenameinthedivision(compartamento)ofApulia。Thechildwasinperfecthealthandhadneverbeenaffectedbyanyseriousillness。Onthe10thofJulyhewasplayingoutinthefieldnearthehousewherethefamilywasstayingwhenhewasheardtoscreamsuddenlyandviolently。Thenurserushingtohimfoundhimingreatpain,sayingthatsomethinghadbittenhiminoneofhisfeet。
Alaborer,oneTommaso,ranupatthemomentandperceivedinthegrass,nearwheretheboywasstanding,anenormousspider,whichheatoncerecognizedasatarantula。Hemanagedtocatchthecreatureinalargeleaf,fromwhichhewasafterwardstransferredtoawide-
mouthedbottle,wherehelivedwithoutanyfoodforamonthormore。
Thecreaturewascoveredwithshorthairs,andhadapairofnipper-
likejaws,withwhichhecouldinflictanuglywound。Hisbodymeasuredaboutaninchinlength,andfromtheextremityofoneofthelongestlimbstotheotherwasbetweentwoandthreeinches。
Suchwastheaccountgivenbythephysiciantowhomthepeasantcarriedthegreatspider。
"Theboywhohadbeenbittencontinuedscreamingviolentlywhilehisstockingwasbeingremovedandthefootexamined。Theplaceofthebitewaseasilyfoundandthetwomarksoftheclaw-likejawsalreadyshowedtheeffectsofthepoison,asmalllividcircleextendingaroundthem,withsomepuffyswelling。ThedistinguishedDr。Amadeiwasimmediatelysentfor,andappliedcupsoverthewoundsinthehopeofdrawingforththepoison。Invainallhisskillandefforts!
Soon,ataxic(irregular)nervoussymptomsdeclaredthemselves,anditbecameplainthatthesystemhadbeeninfectedbythepoison。
Thesymptomswereverymuchlikethoseofmalignantfever,suchasdistressabouttheregionoftheheart,difficultyofbreathing,collapseofallthevitalpowers,threateningimmediatedeath。Fromthesefirstsymptomsthechildrallied,buthisentireorganismhadbeenprofoundlyaffectedbythevenomcirculatingthroughit。Hisconstitutionhasneverthrownoffthemaladyresultingfromthistoxic(poisonous)agent。ThephenomenawhichhavebeenobservedinthisyoungpatientcorrespondsonearlywiththoseenumeratedintheelaborateessayofthecelebratedBaglivithatonemightthinktheyhadbeentranscribedfromhispages。
"Heisveryfondofsolitude,——ofwanderingaboutinchurchyardsandotherlonelyplaces。Hewasoncefoundhidinginanemptytomb,whichhadbeenleftopen。Hisaversiontocertaincolorsisremarkable。Generallyspeaking,heprefersbrighttintstodarkerones,buthislikesanddislikesarecapricious,andwithregardtosomecolorshisantipathyamountstopositivehorror。Someshadeshavesuchaneffectuponhimthathecannotremainintheroomwiththem,andifhemeetsanyonewhosedresshasanyofthatparticularcolorhewillturnawayorretreatsoastoavoidpassingthatperson。Amongthese,purpleanddarkgreenaretheleastendurable。
Hecannotexplainthesensationswhichtheseobnoxiouscolorsproduceexceptbysayingthatitislikethedeadlyfeelingfromablowontheepigastrium(pitofthestomach)。
"Aboutthesameseasonoftheyearatwhichthetarantularpoisoningtookplaceheisliabletocertainnervousseizures,notexactlylikefaintingorepilepsy,butremindingthephysicianofthoseaffections。Alltheothersymptomsareaggravatedatthistime。
"Inotherrespectsthanthosementionedtheboyisingoodhealth。
Heisfondofriding,andhasaponyonwhichhetakesagreatdealofexercise,whichseemstodohimmoregoodthananyotherremedy。
"Theinfluenceofmusic,towhichsomuchhasbeenattributedbypopularbeliefandevenbythedistinguishedProfessortowhomweshallagainrefer,hasnotasyetfurnishedanysatisfactoryresults。
Ifthegraversymptomsrecurwhilethepatientisunderourobservation,weproposetomakeuseofanagencydiscreditedbymodernskepticism,butdeservingofafairtrialasanexceptionalremedyforanexceptionaldisease。
"ThefollowingextractsfromtheworkofthecelebratedItalianphysicianofthelastcenturyaregivenbythewriterofthepaperintheGiornaleintheoriginalLatin,withatranslationintoItalian,subjoined。Herearetheextracts,orratherhereisaselectionfromthem,withatranslationofthemintoEnglish。
"AftermentioningthesingularaversiontocertaincolorsshownbythesubjectofTarantism,Bagliviwritesasfollows:
""Etsiastantesincedantvestibuseocoloredifusis,quiTarantatisingratesest,necesseestutabillorumaspecturecedant;namadintuitummolesticolorisangorecordis,etsymptomatumrecrudescantiastatingcorripiuntur。"(G。Baglivi,Op。Omnia,page614。Lugduni,1745。)
"Thatis,"ifthepersonsaboutthepatientweardressesofthecolorwhichisoffensivetohim,hemustgetawayfromthesightofthem,foronseeingtheobnoxiouscolorheisatonceseizedwithdistressintheregionoftheheart,andarenewalofhissymptoms。"
"Astotherecurrenceofthemalady,Baglivisays:
""Damcalorsolisardentiusexurereincipat,quodcontingitcircainitiaJuliietAugusti,Tarantatilentevenientemrecrudescentiamvenenipercipiunt。"(Ibid。,page619。)
"WhichIrender,"Whentheheatofthesunbeginstoburnmorefiercely,whichhappensaboutthebeginningofJulyandAugust,thesubjectsofTarantismperceivethegraduallyapproachingrecrudescence(returningsymptoms)ofthepoisoning。Amongtheremediesmostvaluedbythisillustriousphysicianisthatmentionedinthefollowingsentence:
""Laudomagnopereequitationesinaererusticanofactassingulisdiebus,hordpotissimummatutina,quibusequitationibusmorboschronicospeneincurabilesprotanuseliminavi。"
"Orintranslation,""Icommendespeciallyridingonhorsebackincountryair,everyday,bypreferenceinthemorninghours,bytheaidofwhichhorsebackridingIhavedrivenoffchronicdiseaseswhichwerealmostincurable。""
MissVincentreadthispaperaloudtoDr。Butts,andhandedittohimtoexamineandconsider。Helistenedwithagravecountenanceanddevoutattention。
Asshefinishedreadingheraccount,sheexclaimedinthepassionatetonesofthedeepestconviction,"There,doctor!Haven"tIfoundthetruestoryofthisstrangevisitor?Haven"tIsolvedtheriddleoftheSphinx?Whocanthismanbebuttheboyofthatstory?Lookatthedateofthejournalwhenhewaselevenyearsold,itwouldmakehimtwenty-fivenow,andthatisjustabouttheagethepeopleherethinkhemustbeof。WhatcouldaccountsoentirelyforhiswaysandactionsasthatstrangepoisoningwhichproducesthestatetheycallTarantism?IamjustassureitmustbethatasIamthatIamalive。Oh,doctor,doctor,I
mustberight,——thisSignprinoM……Ch……wastheboyMauriceKirkwood,andthestoryaccountsforeverything,——hissolitaryhabits,hisdreadofpeople,——itmustbebecausetheywearthecolorshecan"tbear。Hismorningridesonhorseback,hiscomingherejustastheseasonwasapproachingwhichwouldaggravateallhissymptoms,doesn"tallthisprovethatImustberightinmyconjecture,——no,myconviction?"
Thedoctorknewtoomuchtointerrupttheyoungenthusiast,andsoheletherrunonuntilsherandown。Hewasmoreusedtotherulesofevidencethanshewas,andcouldnotacceptherpositiveconclusionsoreadilyasshewouldhavelikedtohavehim。Heknewthatbeginnersareveryapttomakewhattheythinkarediscoveries。Buthehadbeenananglerandknewthemeaningofayieldingrodandaneasy-runningreel。Hesaidquietly,"Youareamostsagaciousyounglady,andaveryprettyprimafaciecaseitisthatyoumakeout。IcanseenoproofthatMr。KirkwoodisnotthesamepersonastheM……Ch……ofthemedicaljournal,——thatis,ifIacceptyourexplanationofthedifferenceintheinitialsofthesetwonames。Eveniftherewereadifference,thatwouldnotdisprovetheiridentity,fortheinitialsofpatientswhosecasesarereportedbytheirphysiciansareoftenalteredforthepurposeofconcealment。Idonotknow,however,thatMr。
Kirkwoodhasshownanyspecialaversiontoanyparticularcolor。Itmightbeinterestingtoinquirewhetheritisso,butitisadelicatematter。Idon"texactlyseewhosebusinessitistoinvestigateMr。MauriceKirkwood"sidiosyncrasiesandconstitutionalhistory。Ifheshouldhaveoccasiontosendformeatanytime,hemighttellmeallabouthimself,inconfidence,youknow。TheseoldaccountsfromBagliviarecuriousandinteresting,butIamcautiousaboutreceivinganystoriesahundredyearsold,iftheyinvolveanimprobability,ashisstoriesaboutthecureofthetarantulabitebymusiccertainlydo。Iamdisposedtowaitforfuturedevelopments,bearinginmind,ofcourse,theverysingularcaseyouhaveunearthed。Itwouldn"tbeverystrangeifouryounggentlemanhadtosendformebeforetheseasonisover。Heisoutagooddealbeforethedewisoffthegrass,whichisratherriskyinthisneighborhoodasautumncomeson。Iamsomewhatcurious,Iconfess,abouttheyoungman,butIdonotmeddlewhereIamnotaskedfororwanted,andIhavefoundthateggshatchjustaswellifyouletthemaloneinthenestasifyoutakethemoutandshakethemeveryday。Thisisawonderfullyinterestingsuppositionofyours,andmayprovetobestrictlyinaccordancewiththefacts。ButIdonotthinkwehaveallthefactsinthisyoungman"scase。Ifitwereprovedthathehadanaversiontoanycolor,itwouldgreatlystrengthenyourcase。
His"antipatia,"ashismancalledit,mustbeonewhichcoversawideground,toaccountforhisself-isolation,——andthecolorhypothesisseemsasplausibleasany。But,mydearMissVincent,Ithinkyouhadbetterleaveyoursingularandstrikinghypothesisinmykeepingforawhile,ratherthanletitgetabroadinacommunitylikethis,wheresomanytonguesareinactiveexercise。Iwillcarefullystudythispaper,ifyouwillleaveitwithme,andwewilltalkthewholematterover。Itisafairsubjectforspeculation,onlywemustkeepquietaboutit。”
ThislongspeechgaveLurida"sperfervidbraintimetocooloffalittle。Sheleftthepaperwiththedoctor,tellinghimshewouldcomeforitthenextday,andwentofftotelltheresultofthisvisittoherbosomfriend,MissEuthymiaTower。
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