投诉 阅读记录

第4章

Tiggy-winklewiththebundlesofclothes!

Allthewaydownthepathlittleanimalscameoutoftheferntomeetthem;theveryfirstthattheymetwerePeterRabbitandBenjaminBunny!

ANDshegavethemtheirnicecleanclothes;andallthelittleanimalsandbirdsweresoverymuchobligedtodearMrs。Tiggy-winkle。

SOthatatthebottomofthehillwhentheycametothestile,therewasnothinglefttocarryexceptLucie"sonelittlebundle。

LUCIEscrambledupthestilewiththebundleinherhand;andthensheturnedtosay"Good-night,"andtothankthewasher-woman——

ButwhataVERYoddthing!

Mrs。Tiggy-winklehadnotwaitedeitherforthanksorforthewashingbill!

Shewasrunningrunningrunningupthehill——andwherewasherwhitefrilledcap?andhershawl?andhergown——andherpetticoat?

ANDhowsmallshehadgrown——andhowbrown——andcoveredwithPRICKLES!

Why!Mrs。Tiggy-winklewasnothingbutaHEDGEHOG。

****

(NowsomepeoplesaythatlittleLuciehadbeenasleepuponthestile——

butthenhowcouldshehavefoundthreecleanpocket-handkinsandapinny,pinnedwithasilversafety-pin?

Andbesides——_I_haveseenthatdoorintothebackofthehillcalledCatBells——andbesides_I_amverywellacquaintedwithdearMrs。Tiggy-winkle!)

THETALEOF

GINGER&PICKLES

ONCEuponatimetherewasavillageshop。Thenameoverthewindowwas"GingerandPickles。"

ItwasalittlesmallshopjusttherightsizeforDolls——LucindaandJaneDoll-cookalwaysboughttheirgroceriesatGingerandPickles。

Thecounterinsidewasaconvenientheightforrabbits。GingerandPicklessoldredspottypocket-

handkerchiefsatapennythreefarthings。

Theyalsosoldsugar,andsnuffandgaloshes。

Infact,althoughitwassuchasmallshopitsoldnearlyeverything——exceptafewthingsthatyouwantinahurry——likebootlaces,hair-pinsandmuttonchops。

GingerandPickleswerethepeoplewhokepttheshop。Gingerwasayellowtom-cat,andPickleswasaterrier。

TherabbitswerealwaysalittlebitafraidofPickles。

Theshopwasalsopatronizedbymice——onlythemicewereratherafraidofGinger。

GingerusuallyrequestedPicklestoservethem,becausehesaiditmadehismouthwater。

"Icannotbear,"saidhe,"toseethemgoingoutatthedoorcarryingtheirlittleparcels。"

"Ihavethesamefeelingaboutrats,"repliedPickles,"butitwouldneverdotoeatourowncustomers;theywouldleaveusandgotoTabithaTwitchit"s。"

"Onthecontrary,theywouldgonowhere,"repliedGingergloomily。

(TabithaTwitchitkepttheonlyothershopinthevillage。Shedidnotgivecredit。)

GingerandPicklesgaveunlimitedcredit。

Nowthemeaningof"credit"isthis——whenacustomerbuysabarofsoap,insteadofthecustomerpullingoutapurseandpayingforit——shesaysshewillpayanothertime。

AndPicklesmakesalowbowandsays,"Withpleasure,madam,"

anditiswrittendowninabook。

Thecustomerscomeagainandagain,andbuyquantities,inspiteofbeingafraidofGingerandPickles。

Butthereisnomoneyinwhatiscalledthe"till。"

Thecustomerscameincrowdseverydayandboughtquantities,especiallythetoffeecustomers。

Buttherewasalwaysnomoney;

theyneverpaidforasmuchasapennyworthofpeppermints。

Butthesaleswereenormous,tentimesaslargeasTabithaTwitchit"s。

Astherewasalwaysnomoney,GingerandPickleswereobligedtoeattheirowngoods。

PicklesatebiscuitsandGingerateadriedhaddock。

Theyatethembycandle-lightaftertheshopwasclosed。

WhenitcametoJan。1sttherewasstillnomoney,andPickleswasunabletobuyadoglicence。

"Itisveryunpleasant,Iamafraidofthepolice,"saidPickles。

"Itisyourownfaultforbeingaterrier;_I_donotrequirealicence,andneitherdoesKep,theColliedog。"

"Itisveryuncomfortable,IamafraidIshallbesummoned。I

havetriedinvaintogetalicenceuponcreditatthePostOffice;"

saidPickles。"Theplaceisfullofpoliceman。ImetoneasIwascominghome。"

"LetussendinthebillagaintoSamuelWhiskers,Ginger,heowes22/9forbacon。"

"Idonotbelievethatheintendstopayatall,"repliedGinger。

"AndIfeelsurethatAnnaMariapocketsthings——Whereareallthecreamcrackers?"

"Youhaveeatenthemyourself,"

repliedGinger。

GingerandPicklesretiredintothebackparlour。

Theydidaccounts。Theyaddedupsumsandsums,andsums。

"SamuelWhiskershasrunupabillaslongashistail;hehashadanounceandthree-quartersofsnuffsinceOctober。"

"Whatissevenpoundsofbutterat1/3,andastickofsealingwaxandfourmatches?"

"Sendinallthebillsagaintoeverybody"withcompts""repliedGinger。

Afteratimetheyheardanoiseintheshop,asifsomethinghadbeenpushedinatthedoor。Theycameoutofthebackparlour。Therewasanenvelopelyingonthecounter,andapolicemanwritinginanote-book!

Picklesnearlyhadafit,hebarkedandhebarkedandmadelittlerushes。

"Bitehim,Pickles!bitehim!"

splutteredGingerbehindasugar-

barrel,"he"sonlyaGermandoll!"

Thepolicemanwentonwritinginhisnotebook;twiceheputhispencilinhismouth,andoncehedippeditinthetreacle。

Picklesbarkedtillhewashoarse。

Butstillthepolicemantooknonotice。Hehadbeadeyes,andhishelmetwassewedonwithstitches。

Atlengthonhislastlittlerush——Picklesfoundthattheshopwasempty。Thepolicemanhaddisappeared。

Buttheenveloperemained。

"Doyouthinkthathehasgonetofetchareallivepoliceman?I

amafraiditisasummons,"saidPickles。

"No,"repliedGinger,whohadopenedtheenvelope,"itistheratesandtaxes,L319113/4。"

"Thisisthelaststraw,"saidPickles,"letusclosetheshop。"

Theyputuptheshutters,andleft。Buttheyhavenotremovedfromtheneighbourhood。Infactsomepeoplewishtheyhadgonefurther。

Gingerislivinginthewarren。I

donotknowwhatoccupationhepursues;helooksstoutandcomfortable。

Picklesisatpresentagamekeeper。

Theclosingoftheshopcausedgreatinconvenience。TabithaTwitchitimmediatelyraisedthepriceofeverythingahalf-penny;

andshecontinuedtorefusetogivecredit。

Ofcoursetherearethetrades-

men"scarts——thebutcher,thefishmanandTimothyBaker。

Butapersoncannotliveon"seedwigs"andsponge-cakeandbutter-

buns——notevenwhenthesponge-

cakeisasgoodasTimothy"s!

AfteratimeMr。JohnDormouseandhisdaughterbegantosellpeppermintsandcandles。

Buttheydidnotkeep"self-fittingsixes";andittakesfivemicetocarryoneseveninchcandle。

Besides——thecandleswhichtheysellbehaveverystrangelyinwarmweather。

AndMissDormouserefusedtotakebacktheendswhentheywerebroughtbacktoherwithcomplaints。

AndwhenMrJohnDormousewascomplainedto,hestayedinbed,andwouldsaynothingbut"verysnug;"whichisnotthewaytocarryonaretailbusinessSoeverybodywaspleasedwhenSallyHennyPennysentoutaprintedpostertosaythatshewasgoingtore-opentheshop——

"Henny"sOpeningSale!Grandco-operativeJumble!Penny"spennyprices!Comebuy,cometry,comebuy!"

Theposterreallywasmost"ticing。

Therewasarushupontheopeningday。Theshopwascrammedwithcustomers,andtherewerecrowdsofmiceuponthebiscuitcanisters。

SallyHennyPennygetsratherflusteredwhenshetriestocountoutchange,andsheinsistsonbeingpaidcash;butsheisquiteharmless。

Andshehaslaidinaremarkableassortmentofbargains。

Thereissomethingtopleaseeverybody。

THEEND

THESTORYOF

MISSMOPPET

THISisaPussycalledMissMoppet,shethinksshehasheardamouse!

THISistheMousepeepingoutbehindthecupboard,andmakingfunofMissMoppet。Heisnotafraidofakitten。

THISisMissMoppetjumpingjusttoolate;

shemissestheMouseandhitsherownhead。

SHEthinksitisaveryhardcupboard!

THEMousewatchesMissMoppetfromthetopofthecupboard。

MISSMOPPETtiesupherheadinaduster,andsitsbeforethefire。

THEMousethinkssheislookingveryill。Hecomesslidingdownthebell-

pull。

MISSMOPPETlooksworseandworse。TheMousecomesalittlenearer。

MISSMOPPETholdsherpoorheadinherpaws,andlooksathimthroughaholeintheduster。

TheMousecomesVERYclose。

ANDthenallofasudden——MissMoppetjumpsupontheMouse!

ANDbecausetheMousehasteasedMissMoppet——MissMoppetthinksshewillteasetheMouse;whichisnotatallniceofMissMoppet。

SHEtieshimupintheduster,andtossesitaboutlikeaball。

BUTsheforgotaboutthatholeintheduster;andwhensheuntiedit——therewasnoMouse!

HEhaswriggledoutandrunaway;andheisdancingajigonthetopofthecupboard!

THEEND

THETALEOF

MR。JEREMYFISHER

FOR

STEPHANIE

FROM

COUSINB。

ONCEuponatimetherewasafrogcalledMr。

JeremyFisher;helivedinalittledamphouseamongstthebuttercupsattheedgeofapond。

THEwaterwasallslippy-

sloppyinthelarderandinthebackpassage。

ButMr。Jeremylikedgettinghisfeetwet;nobodyeverscoldedhim,andhenevercaughtacold!

HEwasquitepleasedwhenhelookedoutandsawlargedropsofrain,splashinginthepond——

"IWILLgetsomewormsandgofishingandcatchadishofminnowsformydinner,"saidMr。JeremyFisher。"IfIcatchmorethanfivefish,IwillinvitemyfriendsMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoiseandSirIsaacNewton。

TheAlderman,however,eatssalad。"

MR。JEREMYputonamacintosh,andapairofshinygoloshes;hetookhisrodandbasket,andsetoffwithenormoushopstotheplacewherehekepthisboat。

THEboatwasroundandgreen,andveryliketheotherlily-leaves。Itwastiedtoawater-plantinthemiddleofthepond。

MR。JEREMYtookareedpole,andpushedtheboatoutintoopenwater。"I

knowagoodplaceforminnows,"

saidMr。JeremyFisher。

MR。JEREMYstuckhispoleintothemudandfastenedhisboattoit。

Thenhesettledhimselfcross-leggedandarrangedhisfishingtackle。Hehadthedearestlittleredfloat。Hisrodwasatoughstalkofgrass,hislinewasafinelongwhitehorse-hair,andhetiedalittlewrigglingwormattheend。

THEraintrickleddownhisback,andfornearlyanhourhestaredatthefloat。

"Thisisgettingtiresome,IthinkIshouldlikesomelunch,"saidMr。JeremyFisher。

HEpuntedbackagainamongstthewater-

plants,andtooksomelunchoutofhisbasket。

"Iwilleatabutterflysandwich,andwaittilltheshowerisover,"saidMr。

JeremyFisher。

AGREATbigwater-beetlecameupunderneaththelilyleafandtweakedthetoeofoneofhisgoloshes。

Mr。Jeremycrossedhislegsupshorter,outofreach,andwentoneatinghissandwich。

ONCEortwicesomethingmovedaboutwitharustleandasplashamongsttherushesatthesideofthepond。

"Itrustthatisnotarat,"

saidMr。JeremyFisher;"I

thinkIhadbettergetawayfromhere。"

MR。JEREMYshovedtheboatoutagainalittleway,anddroppedinthebait。

Therewasabitealmostdirectly;thefloatgaveatremendousbobbit!

"Aminnow!aminnow!I

havehimbythenose!"criedMr。JeremyFisher,jerkinguphisrod。

BUTwhatahorriblesurprise!Insteadofasmoothfatminnow,Mr。

JeremylandedlittleJackSharpthestickleback,coveredwithspines!

THEsticklebackflounderedabouttheboat,prickingandsnappinguntilhewasquiteoutofbreath。Thenhejumpedbackintothewater。

ANDashoalofotherlittlefishesputtheirheadsout,andlaughedatMr。

JeremyFisher。

ANDwhileMr。Jeremysatdisconsolatelyontheedgeofhisboat——suckinghissorefingersandpeeringdownintothewater——aMUCHworsethinghappened;areallyFRIGHTFULthingitwouldhavebeen,ifMr。Jeremyhadnotbeenwearingamacintosh!

AGREATbigenormoustroutcameup——ker-

pflop-p-p-p!withasplash——

anditseizedMr。Jeremywithasnap,"Ow!Ow!Ow!"——

andthenitturnedanddiveddowntothebottomofthepond!

BUTthetroutwassodispleasedwiththetasteofthemacintosh,thatinlessthanhalfaminuteitspathimoutagain;andtheonlythingitswallowedwasMr。Jeremy"sgoloshes。

MR。JEREMYbounceduptothesurfaceofthewater,likeacorkandthebubblesoutofasodawaterbottle;andheswamwithallhismighttotheedgeofthepond。

HEscrambledoutonthefirstbankhecameto,andhehoppedhomeacrossthemeadowwithhismacintoshallintatters。

"WHATamercythatwasnotapike!"saidMr。JeremyFisher。"Ihavelostmyrodandbasket;butitdoesnotmuchmatter,forI

amsureIshouldneverhavedaredtogofishingagain!"

HEputsomestickingplasteronhisfingers,andhisfriendsbothcametodinner。Hecouldnotofferthemfish,buthehadsomethingelseinhislarder。

SIRISAACNEWTON

worehisblackandgoldwaistcoat,ANDMr。AldermanPtolemyTortoisebroughtasaladwithhiminastringbag。

ANDinsteadofanicedishofminnows——theyhadaroastedgrasshopperwithlady-birdsauce;whichfrogsconsiderabeautifultreat;but_I_thinkitmusthavebeennasty!

THEEND

THETALEOF

TIMMYTIPTOES

FOR

MANYUNKNOWNLITTLEFRIENDS,INCLUDINGMONICA

ONCEuponatimetherewasalittlefatcomfortablegreysquirrel,calledTimmyTiptoes。Hehadanestthatchedwithleavesinthetopofatalltree;andhehadalittlesquirrelwifecalledGoody。

TIMMYTIPTOESsatout,enjoyingthebreeze;hewhiskedhistailandchuckled——"LittlewifeGoody,thenutsareripe;wemustlayupastoreforwinterandspring。"

GoodyTiptoeswasbusypushingmossunderthethatch——"Thenestissosnug,weshallbesoundasleepallwinter。""Thenweshallwakeupallthethinner,whenthereisnothingtoeatinspring-time,"repliedprudentTimothy。

WHENTimmyandGoodyTiptoescametothenutthicket,theyfoundothersquirrelsweretherealready。

Timmytookoffhisjacketandhungitonatwig;theyworkedawayquietlybythemselves。

EVERYdaytheymadeseveraljourneysandpickedquantitiesofnuts。

Theycarriedthemawayinbags,andstoredtheminseveralhollowstumpsnearthetreewheretheyhadbuilttheirnest。

WHENthesestumpswerefull,theybegantoemptythebagsintoaholehighupatree,thathadbelongedtoawood-pecker;thenutsrattleddown——down——

downinside。

"Howshallyouevergetthemoutagain?Itislikeamoney-box!"saidGoody。

"Ishallbemuchthinnerbeforespring-time,mylove,"

saidTimmyTiptoes,peepingintothehole。

THEYdidcollectquantities——becausetheydidnotlosethem!Squirrelswhoburytheirnutsinthegroundlosemorethanhalf,becausetheycannotremembertheplace。

ThemostforgetfulsquirrelinthewoodwascalledSilvertail。

Hebegantodig,andhecouldnotremember。Andthenhedugagainandfoundsomenutsthatdidnotbelongtohim;andtherewasafight。

Andothersquirrelsbegantodig,——thewholewoodwasincommotion!

UNFORTUNATELY,justatthistimeaflockoflittlebirdsflewby,frombushtobush,searchingforgreencaterpillarsandspiders。

Therewereseveralsortsoflittlebirds,twitteringdifferentsongs。

Thefirstonesang——

"Who"sbindigging-upMY

nuts?Who"s-been-digging-

upMYnuts?"

Andanothersang——"Littlebitabreadand-NO-cheese!

Littlebit-a-breadan"-NO-

cheese!"

THEsquirrelsfollowedandlistened。ThefirstlittlebirdflewintothebushwhereTimmyandGoodyTiptoeswerequietlytyinguptheirbags,anditsang——"Who"s-

bindigging-upMYnuts?

Who"sbeendigging-upMY-

nuts?"

TimmyTiptoeswentonwithhisworkwithoutreplying;indeed,thelittlebirddidnotexpectananswer。Itwasonlysingingitsnaturalsong,anditmeantnothingatall。

BUTwhentheothersquirrelsheardthatsong,theyrusheduponTimmyTiptoesandcuffedandscratchedhim,andupsethisbagofnuts。

Theinnocentlittlebirdwhichhadcausedallthemischief,flewawayinafright!

Timmyrolledoverandover,andthenturnedtailandfledtowardshisnest,followedbyacrowdofsquirrelsshouting——"Who"s-beendigging-upMY-nuts?"

THEYcaughthimanddraggedhimuptheverysametree,wheretherewasthelittleroundhole,andtheypushedhimin。TheholewasmuchtoosmallforTimmyTiptoes"figure。Theysqueezedhimdreadfully,itwasawondertheydidnotbreakhisribs。"Wewillleavehimheretillheconfesses,"saidSilvertailSquirrel,andheshoutedintothehole——

"Who"s-been-digging-upMY-nuts?"

TIMMYTIPTOESmadenoreply;hehadtumbleddowninsidethetree,uponhalfapeckofnutsbelongingtohimself。Helayquitestunnedandstill。

GOODYTIPTOESpickedupthenutbagsandwenthome。ShemadeacupofteaforTimmy;buthedidn"tcomeanddidn"tcome。

GoodyTiptoespassedalonelyandunhappynight。

Nextmorningsheventuredbacktothenut-bushestolookforhim;buttheotherunkindsquirrelsdroveheraway。

Shewanderedalloverthewood,calling——

"TimmyTiptoes!TimmyTiptoes!Oh,whereisTimmyTiptoes?"

INthemeantimeTimmyTiptoescametohissenses。

Hefoundhimselftuckedupinalittlemossbed,verymuchinthedark,feelingsore;itseemedtobeunderground。

Timmycoughedandgroaned,becausehisribshurtedhim。

Therewasachirpynoise,andasmallstripedChipmunkappearedwithanightlight,andhopedhefeltbetter?

ItwasmostkindtoTimmyTiptoes;itlenthimitsnightcap;

andthehousewasfullofprovisions。

THEChipmunkexplainedthatithadrainednutsthroughthetopofthetree——"Besides,Ifoundafewburied!"ItlaughedandchuckledwhenitheardTimmy"sstory。WhileTimmywasconfinedtobed,it"ticedhimtoeatquantities——"ButhowshallIevergetoutthroughthatholeunlessI

thinmyself?Mywifewillbeanxious!""Justanothernut——ortwonuts;letmecrackthemforyou,"saidtheChipmunk。

TimmyTiptoesgrewfatterandfatter!

NOWGoodyTiptoeshadsettoworkagainbyherself。Shedidnotputanymorenutsintothewoodpecker"shole,becauseshehadalwaysdoubtedhowtheycouldbegotoutagain。Shehidthemunderatreeroot;

theyrattleddown,down,down。OncewhenGoodyemptiedanextrabigbagful,therewasadecidedsqueak;

andnexttimeGoodybroughtanotherbagful,alittlestripedChipmunkscrambledoutinahurry。

"ITisgettingperfectlyfull-

updown-stairs;thesitting-roomisfull,andtheyarerollingalongthepassage;andmyhusband,ChippyHackee,hasrunawayandleftme。

Whatistheexplanationoftheseshowersofnuts?"

"IamsureIbegyourpardon;Ididnotnotknowthatanybodylivedhere,"saidMrs。

GoodyTiptoes;"butwhereisChippyHackee?Myhusband,TimmyTiptoes,hasrunawaytoo。""IknowwhereChippyis;alittlebirdtoldme,"saidMrs。ChippyHackee。

SHEledthewaytothewoodpecker"stree,andtheylistenedatthehole。

Downbelowtherewasanoiseofnutcrackers,andafatsquirrelvoiceandathinsquirrelvoiceweresingingtogether——

"MylittleoldmanandIfellout,Howshallwebringthismatterabout?

Bringitaboutaswellasyoucan,Andgetyougone,youlittleoldman!"

"Youcouldsqueezein,throughthatlittleroundhole,"saidGoodyTiptoes。"Yes,Icould,"saidtheChipmunk,"butmyhusband,ChippyHackee,bites!"

Downbelowtherewasanoiseofcrackingnutsandnibbling;andthenthefatsquirrelvoiceandthethinsquirrelvoicesang——

"ForthediddlumdayDaydiddledumdi!

Daydiddlediddledumday!"

THENGoodypeepedinatthehole,andcalleddown——"TimmyTiptoes!Ohfie,TimmyTiptoes!"AndTimmyreplied,"Isthatyou,GoodyTiptoes?Why,certainly!"

HecameupandkissedGoodythroughthehole;buthewassofatthathecouldnotgetout。

关闭