第2章
shootin"thatbulletintoitsbowelsdon"tbother"emabit。EvenDave"sstandin"upthemtowerists,an"therapinethatensoosdon"tworry"emnone;butthequestionofthemusicitse"fsetsthealcaldetobuckin"。
""I"mshorelydepressedtosayit,Dave,"saysthealcalde,whoisasportnamedSteele,"butyou"vebeena-bustin"oford"nancesaboutplayin"musiconthestreetwithoutnolicense。"
""Can"twe-allbeatthegamenoway?"saysDave。
""WhichIshorelydon"tseehow,"saysthealcalde。
""Normeneither,"saysFranklin。
""Whateveristhematterwithcounter-brandin"themtunesovertoMerino"slicense?"saysDave。
""Can"tdoitnohow,"saysthealcalde。
""Well,isthisyereord"nanceaccordin"toHoylean"theDeclarationofIndependence?"saysDave。"Idon"tstanditnoneonless。"
""Shore!"saysthealcalde。
""Antean"passthebuck,then,"saysDave。"I"malaw-abidin"
citizen,an"allIwantsisasquar"dealfromthewarmdeck。"
"SotheyfinesDavefiftydollarsforplayin"themharmonieswithoutnolicense。DaveasksmelaternottomentionthisyereoutcomeinWolfville,an"Ineverdoes。Butyereit"sdifferent。"
CHAPTERIII。
TheFeudofPickles。
"Thar"sabigcrowdinWolfvillethatJuneday。"TheOldCattlemantiltedhischairbackandchallengedmyinterestwithhiseye。"Thecorralsisfullofpackmulesan"bullteamsan"wagon-trains;an"
whitemen,Mexicans,half-breedsan"Injunsisa-mixin"an"
meanderin""round,a-lyin"an"a-laughin"an"a-drinkin"ofRedLightwhiskeymightyprofuse。Fourorfivemuleskinnershastheirlonglimbersixteen-footwhips,whichisloadedwithdust-shotfrombutttotip,an"iscrackin"of"ematamark。I"veseenoneoftheseyeremuleexpertswiththemosteasy,delicate,delib"ratetwistofthewristmakehiswhipsquirmintheairlikeahurtsnake;an"thenhe"llstraightenitoutwiththecrackoftwentyrifles,an"thebuckskinpoppercutsaholeinaloosebuffalorobehe"shungup;an"allwithoutinvestin"twoouncesofactooalstrength。SeveralofusWolfvillegentsisonthesidewalkinfrontoftheO。K。Restauraw,applaudin"ofthegoodshots,whenDaveTuttspeaksuptoJackMoore,nexttome,an"says:
""Jack,youmindsthatoldNavajoyoudownsoverontheSanSimonlastFall?""
""Imindshimmightycl"ar,"saysJack。"He"sstealin"myAlizanhossatthetime,an"Icanproveitbyhisskelponmybridlenow。"
""Well,"saysDave,p"intin"toaornery,saddle-coloredhalf-breedwho"smakin"himse"fsomefrequent,"thatInjuntheycalls"Pickles"
ishisnephy,an"youwantstolookoutawholelot。Ihearshimallowthatthekillin"ofhisrelatifismightyrank,an"thathedon"tlikeitnohow。"
""That"sallright,"saysJack;"Picklesan"mehasbeenkeepin"
casesoneachotheranhour;an"I"llpostyou-allprivate,ifhegoestoplayhossalittlebit,himan"hisonclewillbeabletotalkthingsoverbeforenight。"
"Whichit"smightysoonwhenPicklescomesalongwherewebe。
""Hello,Jack,"hesays,an"hismannerisinsultin";"beenmakin"
itsmokydownontheoldSanSimonlately?"
""No;notsincelastfall,"saysJack,plentylightan"free;"an"
nowIthinksofit,Ib"lievesIseesthatNavajohoss-thiefofanoncleofyourswhenI"mdowntharlast。Iain"trunuponhimnonelately,though。Wheredoyou-allreckonhe"sdone"lopedto?"
""Can"tsay,myse"f,"saysPickles,withakindo"wickedcheerfulness;"ourfam"lyhasaround-upofitse"foveronB"arCreeklastspring,an"Idon"tcounthisnoseamong"emnone。Mebbyhehasanengagement,an"can"tgetthar。Mebbyhe"soutsquanderin"
"roundinthehighgrasssome"ers。Greatmantogo"roundpermiscus,thatInjunis。"
""Yousee,"saysJack,"Idon"tknowbuthemightbedead。WhichthetimeIspeaksof,I"msettin"incamponeday。Somethingattractsme,an"Ihappenstolookup,an"thar"smyhoss,Alizan,withaperfectstrangeronhim,pitchin"an"buckin",an"itlookslikehe"sgoin"tocripplethatstrangershore。Pickles,youknowsme!
I"dlosetwohossesratherthanhaveagentIdon"tknownonegethurt。SoIgrabsmyWinchesteran"allowstokillAlizan。Butit"sanewgun;an"youknowwhatnewsightsis——coarseassandburrs;youcoulddragadogthrough"em——an"Iholdstoohigh。Ifetchesthestranger,"bang!"rightbackofhislefty"ear,an"thebulletcomesoutenhisrighty"ear。Youcanbetthelimit,Ineveramsodispleasedwithmyshootin"。Theideeofmeholdin"fourfoottoohighinahundredyards!Ineveristhatembarrassed!I"msoplumbdisgustedan"ashamed,Idon"tgonearthatequestrianstrangertillafterIfinishesmygrub。Alizan,hecomesupallshiverin"an"
sweatin"an"standsthar;an"mebbyinahourorsoIstrollsouttothedeceased。ItshorelyweariesmeawholelotwhenIseeshim;
he"snothin"butacommonDiggerbuck。YoucandrinkonitifI
ain"trelieved。Bein"ano-accountInjun,ofcourse,Idon"tpawhimovermuchforbrands;butdoyouknow,Pickles,fromthecasooalglanceIgives,itstrikesmeatthetimeit"smightylikelytobeyouroncle。Thisoldbroncofancier"sskelpisoveronmybridle,ifyouthinksyou"dknowit。"
""No,"saysPickles,mightyonconcerned,"itcan"tbemyonclenohow。Ifhe"soneofmyfam"ly,itwouldbeyourha"ronhisbridle。ItmustbesomeoldshorthornofaMohaveyoudowns。Let"salltakeadrinkonit。"
"Sowe-allgoesweavin"overtotheRedLight,Jackan"Picklessurveyin"eachotherclosean"interested,thata-way,an"therestofusonthequeevee,togoswarmin"outofrangeiftheytakestoshootin"。
""It"sshoresadtopartwithfriends,"saysPickles,ashesecreteshisnose-paint,"butjestthesameImustsaddlean"stampedeoutofyere。Iwantstoseethatoldvillyun,TomCooke,an"Idon"treckonnoneI"llfindhimanythissideofPrescott,neither。Beyouthinkin"ofleavin"campyourse"f,Jack?"
""Idon"tputitupI"llleaveforalongtime,"saysJack。"Mebbynotforamonth——mebbyit"sevenyearsbeforeIgowanderin"off——sodon"tgotomakin"nofriendly,quietwaitsformenowherealongtheroute,Pickles,"causeyou"dmostlikelyrunoutofwaterorchuckorsomethingbeforeeverItrailsup。"
"Itain"tlongwhenPicklessaddlesupan"comeschargin""roundonhislittlebuckskinhoss。Picklestakestocuttin"allmanneroftricks,reachin"forthingsontheground,snatchin"offMexicans"
hats,an"jumpin"hisponyoverwagontonguesan"campfixin"s。Allthetimehe"swhoopin"an"yellin"an"carryin"on,anhavin"ahightimeallbyhimse"f。Whichyoucanseehe"sgettin"uphisbloodan"
nerve,reg"larInjunfashion。
"Nexthetakesdownhisropean"goestowhirlin"that。Twoorthreetimeshecomesflashin"bywherewebe,an"IlookstoseehimmakeatryatJack。Buthe"stoofarback,orthar"stoomany"roundJack,orPicklescan"tgetthedistance,orsomething;forhedon"tthrowitnone,butjestkeepsyellin"an"ridin"louderan"faster。
Picklesshorelyputsupaheapofriotthata-way!It"snowthatEnrightcallstoPickles。
""Lookyere,Pickles,"hesays,"I"vepassedthewordtothefivebestgunsincamptocurlyouupifyoupitchthatropeonce。Bein"
asthenewsconcernsyou,personal,Iallowsit"snothin"more"nfriendlytotellyou。Thenag"in,Idon"tliketolosetheRedLightsechacustomerlikeyoutillit"saplumbcaseofcrowd。"
"WhenEnrightvouchsafesthiswarnin",Picklesswingsdownan"
leaveshisponystandin",an"comesover。
""Doyouknow,Jack,"hesays,"Idon"tliketheonrespectfultoneswhereinyoutalksofInjuns。I"mInjun,part,myse"f,an"Idon"tlikeit。"
""No?"saysJack;"Is"posethat"safact,too。An"yet,Pickles,notintendin"nothin"personal,forIwouldn"tbepersonalwithaprairiedog,I"mnotonlyonrespectfulofInjuns,an"thinksthegov"mentoughttopayabountyfortheirskelps,butIstatesbeliefsthatahoss-stealin",skulkin"mongrelofahalf-breedisloweryet;Iholdin"heain"tevenpeople——ain"tnothin",infact。
Buttochangethesubjeck,aswellasopenanavenooforanotherroundofdrinks,I"llgamble,Pickles,thatyou-allstolethathossdownthar,an"thatthe"7K"brandonhisshoulderain"tnobrandatall,butpickedonwiththep"intofaknife。"
"WhenJackputsitalloverPicklesthata-way,welooksforshootin"shore。ButPicklescan"tsteadyhimse"fonthecall。He"slikeponiesI"vemet。He"llriderightatathingasthoughhe"sgoin"plumbthroughorover,an"atthelastsecondhequitsan"
flinchesan"weakens。Son,itain"tPickles"fault。Tharain"tnobreedofgentbutthepurewhitewhocanplayadesp"ratedealdownthrough,an"calltheturnforlifeordeathattheclose;an"
Pickles,thata-way,isonlyhalfwhite。Sohelaughssorto"uglyatJack"sbluff,an"allowsheordersdrinkswithoutnowagers。
""An"then,Jack,"hesays,"Iwantsyoutocomefeedwithme。I"llhaveMissisRuckerburnusupsomethingright。"
""I"llgoyou,"saysJack,"ifitain"tnothin"butsalthoss。"
""I"llfixyou-allfolksupafeed,"saysMissisRucker,aheapgrim,"butyoudon"tdonobanquetin"innodinin"roomofmine。
I"llspreadyourgrubinthecamp-house,t"othersidethecorral,an"you-allcanthenbeassociablean"smokyasyouplease。Whichyou"llbealoneoverthar,an"canconductthereepastinanyfashiontosuityourse"fs。Butyoudon"tgetintothedinin"roomreg"lar,an"gotoweedin"outmyboardersaccidental,withthemfeudsofyours。"
"Afteralittle,theirgrub"sgotreadyinthecamphouse。It"sajo-darterofafeed,withcake,pie,airtights,an"thefullgame,an"Jackan"Pickleswalksoversidean"side。Theygoesinalonean"shetsthedoor。Inaboutfiveminutes,thar"ssomeemphaticremarksbytwosix-shooters,an"we-allgoeschargin"tofindout。
WediscoversJackeatin"awayallright;Picklesistheotherside,withhisheadinhistinplate,hisintellectsrunnin"outoverhiseye。Jack"sshoresubdooedthatsavageforalltime。
""Itdon"tlooklikePicklesishungrynone,"saysJack。
"Theybothpullstheirweeponsastheysetsdown,an"puts"emintheirlaps;butbein"bredacross,thata-way,Picklescan"tstandthestrain。Hegetsnervousan"grabsforhisgun;themuzzlecatchesonderthetable-top,an"thar"shisbulletallsafeinthewood。Jack,bein"cleanstrainAmerican,hasbetterluck,an"
Picklesisgot。Shore,it"srightan"onthesquar"!
""Yousees,"saysDanBoggs,"thiskillin"sboundtoberightfromthejump。ItcomesoffbyPickles"earnestdesire;Jackcouldn"trefoose。Hewouldhavelostbothskelpan"standin"ifhehad。
Which,however,ifthisyere"liminationofPickleshasgottohaveaname,myideeistocallheracaseofself-deestructiononPickles"part,an"letitgoatthat。""
CHAPTERIV。
JohnnyFlorer"sAxleGrease。
Itwastheafternoon——coolandbeautiful。Ihadbeennursingmyindolencewithacigarandoneofthelargearm-chairswhichtheverandaofthegreathotelafforded。
NowandthenIconsideredwithinmyselfastothewhereaboutsofmyOldCattleman,andwasinahalfhumortohunthimup。Justasmythoughtswerehardeningintodecisioninthatbehalf,ahigh,waveringnote,evidentlymeantforsong,camefloatingaroundthecornerofthehouse,fromtheverandaontheend。Thesingerwasoutofrangeofeye,butIknewhimformyagedfriend。Thushegaveforth:
"Dogville,Dogville!
Atavernan"astill,That"salltharisinallDog-ville。"
"Howdoyoufeelto-day?"IaskedasItookachairnearthevenerablemusician。"Happyandhealthy,Itrust?"
"Neverfeelsbetterinmylife,"respondedtheOldCattleman。"IfI
wastofeelanybetter,I"dshorelygoan"seeadoctor。"
"Youareasinger,Iobserve。"
"I"mmelodiousnacheral,butI"mgettin"soIsorto"stumblesinmynotes。Shoutin"an"singin""roundapasselofcattletokeep"emfromstampedin"onbadnightshassp"iledmyvoice,thata-way。
Thar"snothin"soweakenin",vocal,asthemeffortsintheopenairan"inthemidstofthestormsan"theelements。WhatforasongisthatI"mrenderin"?Son,Ilearnsthatballadlongago,backwhenI"maboyinoldTennessee。It"swrit,wordandmusic,bylittleMollieHines,wholiveswithherpap,oldHomerHines,overonthe"PossumTrot。MollieHinesisshoreapoet,an"hasamightysightoffame,local。She"swhatyou-allmightcallajo-darterofapoet,Mollieis;an"letanythin"touchin"orromantichappenanywherealongthe"PossumTrot,soastogiveherasubjeck,an"Molliewouldbedownonit,instanter,likeafallin"star。Sheshorelyisaversemaker,an"isknownintheCumberlandcountryas"TheNightingaleofBigBoneLick。"IrememberswhenaShylockovertotheDudleytownbankforeclosesamortgageonoldHomerHines,an"
offershissettlementsatpublicvanduethata-way,howMollieprancesoutan"poursapoemintothemiscreant。Thar"sahundredan""levcnversesintoit,an"eachonelikeabulletoutenaWinchester。Itgoeslikethis:"Thar"sawordtobeutteredtotherichmaninhispride。
(Whichagentisfrequentrichestwhenit"sjestbeforehedied!)
Thar"sawordtobeutteredtothehawga-eatin"truck。
(Whichahawgisfrequentfattestwhenit"sjestbeforehe"sstuck!)
"Mightysperitedepick,that!YourecallsthatEnglishpreachersharpthatcomessquanderin""roundthetavernyereforhishealthaboutamonthago?Shore!Iknowsyoucouldn"thaveoverlookednobetlikethatdivine。Well,thatnightinthemparlors,whenhereadssomerhymesinabook,——whateveristhatpiecehereads?
LocksleyHall;rightyoube,son!AsIwassayin",whenhe"sthroughrenderin"saidLocksleyHall,hecomesbuttin"intoatalkwithmewhereI"mcampedinacornerallcosyasatoadonderacabbageleaf,reecoverin"myse"fwithlickerfromthemrecitalsofhis,an"
hesaystome,thisparsonpartydoes:
""Whichit"sshorelyaset-backAmericahasnopoets,"sayshe。
""It"sevident,"Isays,"thatyouneverhearsofMollieHines。"
""No,neveronce,"hereplies;"isthisyereMissHinesapoet?"
"IsMollieHinesapoet!"Irepeats,formyscornatthemereideekindo"stiffensitskneesan"takestobuckin"some。"MollieHinescouldmakethatLocksleyHallgentyouwasreadin"from,oreventhepartywhowritesWatt"sHymns,gotothediskyard。"An"thenI
repeatssomefortyofthemstanzas,whereofthatoneIjestnowrecitesisaspeciment。
"Whatdoesthispulpitgentsay?HeseeIhashimcinched,an"he"splumbmute。Heconfineshimse"ftoturnin"uphisnoseindisgustlikeBillStoreydoeswhenhisfather-in-lawhorsewhipshim。"
Followingthis,theOldCattlemanandIwrappedourselvesinthoughtfulsmoke,forthespaceoffiveminutes,asoneswhoponderedthegeniusof"TheNightingaleofBigBoneLick"——MollieHinesonthebanksofthePossomTrot。Atlastmyfriendbrokeforthwithaquestion。
"Whoeveristhemfar-offfolksyou-allwastellin"meisrelatedtoInjuns?"
"TheJapanese。"Ireplied。"UndoubtedlytheIndiansandtheJapaneseareofthesamestock。"
"WhichI"mfoaledlikeamule,"saidtheoldgentleman,"acompletepreytoinbornnotionsag"inInjuns。Iwouldn"thaveonepesterin"
"roundmemore"nI"deatoffenthesameplatewithasnake。Ishorehasaversionsto"emawholelot。Ofcourse,IneverseesthemJaps,butIsaveysInjunsfromfeatherstomoccasins,an"comparin"JapstoInjuns,Ifeelsabout"emlikeoldBillRawlinssaysabouthisbrotherJim"swife。"
"Andhowwasthat?"Iasked。
Theafternoonwaslazyandgood,andIinamoodtolistentomyramblinggreycomradetalkofanybodyoranything。
"It"sthisa-way,"hebegan。"ThisyereBillan"JimRawlinsisbrothersan"abidesinRoanoke,Virginny。Theysplitsupintheiryooth,an"Jimgoesp"intin"outfortheWest。Whichheshoregetsthar,an"nothin"isheardofhimforfortyyears。
"BillRawlins,backinRoanoke,waxesaheaprich,an"atlastclearsuphisgamean"resolveslietakesarest。Alsoheconcloodstotravel;an"aslongashe"sgoin"totravel,heallowshe"llsorto"goprojectin""roundan"seeifhecan"tlocateJim。
"Hegetsaoldan"mustytipaboutJim,thisBillRawlinsdoes,an"
itworksoutallright。BillcutsJim"strail"wayoutyonderontheSlopeatameetropoliscalledLosAngeles。ButthisyereJimain"ttharnone。ThefolkstellsBilltheyreckonsJimisovertoVirginnyCity。
"It"samonthlater,an"Billisromancin"alongononeofthemNevadamountain-meadowtrails,whenhehappensuponalow,squattydugout,thesamebein"acampratherthanahouse,an"belongswithahayranche。Inthedoorisstandin"amostorneryseemin"gent,withlong,tangledha"ran"beard,an"hisclotheslookslikehe"sshorelywitnessedtimes。Thehandsofthisha"rygentisinhispockets,an"heexhibitsamightysooperciliousair。Billpullsuphiscayouseforapowwow。
"HowfarisittoaplacewhereIcancampdownforthenight?"asksBill。
""It"sabouttwentymilestothenextwickeyup,"saysthesooperciliousgent。
""WhichIcan"tmakeitnoneto-night,then,"saysBill。
""Notonthathoss,"saysthesooperciliousgent,forBill"sponythata-wayisplentyplayed。
""Mebby,then,"saysBill,`I"dbetterbunkinyere。"
""Youcangambleyou-alldon"tsleepyere,"saysthesooperciliousgent;"nonewhatever!"
"An"whynot?"asksBill。
""BecauseIwon"tletyou,"saysthesooperciliousgent,a-bitin"
offapieceoftobacco。"Thisismycamp,an"force"bleinvasionsbycasooalhold-upslikeyou,don"tpreevailwithmealittlebit。I
resentstheintroosiononmyprivacy。"
""ButI"llhavetosleepontheseyereplains,"saysBillaheapplaintif。
""Thar"sbettersportsthanyou-allsleptonthemplains,"saysthesooperciliousgent。
"Meanwhile,thar"samoveortwo,speshullythewayhebatshiseyes,aboutthissooperciliousgentthatsetsBilltorummagin"
"roundinhismem"ry。Atlastheasks:
""IsyournameRawlins?"
""Yes,sir,myname"sRawlins,"saysthesooperciliousgent。
""JimRawlinsofRoanoke?"
""JimRawlinsofRoanoke;"an"thesooperciliousgentreachesinsidethedoorofthedugout,searchesforthariflean"pumpsacartridgeintothebar"l。
""Stan"yourhand,Jim!"saysBill,atthesametimeslidin"tothegroundwiththehossbetweenhiman"hisrelatif;"don"tgetimpetyoous。I"myourbrotherBill。"
""What!"saysthesooperciliousgent,abandonin"themhostilemeasures,an"joysettlin"overhisface。"What!"hesays;"youmybrotherBill?Well,don"tthatbeatgrizzlyb"arsamazin"!Comein,Bill,an"restyourhat。Whichit"ssimplythetendernessofhellI
don"tmissyou。"
"WhereuponBillan"Jimtracksalonginsidean"goestocanvassin"
upan"downastowhatensooesdoorin"themfortyyearsthey"vebeenparted。JimwantstoknowallaboutRoanokean"howthingsstacksupinoldVirginny,an"he"schuckin"inhisquestionsplentyrapid。
"WhileBill"sreplyin",hiseyeiscaughtbyafrightful-lookin"
femalewhogoesslyin"inan"out,a-organizin"ofsomegrub。She"sthecolorofasaddle,an"Billcan"tmakeoutwhethershe"sawhite,aMexican,aDiggerInjunoranigger。An"she"sthathideous,thisfemaleis,shecomesmightyneargivin"Billheartfailure。Son,you-allcan"thavenoideehowturribiethispersonlooks。She"ssouglytheflieswon"tlightonher。Yes,sir!uglyenoughtobringsicknessintoafam"ly。Billcanfeelallsortso"
horrorsstampedin"aboutinhisframeashegazesonher。Hereyeslooksliketwobulletholesinaboard,an"therestofherfeachersistetotaciouslyindeescrib"ble。Bill"sintellectsattheawfulsightofthisyerepersonalmostlosestheirformation,asarmygentswouldsay。AtlastBillgetsinaquestiononhisrapid-firerelatif,who"sshootin"himupwithqueriestouchin"Roanoketobeataroyalflush。
""Jim,"saysBill,sorto"scaredlike,"whoeveristhisyereladywho"sroamin"thescene?"
""Well,tharnow!"saysJim,likehe"splumbdisgusted,"Ihopemygunmayhangfire,ifIdon"tforgettointrodooceyou!Bill,that"smywife。"
"ThenJimgoessurgin"offallspraddledoutaboutthenoomerousan"
manifestexcellenciesofthisfemale,an"holdsforthalarmin"ofan"concernin"hervirchoosan"lovelinessoffacean"form,an"alltosechascand"lousdegree,Billhastostepoutdoorstoblush。
""An",Bill,"goesonJim,an"he"splumbrapturous,thata-way,"mayIneverholdthreeofakindag"in,ifsheain"tgotasisterwho"sasmuchlikeherastwopokerchips。I"mco"tin"bothof"emmightynearfouryearsbeforeeverIcanmakeupmymindwhicheverof"emIneeds。They"rebothsoabsolootelysim"larforbeauty,an"
boththataloorin"totheheart,Isimplycan"ttellhowtosetmystackdown。Atlast,afterfouryears,Iupsan"cutsthekyardsforit,an"winsoutthisone。"
""Well,Jim,"saysBill,who"sbeensettin"tharshudderin"throughthemrhapsodies,an"nowan"thengettin"aglimpseofthisyerefemalewiththetailofhiseye:"Well,Jim,farbeitfromme,an"
meyourbrother,togoavouchin"viewstomakeyoufeeldoobiousofyourchoice。Butcandor"sgotthedroponmean"compelsmetospeakmythoughts。Ineverseesthissisterofyourwife,Jim,butjestthesame,I"daheapsightratherhaveher。"
"An"asIobservesprevious,"concludedtheoldgentleman,"IfeelsaboutJapsan"InjunslikeBilldoesaboutJim"swifethattime。I
neverseesnoJaps,butI"damightysightratherhave"em。"
Therewasanotherpauseafterthis,andcigarswereproduced。Foratimethesmokecurledinsilence。Thenmyfriendagaintookupdiscussion。
"TharcomesfewInjunsinvestigatin"intoWolfville。Doorin"thememutesofCochise,an"Geronimo,an"Nana,theApachesgoesNo"than"Southclostinbythatcampofours,butyoubet!they"reneverthatlocoedastoropeonceatWolfville。We-allwouldshorelyhaveadmiredtoentertainthemhostiles;butasIsu"gests,they"reaheaptooenlightenedtogiveusachance。
"Savagesneverfindsmuchencouragementtocomeha"ntin"aboutWolfville。Aboutthefirstvisitin"Injunmeetswithacontreetemps;
thoughthisisinadvertentaheapan"notdesigned。Thisbuck,aNavajo,Itakesit,fromhisfeathers,hasbeenpirootin"aboutforadayortwo。AtlastIreckonsheallowshe"lleelopeoffintothefoothillsag"in。Ascarryin"outthemroodeplanswhichheforms,hestartstoscrambleontotheTucsonstagejestasOldMonte"sc"llectin"uphisreins。Butitdon"tgo;Injunsisbarred。Thegyard,who"sperchedupinfrontnexttoOldMonte,pokesthisyereaborigineinthemiddleofhisfacewiththemuzzleofhisrifle;
an"astheInjungoestumblin",thestagestarts,an"bothwheelspassesoverhimthelongestway。ThatInjungivesagroanliketwentysinners,anhislampisout。
"OldMontesetsthebrakean"climbsdownan"sizesuptheremainder。Thenhegetsbackonthebox,picksuphissixhossesan"
isgettin"out。
""Yere,you!"saysFrench,who"stheWells-Fargoagent,a-callin"
afterOldMonte,"comebackan"eitherplantyourgameorpackitwithyou。I"mtoobusyagenttoletyouoranyotherblindeddrunkardgoleavin"afooneralatmydoor。Thar"senoughtodohereasitis,an"Idon"twantnodeadInjunsonmyhands。"
""Don"tputhimuptharan"gosp"ilin"themmail-bags,"howlsOldMonte,asFrenchan"ahoss-hustlerfrominsidethecorrallaysholdoftheNavajotothrowhimonwiththebaggage。
""Thencomedownyerean"rideherdontheplayyourse"f,youmurderin"sot!"saysFrench。
"An"withthat,heshorecutsloosean"cussesOldMontefrightful;
cussestillacottonwoodtreeinfrontofthestationshedsallitsleaves,an"hedeadensthegrassforahundredyardsabout。
""Promotin"asepulcherinthisrock-ribbedlandscape,"saysFrench,asJackMoorecomesup,kindo"apol"gisin"forhisprofanevoylenceatOldMonte;"framin"upatomb,Isay,inthisyererock-ribbedlandscapeain"tnochild"splay,an"I"mnotallowin"noneforthathomicideMontetoputnosechtasksonme。HeknowstheWolfvilleroole。Everygentskinshisownpolecatsan"plantshisownprey。"
""That"swhatever!"saysJackMoore,"an"onlessOldMonteisthirstin"fortroubleinelab"rateforms,heacquiescestharin。"
"WiththatOldMontehitchestheNavajotothehindaxlewithalariatwhichFrenchbringsout,an"thenthestage,withthesavagecoastin"alongbehind,goesrackin"offtotheNo"th。Later,Montean"thepassengershangsthisyereremainderupinapinetree,atanInjuncrossin"inthehills,asawarnin"。Whetherit"sawarnin"
orno,weneverlearns;allthat"sshoreisthattheremainderan"
thelariatisgonenextday;butwhateverideestheotherInjunsentertainsoftheplayis,asIoncehearsalecturesharppromulgate,"concealedwiththecustomarystoicismoftheAmericansavage。"
"Mostlikelythemantipathiesofmineag"inInjunsisaheapenhancedbywhatIexperiencesbackontheoldJonesan"Plummertrail,whentheywaswonttostampedeourherdsaswegoesdrivin"
throughtheInjunTerritory。Anylittleolddarknightoneofthemsavagesisliabletocomeskulkin"uponthewind"ardsideoftheherd,flapablanket,cutlooseayell,an"thenextsecondthar"sahundredan"twentythousanddollars"worthofpropertyskally-
hootin"offintospaceonfrenziedhoofs。Nextday,themsameontooteredchildrenofthewoodsan"fieldswoulddemandfourbitsforeveryheadtheyhe"psroundupan"returntothebunch。It"sasourceofsavagerevenoo,troo;butplumbirritatin"。ThemInjunscorralssometimesasmuchasahundreddollarsbysechtreacheries。
An"thenwe-allhastorestoveronedaytowinitbackatpoker。
"WillInjunsgamble?Shore!an"tothelimitatthat!Ofcourse,bein",asyousaveys,abenightedpeoplethata-way,they"resomeeasy,havin"nomorejedgmentastothevalyooofahandthanSteveStevenson,an"Stevewouldtakeapa"rofninesan"bet"emhigherthanacat"sback。Weallersrecoversourdinero,butthar"stimean"sleepwelosean"don"tgetback。
"Yes,indeed,son,Injunscommonisasorneryassoapweed。Theonlygoodyou-allcansayof"emis,they"renacheral-bornlonghorns,isoncomplainin",an"saveystheWestlikemyblackboysaveyslicker。
Onetime——thisyereis"waybackinmyTexasdays——onetimeI"mcampedforlongoverontheUpperHawgthief。It"srainedaheap,an"
bein"asI"monlowgroundanyhow,itgetsthatsoftan"swampywhereIbeitwouldbogabutterfly。ForonceI"mtooksick;hasafever,thata-way。An"loseflesh!shorelyyoushouldhaveseenme!
Ifallsofflikepersimmonsafterafrost,an"getsasga"ntan"
thinasacowinApril。SoIallowsI"lltakealay-offforacoupleofmonthsan"reecooperatesome。
"Cossettin"an"pettin"ofmyhealth,asIstates,Isaddlesupan"
goescavortin"overintotheOsagenationtovisitanoldcompadreofminewho"satradertharbythenameofJohnnyFlorer。ThisyereFlorerisanold-timerwiththeOsages;beenwith"emit"smightylikelytwentyyearatthattime,an"iswith"emyetforallthenoticeIeverreceives。
"Ontheo"casionofthisambassyofmine,Ihasachancetostudythemsavages,an"getalineontheirchar"ctersawholelot。ThistuneI"mwithJohnny,whatyou-allmightcallOsageuppercirclesisaheaptornbytheontowardrivalriesofabraceofeminentbuckswho"seachstrugglin"toleadthefashionforthetribean"raisetheotherout。
"ThemOsages,whileblanketInjuns,isplumbopulent。Thar"ssixteenhundredof"em,an"theyhastothemse"fs1,500,000acresofasgoodlandasevercomesslippin"fromthepalmoftheInfinite。Also,thegov"mentisweak-mindedenoughtoconferoneveryoneof"em,eachbuckdrawin"thedineroforhisfam"ly,ahundredan"fortybigirondollarsanyooally。Wherefore,asIobserves,themOsagesisplentystrong,financial。
"Theseyeretwohigh-rollin"bucksIspeaksof,who"sstrugglin"forthesocialsoopremacy,isinthemidstofthemstrifeswhileI"mvisitin"Florer。It"ssometwomoonspriorwhenoneof"em,whichwe"llcallhimthe"AstorInjun,"takesaheavyfalloutoftheopp"sitionbygoin"overtoCherryvalean"buyin"asooperannuatedtwo-seatRockawaybuggy。Tothishehooksupaspanofponies,loadsinhissquaws,an"p"rades"roundfromPawhuskytoGreyhoss——thesamebein"acoupleofOsagecamps——an"tharbyredoocestheenemy——
whatwe"llnamethe"VanderbiltInjuns"——todesp"ration。TheAstorsavageshorelyhasthecallwiththatRockaway。
"ButtheVanderbiltOsageisaheaphardtodown。HetakesonelookattheAstorInjun"sRockawaywithallitsblindin"splendors,an"
thengoesstreakin"itforCherryvale,likeadrunkardtoabarbecue。An"heseestheRockawayan"goesitseveralbetter。Whatdoyou-allreckonnowthatsavageequipshimse"fwith?Hewinsoutahearse,agoodbigblackroomyhearse,withploomesontoitan"
glasswindersinthesides。
"AssoonaseverthisVanderbiltInjunstiffenshishandwiththehearse,hecomestroopin"backtocampwithit,himse"fontheboxdrivin",an"puttin"onenoughoflordlydogtomakeapackofhounds。WhichheshorelysquelchestheAstors;theyjestsimplylaydownan"weptatsechgrandeur。TheirRockawayain"tone,two,three,——ain"tinthemoney。
"An"everydaytheVanderbiltInjunwouldloadhissquawsan"
papoosesinsidethehearse,an"thar,wroppedintheirblanketsan"
squattin"onthefloorofthehearseforseats,theywouldbelookin"outo"thewindersatcommonsavageswhoain"tinitan"
don"thavenohearse。Meanwhiles,thebuckVanderbiltisdrivin"theoutfitalloveran""roundthecantonments,theentirebunchassassyan"asflippantasacoopo"catbirds。It"salltheAstorscandotokeepfromgoin"plumblocoed。TheVanderbiltswin。
"Onemornin",whenFloreran"mehasjestrunourbrandsontothefourthdrink,anoldbuckcomestrailin"intothestore。Hisblanketispulledoverhishead,an"he"spantin"an"givin"itouthe"spowerfulill。
""Howismyfather?"saysJohnnyinOsage。
""Oh,myson,"saystheInjun,placin"onehandonhisstomach,an"
allmightytender,"yourfatherisplentysick。Yourfathergetsupthismornin",an"hisheartisverybad。Youmustgivehimmedicineoryourfatherwilldie。"
"Johnnypassestheinvalidacinnamonstickan"exhortshimtochewonthat,whichhedoespromptan"satisfactory,likecattleontheircud。Thiscinnamonkeepshimsteadyfor"mostfiveminutes。
""Whateveristhematterwiththissavage?"IasksofJohnny。
""Nothin"partic"lar,"saysJohnny。"Lastnighthecomespushin"inyerean"buysabottleofWorcestershiresauce;an"thenhegetsgaudyan"quaffsitalluponatheeryshe"sanew-fangledfirewater。Hegetsawaywiththeentirebottle。It"snowherealizesthemerrors,an"takestogroanin"an"allowin"itgiveshimabadheart。WhichIshouldshorelyadmitasmuch!"
""Yourfatherisworse,"saystheOsage,ashecomescuttin"inonJohnnyag"in。"Musthavestrongermedicine。Thatmedicine,"holdin"
upsomeofthecinnamon,"thatnotbadenough。"
"Atthis,Johnnypasseshis"father"overadoublehandfulofblackpepperbeforeit"sground。
""Letmyfathergetawaywiththat,"saysJohnny,"an"he"llfeellikeabird。Itwillmakehimgayan"fullofp"isen,likearattlesnakeinAugust。"
"Outtother"arofJohnny"sstoreispileduponderashedmore"ntwothousandboxesofaxlegrease。ItwassentintothenationconsignedtoJohnnybysomeill-advisedsportsinNewYork,whofiggersthatbecausetheOsagesasatribeaboundsinwagons,tharmustshorelybeamarketforaxlegrease。That"swherethemNewYorkpersonsmissesthefordalot。Themsavageshaswagons,troo;buttheynomorethinksofgreasin"themaxlesthanpaintin"therunnin"
gear。Theynevergoesag"instthataxlegreasegameforsomuchasasinglebox;saidointmentisadrug。Whenhedon"tdisposeofitnone,Johnnystoresitoutonderashedsometwentyrodsaway,an"
regyardsitasatotalloss。""Axlegrease,"saysJohnny,"makesap"intincivilizationtowhichthesavagehasnotyetclambered,an"themoptimists,East,whosendsitonyere,shouldhavenevermadenosechbreak。"
"Mebbyit"sbecausethisaxlegreasegrowssullenan"feelsneglectedthata-way;mebbyit"stheheatsoftwosummersan"thefrostsoftwowinterswhichsp"ilesitsdisp"sition;shoreitisatanyratethatatthetimeI"mthar,thatonguentseemsfrettedtothecore,an"isgivin"forthaprotestin"fragrancethathasstoodoffacoyotean"madehimquitatadistanceoftwohundredyards。
YoumightevensayithascausedNacherherse"ftopausean"catchherbreath。
"It"swhentheailin"Osage,whosemaladyistoodeep-seatedtobereachedbycinnamonorpimento,comesfrontin"upforathirdpreescription,thattheaxlegreaseideeseizesJohnny。
""Father,"saysJohnny,"comewithme。Yoursonwillnowsawoffsomebigmedicineonyou;amedicinemeantforfull-blowngentslikeyouan"me。Come,father,comewithyourson,an"youshallbecuredinhalfthetimeittakestorunalooponalariat。"
"Johnnybreaksopenoneoftheaxlegreaseboxes,armsthesavagewithachipforaspoon,an"exhortshimtocutinonitawholelot。
"Son,theodorsofthemwaresisawful;Kansasbutterisvioletstoit;butitneverfluttersthatOsage。IletakesJohnny"schipan"
goestowork,spadin"thataxlegreaseintohismouth,likeheain"tgotaminutetolive。Whenhe"sgotawaywithhalfthebox,hetucksthebalanceonderhisblanketan"retirestohisteepeewithalookofgratitoodeonhisface。Hishearthasceasedtobebad,an"themillnesses,whichaforetimehashimonthego,surrenderstothepowersofthisyerenewmedicinelikewillowstothewind。Withthis,hegoescaperin"outforhiscamp,idlyhummin"awarsong,sechishisrelief。
"An"here"swhereJohnnygetsactiononthataxlegrease。Itshorelyteaches,also,theexcellenceofthemmaxims,"Castyourbreaduponthewatersan"you"llbeonvelvecbeforemanydays。"Withintwohoursacoupleofthissickbuck"ssquawscomessidlin"tiptoJohnnyan"desiresaxlegrease。It"squotedatfourbitsabox,an"
thesquawschangesinfivepesosan"beatsaretreat,carryin"awaytenboxes。Thenthefameofthisbig,newmedicinespreads;thataxlegreasebecomesplentypop"lar。Otherbucksan"othersquawsshowsup,changesintheirmoney,an"ismadehappywithaxlegrease。Theyneverhassechatime,themOsagesdon"t,sincethebattleoftheHoss-shoe。Son,theypacksitoffinblankets,freightsitawayinwagons。Theyturnslooseonareg"laraxlegreasespree。Inaweekeveryboxissold,an"thar"sordersstackeduponFlorer"sdeskfortwokyar-loadsmore,whichisbein"hurriedonfromtheEast。EventheInjuns"agentgetswroughtupaboutit,an"beginstobellowan"paw"roundbywayofcomplimentstoJohnny。
HemakesJohnnyaspeech。
""WhichI"vemadeyourexcellentdiscovery,Mr。Florer,"saysthisagent,"thebasisofareporttothegov"mentatWashin"ton。IsetsforththemadpassionoftheseyereOsagesforaxlegreaseasacondiment,abeverage,an"acure。Iexplainsthetriballeanin"
thatexistsforthatspeshulaxlegreasewhichiscrownedwithyears,an"ownsastrengthwhichcomesonlyasthecor"laryofhardexperience。Axlegreaseislikemusican"soothsthesavagebreast。
Itisoilonthetroubledwatersofaboriginalexistence。Itsfeetisthefeetofpeace。Atthetouchofaxlegreasethehostileabandonsthewarpathan"surrendershimse"f。Hewashesoffhispaintan"becomethwithaxlegreaseasthelambthatbleateth。Thegreatestpossibleuprisin"couldbequelledwithaconsignmentofaxlegrease。Mr。Florer,Icongratulateyou。Fromahumblestore-
keep,sellin"soap,herrin"an"salthoss,youtakesyourstandfromnowwiththeph"lanthropistsan"leadersamongmen。YouhaveconjoinedInjunsan"axlegrease。Forcenturiesthesavagehasbeenaproblemwhichhasdefiedgov"ment。Hewilldosonomore。Mr。
Florer,youhavesolvedthesavagewithaxlegrease。""
CHAPTERV。
ToothpickJohnson"sOstracism。
"Yousees,"observedtheOldCattleman,ashemovedintothedeepershade;"youseesthisyereToothpickdisgracesWolfville;that"showitis。Downsaparty,ToothpickJohnsondoes,an"nogunonthegent,thesamebein"outofrooleentire。Nacherally,whilenooneblamesToothpick,whomakestheplaywhatyou-allcalls"bonyfidis,"thepublicsorto"longsforhiseelopement。An"thatsettlesit;Toothpickhastohuntoutfordifferentstampin"
grounds。
"ItallcomesfromToothpickbein"bynacheroneoftheseyereover-
zealouspeople,an"prematoorelypronethata-way。He"sborneager,Toothpickis,an"can"the"pitnone。
"You-allhastrackeduponthatbreedofcimmaronplentyfrequentnow。They"rethekindwhopicksupapokerhand,kyardbykyard,astheycomes。They"rethatfor"ard,——thatheadlongtogetouterthepresentan"intothefooture,theyjestcan"twaitforthingstohaveachancetohappen。
""Whyeverdoyoupullinyourkyardsthata-way?"IsaystoToothpick,reprovin"ofhim。"Whycan"tyoulet"emlaytillthehand"sdealt?"
""WhichI"mshorelythatlocoedtolookifIain"tgotthreeacesorsomesech,"saysToothpick,"Imustturn"emuptosee。"
""Well,"saysI,an"thesameiswisdomeverytime,"you-allwouldappearmorelikeadeadcoldsporttolet"embe,an"pickupyourwholehandtogether。Likewise,you"ddisplayamightysightmoresaveyifyoukeepsyoureyesonthedealertillhelaysdownthedeck。You"dbelessafflictedbydisagreeablesurprisesifyou"dfreezetothelastidee;an"you"dlayupmoneybesides。"
"Butthat"sthenotionI"maimin"toconvey;Toothpickistooquick。
Hisintellects,itlookslike,isoneternaltip-toetogetinastack。
""He"stoosimooltaneous,isToothpick,"saysJackMooreonce,whenhiman"Boggsisdiscoursin"together,sizin"upToothpick。"He"sthatsimooltaneoushecomesmightynearbein"awholelottooadjacent。"
"WhatdoesToothpickdothattimewe-alldisapprovesan"stampedeshim?It"saaccidentalkillin"。
"It"sseconddrinktimeintheevenin",an"theTucsonstageisin。
Thar"sapasselofuswhohasropedupourmail,an"nowwe"restandin""roundinfrontoftheRedLight,breakin"intolettersan"
papers,an"a-makin"ofcomments,whenalongwandersapartywho"sbeenpicnicin"withthecamp。Asthedealturns,heneverdoesstaylongnohow;neverlongenoughtobecomea"genial"quaintancean"afav"riteofall。"
"Thispartywhocomessidlin"upis,aswehears,latefromRedDog;
an"doorin"themfourhourswhereinheconfershissocietyontous,hestaysdrunkhabityooalan"neverdoeslapseintobein"soberforasecond。It"sshoreremark"ble,now,howallthemRedDogpeoplestaysintox"catedwhiletheysojournsinWolfville。Neverknowsittofail;an"Iallows,asas"lootionthata-way,it"sowin"tothesooperiormeritsofournose-paint。It"sacomplimenttheypaysus。
"However,thisRedDoggent"sdrinkin"ishisownaffairs。An"hisearnestnessaboutlickermayhavebeenhissystem;thenag"initmaynot;Idon"tgopryin"nonetodetermine。Butbein"he"splumbdrunk,asyoureadilydiscerns,itkeepsupabarrierag"ingrowin"
intimatewiththisparty;an"ontilToothpickopensonhim,hisintercoursewithWolfvilleisnacherallyonlyformal。
"ThisvisitorfromRedDog——whichRedDogitse"fisaboutaslow-
flungabunchofcrim"nalsasevergetsroundedupan"calledacamp——but,asI"msayin",thistotterin"wreckImentionscomesstragglin"up,moreorlesspermiscusan"vague,an",withoutsayin"
awordormakin"asign,orevenshakin"abush,standsaboutlariatdistanceawayan"star"satToothpick,blinkin"hiseyesmightymalevolent。
"Itain"tnotimewhenthisyerebluffonthepartofthedrinkin"
RedDoggentattractsToothpick,who"sbeenskirmishin""roundamonguswherewe"restandin",an"isatthattimementionin"Freighter"sStew,asagoodthingtoeat,toDaveTutt。
""Whobeyou-alladmirin"now?"asksToothpickoftheRedDogparty,who"sglarin"towardshim。It"sthenInotesthelightsbegintodanceinToothpick"seyes;withthatimpulsivesperitofhis,he"sdootobecomeabruptwithourvisitoratthedropofthehat。
"ThatRedDoggentdon"tmakenoretort,butstandstharwithhiseyespicketedonToothpicklikehe"sfoundavictim。Toothpickisfidgetin"onhisfeet,withhisthumbsstuckinhisbelt;whichthislastisabadsymptom,asitleavesagent"sartilleryeasytoreach。
"Itstrikesmeatthetimethatit"sevenmoneythar"sgoin"tobesomeshootin"。Idon"tthennornowknowwhynone。Butthatignoranceiscommonaboutshootin"s;twotimesinthreenobodyeverdoesknowwhy。
"Ireckonsnowit"sToothpick"sfidgetin"makesmesuspicioushe"sonthebrinkofrousin"theo"casionwithhissix-shooter。Whichifhe"scoolan"ca"m,itwouldnevercometomethata-way;acoolgentneverpullsthefirstgun,leastwaysneverwhenthepretextisfriv"lousan"don"tcomeondertheheadof"Must"。
""Well。"savsToothpickag"in,"whateverbeyou-allgloatin"over,I
asks?Or,mebbyyou"rethinkin"of"doptin"measasonorsomethin"?"saysToothpick。
"StillthepartyfromRedDogdon"tsaynothin"。AsToothpickceases,however,thisRedDogpersonmakesamove,whichisreasonablequick,forhiship。He"sgotonalongcoat,an"whilenogentcansee,thar"snoneofushasdoubtsbutheisfullydressed,an"thathe"ssearchin"outhisColt"s。
"That"swhatToothpickallows;an"theRedDogparty"shandain"ttraveledtwoinchesonderhissurtoot,whenToothpickcutsfreehis"44,an"theRedDogpartyhitstheground,facedown,likeakyardjestdealt。
"Yes,he"sdeadenough;neverdoeskickorflutteronce。It"sshorelyashotinthecross。
"`Doyou-allnotehowhetriestofillhishandonme?"asksToothpick,mightycheerful。
"ToothpickstoopsdownfortheRedDogman"sgun,an"whatdoyou-
allthink?Hedon"thavenoweapon,nonewhatever;nothin"morevig"rousthanapeacefulflaskofwhiskey,whichthesameisstillallsafeinhisr"arpocket。
""Hewarn"theeled!"saysToothpick,straightenin"upan"lookin"atusapol"getican"disgusted。
"It"sjesticetoToothpicktosay,Ineveryetovertakesthatgentwho"smoreabashedan"discouragedthanheiswhenhefindsthispersonain"tpackin"nogun。Hesurveystheremainderasecond,an"
says:
""Gents,ifeverthelickerforthecampisonToothpickJohnson,it"snow。Butthar"sonelastdootytoperformtouchin"deceased。
It"sevident,departedisabouttoaskmetodrink。It"sthisyeremotionhemakesforhiswhiskeywhichImistakesforagunplay。
TharIerrs,an"stacksupthisRedDogpersonwrong。NowthatI
onderstands,whileacknowledgin"myfal"cies,theleastIcandoistorespectdeceased"slastwishes。Itharfore,"saysToothpick,raisin"theRedDogparty"sflask,"complieswithwhat,ifIhadn"tinterruptedhim,wouldhavebeenhislastrequests。An"regrettin"I
don"tsaveysooner,Idrinkstohim。"
"No,"concludedtheOldCattleman,"asIintimatesatthego-off,Toothpickdon"tstaylongafterthat。Noonetalksofstringin"himforwhat"saplaincaseofbadjedgment,an"nothin"more。Butstill,Wolfvilletakesanotionag"inhim,an"don"twanthim"roundnone。Sohehastofreightout。
""Youareallright,Toothpick,speakin"gen"ral,"saysOldManEnright,whenhiman"DocPeetsan"JackMoorecomesuponToothpicktonotifyhimit"stheStranglers"ideehe"dbetterpackhiswagonsan"hitthetrail,"butyoudon"tholdyoursix-shooterenoughinwhatDocPeetsyerecalls"abeyance。"Withoutputtin"nostainonyourcharacter,it"srighttosayyouain"tsedentaryenough,an"
thatyou-allisaheaptoosoonbesides。Inview,tharfore,ofwhatIstates,an"ofyoudroppin"thisyereRedDoggent——notanounceofirononhimatthetime!——whileweexonerates,wedecideswithoutadissentin"votetosorto"look"roundthecampforyouto-morry,sayatsundown,an"hangyousome,shouldyouthenbepresentyere。
That"showtheherdisgrazin",Toothpick:an"ifyou"reouttocommitsooicide,you"llbepartic"lartobewithusatthehourI
names。""
CHAPTERVI。
TheWolfvilleDailyCoyote。
You-allremembersback,"saidtheOldCattleman,"thatyeretoforeI
su"gestshowatsomeappropriateepock,Irelatesaboutthecomin"
ofColonelWilliamGreeneSterettan"thatadventofWolfville"sgreatdailypaper,theCoyote。"
Itwaseveningandsharplyinthewakeofdinner。Weweregathereduntoourselvesinmyfriend"sapartments。InexcellentmoodtohearofColonelSterettandhiscelebratedjournal,Ieagerlyassuredhimthathispromiseinsaidbehalfwasfreshandfragrantinmymemory,andthatItrustedhewouldfindpresentopportunityforitsredemption。Thusencouraged,theoldgentlemanshovedtheboxofcigarstowardsme,pouredagenerousglass,anddisposedhimselftobegin。
"RedDoginasperitofvaincompetition,"observedmyfriend,"startsapaperaboutthesametimeColonelSterettfoundstheCoyote;an",son,forawhile,themimprintshasaluridlife!TheRedDogpaperdon"tlastlongthough;itlacksthemelementsoflongevitywhichtheCoyotepossesses,an"itain"trunnin"manyweeksbeforeitsorto"rotsdownallatonce,an"theeditorjumpsthegame。
"It"severbeenasubjectofdissensionsbetweenColonelSterettan"
myse"fastowhereimpartialjesticeshouldlaytheblameofthatRedDogpaper"sfailure。ColonelSterettchargesitontotheeditor;
butit"smybeliefs,an"I"mj"inedtharinbyBoggsan"TexasThompson,thatnoeditorcouldflourishan"nopapersurviveinsurroundin"ssoplumbvenomousan"p"isenasRedDog。Moreover,I
holdsthatColonelSterett,onintentionalnodoubt,takesaja"ndicedviewofthatbrotherpublisher。ButIridesaheadofmytale。