第4章
It"snothisownincomehe"snursing,andsohedoesn"tcarehowsmallhemakesit,providedonlythathisinvestmentswouldbealwayscalledsafe。
Nowtherearewaysofbeingsafewithoutspendinganytroubleortimeuponit;andthosearethewaysatrusteewilltake。Forexample,"andherehearoseandunhookingafileofcurrentquotationsfromthewall,placeditinmylapasIsatbesidehim。"nowhereareGovernmentthree"ssellingat1083-8。TheyareassafeastheUnitedStates;andifI
advisedyoutobuythem,itwouldcostmenothought,andmycharacterforsafetywouldrunnoriskofablemish。Thatisthesortofbondthatatrusteerecommends。Butseewhatincomeitgivesyou。Roughlyspeaking,abouttwenty-eightthousanddollars。""
""Thatwouldnotdoatall,"saidI,thinkingofEthelandOctober。"
""Certainlynotforyou,"returnedMr。Beverly,gaily。Ifyouwereatimorousoldmaid,now,whowouldreallylikeallhermoneyinherstockingingoldpieces,onlyshe"sashamedtosayso!Butayoungfellowlikeyouwithnoresponsibility,nowife,andbutcher"sbillit"squiteanotherthing!""
""Quite,"saidI,"oh,quite!""
"Richard,"interruptedEthel,"doyouhavetomakeyourselfoutsosimple?"
"Mydear,youforgetthatIsaidIshouldinventnothing,butshouldkeepmyselftoactualexperiences。ThepartofmystorythatiscomingnowisonewhereIshouldbeverygladtodrawuponmyimagination。"
"Mr。Beverlynowranhisfingerupanddownvariouscolumns。"Hereagain,"saidhe,"isatypicaltrusteebond,andnetsyouafewthousanddollarsmoreatpresentprices。NewYorkCentralandHudsonRiver3
1-2"s。OrhereareWestShore4"sat1135-8。Butyouseeitscalesdowntoprettymuchthesamething。Thesortofbondthatatrusteewillcallsafedoesnotbringtheownermorethanaboutthreeandone-halfpercent。""
""Why,therearesomesixpercentbonds!"Isaid;andIpointedthemouttohim。"
""Sellingat1377-8,yousee,"saidMr。Beverly。"Deductingthetax,thereyouarescaleddownagain。"Hepencilledsomeswiftcalculations。
"There,"saidhe。AndInearlyunderstoodthem。"NowI"mnotheretostopyourbuyingthatsortofpetticoatandcanary-birdwafer,"continuedMr。
Beverly。"It"stheregulartrusteemove,andnobodycouldcriticiseyouifyoumadeit。It"swhatIcallthoughtlesssafety,anditbringsyouabout31-2percent,asIhavealreadyshownyou。Anybodycandoit。""
ThesewordsofMr。BeverlymademefeelthatIdidnotwanttodowhatanybodycoulddo。"ThereisanotherkindofsafetywhichIcallthoughtfulsafety,"saidhe。"Thoughtful,becauseitrequiresyoutoinvestigatepropertiesandtheirearnings,andgenerallytouseyourindependentjudgmentafteragooddealofwork。Andallthisatrusteegreatlydislikes。Itrewardsyouwithfiveandevensixpercent,butthatisnostimulustoatrustee。""
"SomethinginmehadleapedwhenMr。Beverlymentionedsixpercent。
AgainIthoughtofEthelandOctober,andwhatadifferenceitwouldbetobeginourmodesthousekeepingonsixtyinsteadoffortythousanddollarsayear,outsideofwhatIwasearning。Mr。Beverlynowrangabell。"Youhappentohavecome,"saidhe,"onamorningwhenIcanreallydosomethingforyououtofthecommon。Bringme(itwasaclerkheaddressed)oneofthosePetuniacirculars。Nowhereyoucanseeataglanceforyourself。"HebeganreadingtheprospectusrapidlyaloudtomewhileIfolloweditsparagraphswithmyowneye。Hisstrong,well-polishedthumb-nailranheavilybutspeedilydownthecolumnsoffiguresandsuchwordsasgrossreceipts,increaseofpopulation,sinkingfund,redeemableat105after1920,churnedvigorouslyandmeaninglesslythroughmybrain。ButIwasnotgoingtolethimknowthattounderstandthecircularIshouldhavetotakeitawayquietlytomydeskinNassauStreet,andspendanhourwithitalone。"
""WhatisyouropinionofPetuniaWatersixes?"heinquired。"
""Theyarealead-pipecinch,"Iimmediatelyanswered;andheslappedmeontheknee。"
""That"swhatIthink!"hecried。"Anyhow,Ihavetaken20,000formother。Dowhatyoulike。""
""Ohwell,"saidI,delightedatthisconfidence,IthinkIcanaffordtoriskwhatyouarewillingtoriskforyourmother,Mrs。Beverly。WhereisPetunia,didyousay?""
"Hepulleddownarollermaponthewallasyoudrawdownawindow-blind,andagainIlistenedtostatementsthatchurnedinmybrain。PetuniawasanewresortontheseacoastofNewHampshire。OnerailwaysystemdidalreadyconnectitwithbothPortsmouthandPortland,butitwasnotaverydirectconnectionatpresent。Yetinspiteofthis,thepopulationhadincreased23andseven-tenthspercentinfiveyears,andnowanelectricrailwaywasinconstructionthatwoulddoublethepopulationinthenextfiveyears。Thiswaslessthanwhathadhappenedtootherneighbouringresortsunderidenticalconditions;yetwiththingsastheynowwere,thecompanywasearningtwopercentonitsstock,whichwasbeingputintoimprovements。Thestockwassellingat30,andifadividendwaspaidnextyear,itwouldgotopar。ButMr。Beverlydidnotcounselbuyingthestock。"Ididnotletmotherhaveany,"hesaid,"thoughItooksomemyself。Butthebondsaredifferent。You"regettingthelastthatwillbesoldatpar。Inthreedaystheywillbeplacedbeforethepublicat1021/2andinterest。""
"IwaswellpleasedwhenIleftMr。Beverly"soffice。InafewdaysIwasstillmorepleasedtolearnthatIcouldsellmyPetuniasixesfor104ifsowished。ButIdidnotwishit;andMr。Beverlytoldmethatheshouldnotsellhismother"sunlesstheywentto110。"Inthatcase,"saidhe,"itmightbeworthwhiletocapitaliseherpremium。""
"Ilikedtheideaofcapitalisingone"spremium。Ifyouhadfiftybondsthatcostyoupar,andsoldthemat110,youwouldthenbuyatparfifty-fivebondsofsomeotherrisingkind,andgoondoingthisuntilI
namednolimitforthisprocess;butmydelightedmindsawvisionsofeightyandahundredthousandayearcomfortatleast,ifnotaffluenceinNewYorkandIexplainedtoEthelwhatthephrasecapitalisingone"spremiummeant。IshowedherthePetunias,too,andwereadwhatitsaidonthecouponsaloudtogether。Ethelwasatfirstnotquitesatisfiedwiththearrangementofthecoupons。"ThirtydollarsonJanuaryfirst,andthirtyonJulyfirst,"shesaid。Thatseemsalongwhiletowaitforthosepayments,Richard。Andthereareonlytwoineveryyear,thoughyoupaythemathousanddollarsallatonce。Itdoesnotseemverypromptontheirpart。"Itoldherthatthiswastherule。"But,"sheurged,"don"tyouthinkthatamanlikeMr。Beverlymightbeabletogetthemtomakeanexceptionifheexplainedthecircumstances?Otherpeoplemaybesatisfiedwithwaitingforlittlecrumbsinthisway,butwhyshouldwe?"
Isoonmadeherunderstandhowitwas,however,andIexplainedmanyotherfactsaboutinvestmentsandthestockmarkettoher,asIlearnedthem。Itwasagreatpleasuretodothis。Wecametotalkaboutfinanceevenmorethanwetalkedofmywritings;forduringthatSpringI
investedagooddealmorerapidlythanIwrote。ThePetuniashadtakenonlyone-twentiethofamilliondollars;andthoughMr。Beverlywarnedmetorushhastilyintonothing,andpointedoutthegoodsenseofdistributingmyeggsinanumberofbaskets,stillwebothagreedthatthesoonerallmymoneywasbringingmefiveorsixpercent,thebetter。"