第1章
TheGreatWarbetweentheNorthernandSouthernStatesofAmericapossessesapeculiarinterestforus,notonlybecauseitwasastrugglebetweentwosectionsofapeopleakintousinraceandlanguage,butbecauseoftheheroiccouragewithwhichtheweakerparty,withill-fed,ill-clad,ill-equippedregiments,forfouryearssustainedthecontestwithanadversarynotonlypossessedofimmensenumericalsuperiority,buthavingthecommandofthesea,andbeingabletodrawitsarmsandmunitionsofwarfromallthemanufactoriesofEurope。Authoritiesstilldifferastotherightsofthecase。TheConfederatesfirmlybelievedthattheStateshavingvoluntarilyunited,retainedtherightofwithdrawingfromtheUnionwhentheyconsidereditfortheiradvantagetodoso。
TheNorthernerstooktheoppositepointofview,andanappealtoarmsbecameinevitable。Duringthefirsttwoyearsofthewarthestrugglewasconductedwithoutinflictingunnecessaryhardshipuponthegeneralpopulation。Butlateronthecharacterofthewarchanged,andtheFederalarmiescarriedwide-spreaddestructionwherevertheymarched。Upontheotherhand,themomentthestrugglewasovertheconductoftheconquerorswasmarkedbyaclemencyandgenerosityaltogetherunexampledinhistory,acompleteamnestybeinggranted,andnone,whethersoldiersorcivilians,beingmadetosufferfortheirshareintherebellion。
ThecreditofthismagnanimousconductwastoagreatextentduetoGeneralsGrantandSherman,theformerofwhomtookuponhimselftheresponsibilityofgrantingtermswhich,althoughtheywerefinallyratifiedbyhisgovernment,wereatthetimereceivedwithangerandindignationintheNorth。Itwasimpossible,inthecourseofasinglevolume,togiveevenasketchofthenumerousandcomplicatedoperationsofthewar,andIhavethereforeconfinedmyselftothecentralpointofthegreatstruggle——theattemptsoftheNorthernarmiestoforcetheirwaytoRichmond,thecapitalofVirginiaandtheheartoftheConfederacy。Eveninrecountingtheleadingeventsinthesecampaigns,Ihaveburdenedmystorywithasfewdetailsaspossible,itbeingmyobjectnow,asalways,toamuseaswellastogiveinstructioninthefactsofhistory。
"IWON"Thaveit,Pearson;soit"snouseyourtalking。IfIhadmywayyoushouldn"ttouchanyofthefieldhands。AndwhenIgetmyway-thatwon"tbesoverylong-Iwilltakegoodcareyousha"n"t。
Butyousha"n"thitDan。"
"Heisnotoneoftheregularhousehands,"wasthereply;"andI
shallappealtoMrs。WingfieldastowhetherIamtobeinterferedwithinthedischargeofmyduties。"
"Youmayappealtomymotherifyoulike,butIdon"tthinkthatyouwillgetmuchbyit。Itellyouyouareadealtoofondofthatwhip,Pearson。Itneverwasheardofontheestateduringmyfather"stime,anditsha"n"tbeagainwhenitcomestobemine,I
cantellyou。Comealong,Dan;Iwantyouatthestables。"
Sosaying,VincentWingfieldturnedonhisheel,andfollowedbyDan,anegroladofsomeeighteenyearsold,bewalkedofftowardthehouse,leavingJonasPearson,theoverseeroftheOrangeryestate,lookingafterhimwithanevilexpressionofface。
VincentWingfieldwasthesonofanEnglishofficer,who,makingatourintheStates,hadfalleninlovewithandwonthehandofWinifredCornish,arichVirginianheiress,andoneofthebellesofRichmond。AfterthemarriagehehadtakenherhometovisithisfamilyinEngland;butshehadnotbeentheremanyweeksbeforethenewsarrivedofthesuddendeathofherfather。AmonthlatersheandherhusbandreturnedtoVirginia,asherpresencewasrequiredthereinreferencetobusinessmattersconnectedwiththeestate,ofwhichshewasnowthemistress。
TheOrangery,socalledfromalargeconservatorybuiltbyMrs。
Wingfield"sgrandfather,wasthefamilyseat,andthebroadlandsarounditweretilledbyupwardoftwohundredslaves。TherewereinadditionthreeotherpropertieslyingindifferentpartsoftheState。HereVincent,withtwosisters,oneolderandoneyoungerthanhimself,hadbeenborn。WhenhewaseightyearsoldMajorandMrs。WingfieldhadgoneoverwiththeirchildrentoEngland,andhadleftVincentthereforfouryearsatschool,hisholidaysbeingspentatthehouseofhisfather"sbrother,acountrygentlemaninSussex。Thenhehadbeensentforunexpectedly;hisfathersayingthathishealthwasnotgood,andthatheshouldlikehissontobewithhim。Ayearlaterhisfatherdied。
Vincentwasnownearlysixteenyearsold,andwoulduponcomingofageassumethereinsofpowerattheOrangery,ofwhichhismother,however,wouldbetheactualmistressaslongasshelived。
ThefouryearsVincenthadpassedintheEnglishschoolhaddonemuchtorendertheinstitutionofslaveryrepugnanttohim,andhisfatherhadhadmanyserioustalkswithhimduringthelastyearofhislife,andhadshownhimthattherewasagooddealtobesaiduponbothsidesofthesubject。
"Therearegoodplantationsandbadplantations,Vincent;andtherearemanymoregoodonesthanbadones。Therearebrutestobefoundeverywhere。TherearebadmastersintheSouthernStatesjustastherearehadlandlordsineveryEuropeancountry。
"Butevenfromself-interestalone,aplanterhasgreaterreasonforcaringforthehealthandcomfortofhisslavesthananEnglishfarmerhasincaringforthecomfortofhislaborers。Slavesarevaluableproperty,andiftheyareoverworkedorbadlycaredfortheydecreaseinvalue。Whereasifthelaborerfallssickorisunabletodohisworkthefarmerhassimplytohireanotherhand。
Itisasmuchtheinterestofaplantertokeephisslavesingoodhealthandspiritsasitisforafarmertofeedandattendtohishorsesproperly。
"Ofthetwo,IconsiderthattheslavewithafairlykindmasteristothefullashappyastheordinaryEnglishlaborer。Hecertainlydoesnotworksohard,ifheisillheiscarefullyattendedto,heiswellfed,hehasnocaresoranxietieswhatever,andwhenoldandpastworkhehasnofearoftheworkhousestaringhimintheface。AtthesametimeIamquitereadytograntthattherearehorribleabusespossibleunderthelawsconnectedwithslavery。
"Thesellingofslaves,thatistosay,thebreakingupoffamiliesandsellingthemseparately,ishorribleandabominable。Ifanestateweresoldtogetherwithalltheslavesuponit,therewouldbenomorehardshipinthematterthanthereiswhenanestatechangeshandsinEngland,andthelaborersuponitworkforthenewmasterinsteadoftheold。WereItoliberatealltheslavesonthisestateto-morrowandtosendthemNorth,Idonotthinkthattheywouldbeinanywaybenefitedbythechange。Theywouldstillhavetoworkfortheirlivingastheydonow,andbeingnaturallyindolentandshiftlesswouldprobablyfaremuchworse。
ButagainstthesellingoffamiliesseparatelyandtheuseofthelashIsetmyfacestrongly。
"Atthesametime,myboy,whateveryoursentimentsmaybeonthissubject,youmustkeepyourmouthclosedastothem。OwingtotheattemptsofNorthernAbolitionists,whohavecomedownherestirringuptheslavestodiscontent,itisnotadvisable,indeeditisabsolutelydangerous,tospeakagainstslaveryintheSouthernStates。Theinstitutionishere,andwemustmakethebestwecanofit。PeoplehereareverysoreatthefoulslandersthathavebeenpublishedbyNorthernwriters。Therehavebeenmanyatrocitiesperpetratedundoubtedly,bybruteswhowouldhavebeenbruteswhenevertheybadbeenborn;buttocollectaseriesofsuchatrocities,tostringthemtogetherintoastory,andtoholdthemup,asMrs。BeecherStowehas,asapictureofslave-lifeintheSouthernStates,isasgrossalibelasifanyoneweretomakeacollectionofallthewife-beatingsandassaultsofdrunkenEnglishruffians,andtopublishthemasapictureoftheaveragelifeofEnglishpeople。
"SuchlibelsasthesehavedonemoretoembitterthetwosectionsofAmericaagainsteachotherthananythingelse。Therefore,Vincent,myadvicetoyouis,bealwayskindtoyourslaves-notover-indulgent,becausetheyareverylikechildrenandindulgencespoilsthem-butbeatthesametimefirmandkindtothem,andwithotherpeopleavoidenteringintoanydiscussionsorexpressinganyopinionwithregardtoslavery。Youcandonogoodandyoucandomuchharm。Takethingsasyoufindthemandmakethebestofthem。Itrustthatthetimemaycomewhenslaverywillbeabolished;butIhope,forthesakeoftheslavesthemselves,thatwhenthisisdoneitwillbedonegraduallyandthoughtfully,forotherwiseitwouldinflictterriblehardshipandsufferinguponthemaswellasupontheirmasters。"
Thereweremanysuchconversationsbetweenfatherandson,forfeelingonthesubjectranveryhighintheSouthernStates,andtheformerfeltthatitwasoftheutmostimportancetohissonthatheshouldavoidtakinganystronglineinthematter。AmongtheoldfamiliesofVirginiatherewasindeedfarlessfeelingonthissubjectthaninsomeoftheotherStates。Knowingthegoodfeelingthatalmostuniversallyexistedbetweenthemselvesaidtheirslaves,thegentryofVirginiaregardedwithcontemptthecalumniesofwhichtheywerethesubject。Secureintheaffectionoftheirslaves,anaffectionwhichwasafter-wardabundantlyprovedduringthecourseofthewar,theyscarcelysawtheuglysideofthequestion。Theworstmasterswerethesmallestones;
themanwhoownedsixslaveswasfarmoreapttoextorttheutmostpossibleworkfromthemthantheplanterwhoownedthreeorfourhundred。Andtheworstmastersofallwerethosewho,havingmadealittlemoneyintradeorspeculationinthetowns,purchasedadozenslaves,asmallpieceofland,andtriedtosetupasgentry。
InVirginiathelifeofthelargeplanterswasalmostapatriarchalone;theindoorslavesweretreatedwithextremeindulgence,andwerepermittedafarhigherdegreeoffreedomofremarkandfamiliaritythanisthecasewithservantsinanEnglishhousehold。
Theyhadbeenthenursesorcompanionsoftheownerswhenchildren,hadgrownupwiththem,andregardedthemselves,andwereregardedbythem,asalmostpartofthefamily。Therewas,ofcourse,lessconnectionbetweentheplantersandtheirfieldhands;
butthesealsohadforthemostpartbeenbornontheestate,hadaschildrenbeentaughttolookuptotheirwhitemastersandmistresses,andtoreceivemanylittlekindnessesattheirhands。
Theyhadbeencaredforinsickness,andknewthattheywouldbeprovidedforinoldage。Eachhadhislittleallotment,andcouldraisefruit,vegetables,andfowlsforhisownuseorforsaleinhisleisuretime。Thefearoflossofemploymentorthepressureofwant,everpresenttoEnglishlaborers,hadneverfallenuponthem。
Theclimatewasalovelyone,andtheirworkfarlessseverethanthatofmenforcedtotoilincoldandwet,winterandsummer。
Theinstitutionofslaveryassuredlywascapableofterribleabuses,andwasmarkedinmanyinstancesbyabominablecrueltyandoppression;buttakenallinall,thenegroesonawell-orderedestate,underkindmasters,wereprobablyahappierclassofpeoplethanthelaborersuponanyestateinEurope。
JonasPearsonhadbeenoverseerinthetimeofMajorWingfield,buthisauthorityhadatthattimebeencomparativelysmall,forthemajorhimselfpersonallysupervisedthewholeworkingoftheestate,andwasgreatlylikedbytheslaves,whosechiefaffectionswere,however,naturallybestowedupontheirmistress,whohadfromchildhoodbeenbroughtupintheirmidst。MajorWingfieldhadnotlikedhisoverseer,buthehadneverhadanygroundtojustifyhimmakingachange。Jonas,whowasaNorthernman,wasalwaysactiveandenergetic;allMajorWingfield"sorderswerestrictlyandpunctuallycarriedout,andalthoughhedislikedtheman,hisemployeracknowledgedhimtobeanexcellentservant。
Afterthemajor"sdeath,JonasPearsonhadnaturallyobtainedgreatlyincreasedpowerandauthority。Mrs。Wingfieldhadgreatconfidenceinhim,hisaccountswerealwaysclearandprecise,andalthoughtheprofitsoftheestatewerenotquitesolargeastheyhadbeeninherhusband"slifetime,thiswasalwayssatisfactorilyexplainedbyafallinprices,orbyapartofthecropsbeingaffectedbytheweather。Sheflatteredherselfthatsheherselfman。
agedtheestate,andattimesrodeoverit,madesuggestions,andissuedorders,butthiswasonlyinfitsandstarts;andalthoughJonascameuptwoorthreetimesaweektothehousenominallytoreceiveherorders,hemanagedhersoadroitlythatwhileshebelievedthateverythingwasdonebyherdirections,sheinrealityonlyfollowedoutthesuggestionswhich,inthefirstplace,camefromhim。
Shewasaware,however,thattherewaslesscontentandhappinessontheestatethantherehadbeenintheoldtimes。Complaintshadreachedherfromtimetotimeofoverworkandharshtreatment。
Butuponinquiringintothesematters,Jonashadalwayssuchplausiblereasonstogivethatshewasconvincedhewasintheright,andthatthefaultwasamongtheslavesthemselves,whotriedtotakeadvantageofthefactthattheyhadnolongeramaster"seyeuponthem,andaccordinglytriedtoshirkwork,andtothrowdiscredituponthemanwholookedaftertheinterestsoftheirmistress;andsograduallyMrs。WingfieldleftthemanagementofaffairsmoreandmoreinthehandsofJonas,andreliedmoreimplicitlyuponhim。
Theoverseersparednopainstogainthegood-willofVincent。
Whenthelatterdeclaredthatthehorseherodehadnotsufficientlifeandspiritforhim,Jonashadsetinquiriesonfoot,andhadselectedforhimahorsewhich,forspeedandbottom,hadnosuperiorintheState。OneofMrs。Wingfleld"sacquaintances,however,uponhearingthatshehadpurchasedtheanimal,toldherthatitwasnotoriousforitsvicioustemper,andshespokeangrilytoJonasonthesubjectinthepresenceofVincent。Theoverseerexcusedhimselfbysayingthathehadcertainlyheardthatthehorsewashighspiritedandneededagoodrider,andthatheshouldnothavethoughtofselectingithadhenotknownthatMr。Vincentwasafirst-classrider,andwouldnotcaretohaveahorsethatanychildcouldmanage。
Thepraisewasnotundeserved。ThegentlemenofVirginiawerecelebratedasgoodriders;andMajorWingfield,himselfacavalryman,hadbeenanxiousthatVincentshouldmaintainthecreditofhisEnglishblood,andhadplacedhimonaponyassoonashewasabletositonone。Aponyhadbeenkeptforhisuseduringhisholidaysathisuncle"sinEngland,anduponhisreturnVincenthad,exceptduringthehourshespentwithhisfather,almostlivedonhorseback,eitherridingabouttheestate,orpayingvisitstothehousesofotherplanters。
Foranhourormoreeverydayheexercisedhisfather"shorsesinapaddocknearthehouse,themajorbeingwheeleddowninaneasy-chairandsuperintendinghisriding。Asthesehorseshadlittletodoandwerefullofspirit,Vincent"spowerswereoftentaxedtotheutmost,andhehadmanyfalls;butthesoilwaslight,andhehadlearnedtheknackoffallingeasily,andfromconstantpracticewasableattheageoffourteentostickonfirmlyevenwithoutasaddle,andwasabsolutelyfearlessastoanyanimalhemounted。
Inthetwoyearswhichhadfollowedhehadkeptuphisriding。
EverymorningafterbreakfastherodetoRichmond,sixmilesdistant,putuphishorseatsomestablethere,andspentthreehoursatschool;therestofthedaywashisown,andhewouldoftenrideoffwithsomeofhisschoolfellowswhohadalsocomeinfromadistance,andnotreturnhometilllateintheevening。VincenttookafterhisEnglishfatherratherthanhisVirginianmotherbothinappearanceandcharacter,andwaslikelytobecomeastallandbrawnyamanastheformerhadbeenwhenhefirstwontheloveoftherichVirginianheiress。
Hewasfulloflifeandenergy,andinthisrespectofferedastrongcontrasttomostofhisschoolfellowsofthesameage。Foralthoughsplendidridersandkeensportsmen,theplantersofVirginiawereinotherrespectsinclinedtoindolence;theresultpartlyoftheclimate,partlyoftheirbeingwaiteduponfromchildhoodbyattendantsreadytocarryouteverywish。Hehadhisfather"scheerfuldispositionandgoodtemper,togetherwiththedecisivemannersofrequentlyacquiredbyaserviceinthearmy,andatthesametimebehadsomethingofthewarmthandenthusiasmoftheVirginiancharacter。
Goodriderashewashewassomewhatsurprisedatthehorsetheoverseerhadselectedforhim。Itwascertainlyasplendidanimal,withgreatboneandpower;buttherewasnomistakingtheexpressionofitsturned-backeye,andtheearsthatlayalmostflatontheheadwhenanyoneapproachedhim。
"Itisasplendidanimal,nodoubt,Jonas,"hesaidthefirsttimelieinspectedit;"buthecertainlylooksasifliehadabeastofatemper。Ifearwhatwastoldmymotherabouthimisnoexaggeration;forMr。Markhamtoldmeto-day,whenIrodedowntherewithhisson,andsaidthatwehadboughtWildfire,thatafriendofhishadhadhimonce,andonlykepthimforaweek,forhewasthemostviciousbruteheeversaw。"
"IamsorryIhaveboughthimnow,sir,"Jonassaid。"OfcourseI
shouldnothavedonesoifIhadheardthesethingsbefore;butI
wastoldhewasoneofthefinesthorsesinthecountry,onlyalittletricky,andashispricewassoreasonableIthoughtitagreatbargain。ButIseenowIwaswrong,andthatitwouldn"tberightforyoutomounthim;soIthinkwehadbestsendhiminonSaturdaytothemarketandletitgoforwhatitwillfetch。Yousee,sir,ifyouhadbeenthreeorfouryearsolderitwouldhavebeendifferent;butnaturallyatyourageyoudon"tliketoridesuchahorseasthat。"
"Isha"n"tgiveitupwithoutatrial,"Vincentsaidshortly。"ItisaboutthefinesthorseIeversaw;andifithadn"tbeenforitstemper,itwouldbecheapatfivetimesthesumyougaveforit。I
haveriddenagoodmanybad-temperedhorsesformyfriendsduringthelastyear,andtheworstofthemcouldn"tgetmeoff。"
"Well,sir,ofcourseyouwilldoasyouplease,"Jonassaid;"butpleasetorememberifanyharmcomesofitthatIstronglyadvisedyounottohaveanythingtodowithit,andIdidmybesttodissuadeyoufromtrying。"
Vincentnoddedcarelessly,andthenturnedtotheblackgroom。
"Jake,getoutthatcavalrysaddleofmyfather"s,withthehighcantleandpommel,andtherollsfortheknees。It"slikeanarmchair,andifonecan"tstickononthat,onedeservestobethrown。"
Whilethegroomwasputtingonthesaddle,Vincentstoodpattingthehorse"sheadandtalkingtoit,andthentakingitsreinleditdownintotheinclosure。
"No,Idon"twantthewhip,"hesaid,asJakeofferedhimone。"I
havegotthespurs,andlikelyenoughthehorse"stempermayhavebeenspoiledbyknockingitaboutwithawhip;butwewilltrywhatkindnesswilldowithitfirst。"
"Menolikehislook,MassaVincent;hedebbieobahossdat。"
"Idon"tthinkhehasanicetemper,Jake;butpeoplelearntocontroltheirtemper,andIdon"tseewhyhorseshouldn"t。Atanyratewewillhaveatryatit。Helooksasifheappreciatesbeingpattedandspokentoalready。Ofcourseifyoutreatahorselikeasavagehewillbecomesavage。Now,standoutoftheway。"
Gatheringthereinstogether,andplacingonehanduponthepommel,Vincentsprangintothesaddlewithouttouchingthestirrups;thenhesatforaminuteortwopattingthehorse"sneck。
Wildfire,apparentlydisgustedathavingallowedhimselftobemountedsosuddenly,lashedoutviciouslytwoorthreetimes,andthenrefusedtomove。ForhalfanhourVincenttriedtheeffectofpatientcoax-jug,butinvain。
"Well,ifyouwon"tdoitbyfairmeansyoumustbyfoul,"Vincentsaidatlast,andsharplyprickedhimwithhisspurs。
Wildfiresprangintotheair,andthenbeganadesperateseriesofeffortstoridhimselfofhisrider,rearingandkickinginsuchquicksuccessionthatheseemedhalfthetimeintheair。Findingafterawhilethathiseffortswereunavailing,hesubsidedatlastintosulkyimmovability。AgainVincenttriedcoaxingandpatting,butasnosuccessattendedtheseefforts,heagainappliedthespursharply。Thistimethehorserespondedbyspringingforwardlikeanarrowfromabow,dashedatthetopofhisspeedacrosstheinclosure,clearedthehighfencewithoutaneffort,andthensetoffacrossthecountry。
Hehadattemptedtotakethebitinhisteeth,butwithasharpjerkashedrovethespursin,Vincenthaddefeatedhisintention。Henowdidnotattempttocheckorguidehim,butkeepingalighthandonthereinslethimgohisowncourse。Vincentknewthatsolongasthehorsewasgoingfullspeeditcouldattemptnotricktounseathim,andhethereforesateasilyinhissaddle。
ForsixmilesWildfirecontinuedhiscourse,clearingeveryobstaclewithoutabatementtohisspeed,anddelightinghisriderwithhispowerandjumpingqualities。Occasionally,onlywhenthecoursehewastakingwouldhaveledhimtoobstaclesimpossibleforthebestjumpertosurmount,Vincentattemptedtoputtheslightestpressureupononereinortheother,soastodirectittoaneasierpoint。
Attheendofsixmilesthehorse"sspeedbeganslightlytoabate,andVincent,abstainingfromtheuseofhisspurs,presseditwithhiskneesandspoketoitcheerfullyurgingitforward。Henowfromtimetotimebentforwardandpattedit,andforanothersixmileskeptitgoingataspeedalmostasgreatasthatatwhichithadstartedThenhealloweditgraduallytoslackenitspace,untilatlastfirstthegallopandthenthetrotceased,anditbrokeintoawalk。
"Youhavehadafinegallop,oldfellow,"Vincentsaid,pattingit;
"andsohaveI。There"sbeennothingforyoutoloseyourtemperabout,andthenextroadwecomeuponwewillturnourfacehomeward。Halfadozenlessonslikethis,andthennodoubtweshallbegoodfriends。"
Thejourneyhomewasperformedatawalk,Vincenttalkingthegreaterpartofthetimetothehorse。IttookagooddealmorethansixlessonsbeforeWildfirewouldstartwithoutapreliminarystrugglewithhismaster,butintheendkindnessandpatienceconquered。Vincentoftenvisitedthehorseinthestables,and,takingwithhimanappleorsomepiecesofsugar,spentsometimetheretalk。mgtoandpettingit。Henevercarriedawhip,andneverusedthespursexceptinforcingittomakeitsfirststart。
Hadthehorsebeennaturallyill-temperedVincentwouldprobablyhavefailed,but,ashehappenedafterwardtolearn,itsfirstownerhadbeenahot-temperedandpassionateyoungplanter,who,insteadofbeingpatientwithit,hadbeatitaboutthehead,andsorendereditrestiveandbad-tempered。HadVincentnotlaidasidehiswhipbeforemountingitforthefirsttime,heprobablywouldneverhaveeffectedacure。Itwasthefactthattheanimalhadnolongerafearofhisoldenemythewhipasmuchasthegeneralcourseofkindnessandgoodtreatmentthathadeffectedthechangeinhisbehavior。
ItwasjustwhenVincenthadestablishedagoodunderstandingbetweenhimselfandWildfirethathehadthealtercationwiththeoverseer,whomhefoundabouttoflogtheyoungnegroDan。
Pearsonhadsenttheladhalfanhourbeforeonamessagetosomeslavesatworkattheotherendoftheestate,andhadfoundhimsittingonthegroundwatchingatreeinwhichhehaddiscoveredapossum。ThatDandeservedpunishmentwasundoubted。HehadatpresentnoregularemploymentupontheestateJake,hisfather,washeadofthestables,andDanhadmadehimselfusefulinoddjobsaboutthehorses,andexpectedtobecomeoneoftheregularstablehands。Theoverseerwasofopinionthattherewerealreadymorenegroesinthestablethancouldfindemployment,andhadurgeduponMrs。WingfieldthatoneofthehandsthereandtheboyDanshouldbesentouttothefields。She,however,refused。
"Iknowyouarequiteright,Jonas,inwhatyousay。Buttherewerealwaysfourhandsinthestableinmyfather"stime,andtherealwayshavebeenuptonow;andthoughIknowtheyhaveaneasytimeofit,Icertainlyshouldnotliketosendanyofthemouttothefields。AstoDan,wewillthinkaboutit。WhenhisfatherwasabouthisageheusedtoleadmyponywhenIfirsttooktoriding,andwhenthereisavacancyDanmustcomeintothestable。I
couldnotthinkofsendinghimoutasafieldhand,inthefirstplaceforhisfather"ssake,butstillmoreforthatofVincent。Danusedtobetoldofftoseethathedidnotgetintomischiefwhenhewasalittleboy,andhehasrunmessagesandbeenhisspecialboysincehecameback。Vincentwantedtohavehimashisregularhouseservant;butitwouldhavebrokenoldSam"sheartif,afterbeingmyfather"sboyandmyhusband"s,anotherhadtakenhisplaceasVincent"s。"
AndsoDanhadremainedinthestable,butregardingVincentashisspecialmaster,carryingnotesforhimtohisfriends,ordoinganyoddjobshemightrequire,andspendingnosmallportionofhistimeinsleep。Thushewasanobjectofspecialdisliketotheoverseer;inthefirstplacebecausehehadnotsucceededinhavinghiswaywithregardtohim,andinthesecondbecausehewasauselesshand,andtheoverseerlovedtogetasmuchworkaspossibleoutofeveryoneontheestate。Themessagehadbeenasomewhatimportantone,ashewantedtheslavesforsomeworkthatwasurgentlyrequired;andhelosthistemper,orhewouldnothavedoneanactwhichwouldcertainlybringhimintocollisionwithVincent。
Hewaswellawarethattheladdidnotreallylikehim,andthathiseffortstogainhisgood-willhadfailed,andhehadforeseenthatsoonerorlatertherewouldbeastruggleforpowerbetweenthem。
However,herelieduponhisinfluencewithMrs。Wingfield,anduponthefactthatshewasthelife-owneroftheOrangery,andbelievedthathewouldbeabletomaintainhispositionevenwhenVincentcameofage。Vincentonhissideobjectedaltogethertotheoverseer"streatmentofthehands,ofwhichheheardagooddealfromDan,andbadalreadyremonstratedwithhismotheronthesubject。He,however,gainednothingbythis。Mrs。Wingfieldhadrepliedthathewastooyoungtointerfereinsuchmatters,thathisEnglishideaswouldnotdoinVirginia,andthatnaturallytheslavesweresetagainsttheoverseer;andthatnowPearsonhadnolongeramastertosupporthim,hewasobligedtobemoreseverethanbeforetoenforceobedience。AtthesametimeitvexedheratheartthatthereshouldbeanyseverityontheOrangeryestate,wherethebestrelationshadalwaysprevailedbetweenthemastersandslaves,andshehadherselfspokentoJonasonthesubject。
Hehadgivenherthesameanswerthatshehadgivenherson:"Theslaveswillworkforamaster,Mrs。Wingfield,inawaytheywillnotforastranger。Theysetthemselvesagainstme,andifIwerenotseverewiththemIshouldgetnoworkatallcutofthem。Ofcourse,ifyouwishit,theycandoastheylike;butinthatcasetheymusthaveanotheroverseer。Icannotseeafineestategoingtoruin。IbelievemyselfsomeoftheseAbolitionfellowshavebeengettingamongthemanddoingthemmischief,andthatthereisabadspiritgrowingupamongthem。IcanassureyouthatIamaslenientwiththemasispossibletobe。Butiftheywon"tworkI
mustmakethem,solongasIstayhere。"
Andsotheoverseerhadhadhisway。Sheknewthatthemanwasagoodservant,andthattheestatewaskeptinexcellentorder。
Afterall,theseventiesofwhichshehadheardcomplaintswerebynomeansexcessive;anditwasnottoheexpectedthataNorthernoverseercouldruleentirelybykindness,astheownerofanestatecoulddo。Achangewouldbemostinconvenienttoher,andshewouldhavedifficultyinsuitingherselfsowellanothertime。
Besides,themanhadbeenwithhersixteenyears,andwas,asshebelieved,devotedtoherinterests。ThereforesheturnedadeafeartoVincent"sremonstrances。
ShehadalwaysbeensomewhatopposedtohisbeingleftinEnglandatschool,urgingthathewouldlearnideastherethatwouldclashwiththoseofthepeopleamongwhomhislifewastobespent;andshestillconsideredthatherviewshadbeenjustifiedbytheresult。
TheoverseerwasthefirsttogivehisversionofthestoryshoutDan"sconduct;forongoingtothehouseVincentfoundhissisters,RosaandAnnie,inthegarden,havingjustreturnedfromatwodays"visittosomefriendsinRichmond,andstayedchattingwiththemandlisteningtotheirnewsforanhour,andinthemeantimeJonashadgoneinandseenMrs。Wingfieldandtoldhisstory。
"Ithink,Mrs。Wingfield,"hesaidwhenhehadfinished,"thatitwillbebetterformetoleaveyou。ItisquiteevidentthatIcanhavenoauthorityoverthehandsifyoursonistointerferewhenI
amabouttopunishaslaveforanactofgrossdisobedienceandneglect。Ifoundthatallthetobaccorequiredturning,andnowitwillnotbedonethisafternoonowingtomyordersnotbeingcarriedout,andthetobaccowillnotimprobablybeinjuredinquality。Mypositionisdifficultenoughasitis;butiftheslavesseethatinsteadofbeingsupportedIamthwartedbyyourson,myauthorityisgonealtogether。Nooverseercancarryonhisworkproperlyundersuchcircumstances。"
"Iwillseetothematter,Jonas,"Mrs。Wingfieldsaiddecidedly。
"Beassuredthatyouhavemyentiresupport,andIwillseethatmysondoesnotagaininterfere。"
When,therefore,Vincententeredthehouseandbeganhiscomplainthefoundhimselfcutshort。
"Ihaveheardthestoryalready,Vincent。Danactedingrossdisobedience,andthoroughlydeservedthepunishmentJonaswasabouttogivehim。Theworkoftheestatecannotbecarriedonifsuchconductistobetolerated;andonceforall,IwillpermitnointerferenceonyourpartwithJonas。Ifyouhaveanycomplaintstomake,cometomeandmakethem;butyouarenotyourselftointerfereinanywaywiththeoverseer。AsforDan,IhavedirectedJonasthatthenexttimehegivescauseforcomplaintheistogointothefields。"
Vincentstoodsilentforaminute,thenhesaidquietly:
"Verywell,mother。Ofcourseyoucandoasyoulike;butatanyrateIwillnotkeepmymonthshutwhenIseethatfellowill-treatingtheslaves。Suchthingswereneverdoneinmyfather"stime,andIwon"tseethemdonenow。YousaidtileotherdayyouwouldgetmeanominationtoWestPointassoonasIwassixteen。
Ishouldbegladifyouwoulddoso。BythetimeIhavegonethroughtheschool,youwillperhapsseethatIhavebeenrightaboutJonas。"
Sosaying,heturnedandlefttheroomandagainjoinedhissistersinthedrawing-room。
"IhavejusttoldmotherthatIwillgotoWestPoint,girls,"hesaid。
"FathersaidmorethanoncethathethoughtitwasthebesteducationIcouldgetinAmerica。"
"ButIthoughtyouhadmadeupyourmindthatyouwouldratherstopathome,Vincent?"
"SoIhad,andsoIwouldhavedone,butmotherandIdifferinopinionThatfellowJonaswasgoingtoflogDan,andIstoppedhimthismorning,andmothertakeshispartagainstme。Youknow,Idon"tlikethewayhegoesonwiththeslaves。Theyarenothalfsomerryandhappyastheyusedtobe,andIdon"tlikeit。Weshallhaveoneofthemrunningawaynext,andthatwillbeanicethingonwhatusedtobeconsideredoneofthehappiestplantationsinVirginia。Ican"tmakemotherout;Ishouldhavethoughtthatshewouldhavebeenthelastpersonintheworldtohaveallowedtheslavestobeharshlytreated。"
"Iamsurewedon"tlikeJonasmorethanyoudo,Vincent;butyouseemammahastodependuponhimsomuch。No,Idon"tthinkshecanlikeit;butyoucan"thaveeverythingyoulikeinaman,andIknowshethinksheisaverygoodoverseer。Isupposeshecouldgetanother?"
Vincentsaidhethoughtthattherecouldnotbemuchdifficultyaboutgettinganoverseer。
"Theremightbeadifficultyingettingoneshecouldrelyonsothoroughly,"Rosasaid。"Youseeagreatdealmustbelefttohim。
Jonashasbeenhereagoodmanyyearsnow,andshehaslearnedtotrusthim。Itwouldbealongtimebeforeshehadthesameconfidenceinastranger;andyoumaybesurethathewouldhavehisfaults,though,perhaps,notthesameasthoseofJonas。Ithinkyoudon"tmakeallowanceenoughformamma,Vincent。IquiteagreewithyouastoJonas,andIdon"tthinkmammacanlikehisharshnesstotheslavesanymorethanyoudo;buteveryonesayswhatadifficultyitistogetareallytrustworthyandcapableoverseer,and,ofcourse,itisalltheharderwhenthereisnomastertolookafterhim。"
"Well,inafewyearsIshallbeabletolookafteranoverseer,"
Vincentsaid。
"Youmightdoso,ofcourse,Vincent,ifyouliked;butunlessyouchangeagooddeal,Idon"tthinkyoursupervisionwouldamounttomuch。Whenyouarenotatschoolyouarealwaysonhorsebackandaway,andweseelittleenoughofyou,andIdonotthinkyouarelikelyforalongtimeyettogiveupmostofyourtimetolookingaftertheestate。"
"Perhapsyouareright,"Vincentsaid,afterthinkingforaminute;
"hutIthinkIcouldsettledowntoo,andgivemostofmytimetotheestate,ifIwasresponsibleforit。Idaresaymotherisinadifficultyoverit,andIshouldnothavespokenasIdid;Iwillgoinandtellherso。"
Vincentfoundhismothersittingashehadlefther。AlthoughshehadsidedwithJonas,itwasagainstherwill;foritwasgrievoustohertohearcomplaintsofthetreatmentoftheslavesattheOrangery。Still,asRosahadsaid,shefelteveryconfidenceinheroverseer,andbelievedthathewasanexcellentservant。Shewasconsciousthatsheherselfknewnothingofbusiness,andthatshemustthereforegiveherentireconfidencetohermanager。ShegreatlydislikedthestrictnessofJonas;butif,ashesaid,theslaveswouldnotobeyhimwithout,hemustdoasliethoughtbest。
"IthinkIspoketoohastily,mother,"Vincentsaidasheentered;
"andIamsurethatyouwouldnotwishtheslavestobeill-treatedmorethanIshould。IdaresayJonasmeansforthebest。"
"Ifeelsurethathedoes,Vincent。Amaninhispositioncannotmakehimselfobeyedlikeamaster。Iwishitcouldbeotherwise,andIwillspeaktohimonthesubject;butitwillnotdotointerferewithhimtoomuch。Agoodoverseerisnoteasytoget,andtheslavesarealwaysreadytotakeadvantageofleniency。Aneasymastermakesbadwork,butaneasyoverseerwouldmeanruintoanestate。IamconvincedthatJonashasourinterestsatheart,andIwilltellhimthatIparticularlywishthathewilldevisesomeothersortofpunishment,suchasdeprivingmenwhowon"tworkofsomeoftheirprivilegesinsteadofusingthelash。"
"Thankyou,mother。Atanyrate,hemighthetoldthatthelashisnevertobeusedwithoutfirstappealingtoyou。"
"Iwillseeaboutit,Vincent,andtalkitoverwithhim。"AndwiththatVincentwassatisfied。
CHAPTERII。BUYINGASLAVE。
MRS。WINGFIELDdidtalkthematteroverwiththeoverseer,andthingswentoninconsequencemoresmoothly。Vincent,however,adheredtohiswish,anditwasarrangedthatassoonashecouldgetanominationheshouldgotoWestPoint,whichistotheAmericanarmywhatSandhurstandWoolwicharetoEngland。
Beforethatcouldhedone,however,agreatpoliticalagitationsprangup。TheslavesStatesweregreatlyexcitedovertheprospectofaRepublicanpresidentbeingchosen,fortheRepublicansweretoagreatextentidentifiedwiththeabolitionmovement;andpublicfeeling,whichhadforsometimerunhigh,becameintensifiedasthetimeapproachedfortheelectionofanewpresident,andthreatsthatiftheDemocratswerebeatenandaRepublicanelectedtheslaveStateswouldsecedefromtheUnion,werefreelyindulgedin。
InVirginia,whichwasoneofthemostnorthernoftheslaveStates,opinionwassomewhatdivided,therebeingastrongminorityagainstanyextrememeasuresbeingtaken。AmongVincent"sfriends,however,whowereforthemostpartthesonsofplanters,theDemocraticfeelingwasverystronglyintheascendant,andtheirsympathieswerewhollywiththeSouthernStates。Thatthesehadarighttosecedewasassumedbythemasbeingunquestionable。
Butinpointoffacttherewasagreatdealtobesaidonbothsides。
TheStateswhichfirstenteredtheUnionin1776consideredthemselvestobeseparateandsovereignStates,eachpossessingpowerandauthoritytomanageitsownaffairs,andformingonlyafederationinordertoconstructacentralpower,andsotooperatewithmoreeffectagainstthemothercountry。TwoyearslatertheconstitutionoftheUnitedStateswasframed,eachStategivingupacertainportionofitsauthority,reservingitsownself-governmentandwhateverrightswerenotspecificallyresigned。
NomentionwasmadeintheconstitutionoftherightofaStatetosecedefromtheUnion,andwhilethosewhoinsistedthateachStatehadarighttosecedeifitchosetodosodeclaredthatthisrightwasreserved,theiropponentsaffirmedthatsuchacasecouldneverhavebeencontemplated。Thusthequestionofabsoluterighthadneverbeensettled,anditbecamepurelyoneofforce。
EarlyinNovember,1860,itbecameknownthattheelectionofMr。Lincoln,theRepublicancandidate,wasassured,andontheninthofthatmonththerepresentativesofSouthCarolinametatCharleston,andunanimouslyauthorizedtheholdingofaStateconventiontomeetinthethirdweekinDecember。Theannouncementcausedgreatexcitement,foritwasconsideredcertainthattheconventionwouldpassavoteofsecession,andthusbringthedebatedquestiontoanissue。AlthoughopinioninVirginiawaslessunanimousthaninthemoresouthernStates,itwasgenerallythoughtthatshewouldimitatetheexampleofSouthCarolina。
Onthedayfollowingthereceiptofthenews,Vincent,whohadriddenovertotheplantationsofseveralofhisfriendstotalkthematterover,wasreturninghomeward,whenheheardthesoundofheavyblowswithawhipandloudcurses,andamomentlaterashrillscreaminawoman"svoiceroseintheair。
Vincentcheckedhishorsemechanicallywithanexclamationofauger。Heknewbuttoowellwhatwasgoingonbeyondthescreenofshrubsthatgrewontheothersideofthefenceborderingtheroad。Foramomenthehesitated,andthenmuttering,"What"stheuse!"wasabouttotouchthehorsewiththewhipandgallopon,whentheshriekagainroselouderandmoreagonizingthanbefore。
WithacryofrageVincentleapedfromhishorse,threwthereinsoverthetopofthefence,climbedoveritinamoment,andbursthiswaythroughtheshrubbery。
Closebyanegrowasbeingheldbyfourothers,twohavingholdofeachwristandholdinghisarmsextendedtofulllength,whileawhitelad,sometwoyearsVincent"ssenior,wasshoweringblowswithaheavywhipuponhim。Theslave"sbackwasalreadycoveredwithweals,andthebloodwasflowingfromseveralplaces。Afewyardsdistantablackgirl,withababyinherarms,waskneelingonthegroundscreamingformercyfortheslave。
JustasVincentburstthroughthebushes,theyoungfellow,irritatedathercries,turnedroundanddeliveredatremendousblowwiththewhiponherbareshoulders。
Thistimenocrycamefromherlips,buttheslave,whohadstoodimmovablewhilethepunishmentwasbeinginflicteduponhimself,madeadesperateefforttobreakfromthemenwhoheldhim。Hewasunsuccessful,butbeforethewhipcouldagainfallonthewoman"sshoulders,Vincentsprangforward,andseizingit,wresteditfromthehandsofthestriker。Withanoathoffuryandsurpriseatthissuddeninterruption,theyoungfellowturneduponVincent。
"Youareacowardandablackguard,AndrewJackson!"Vincentexclaimed,whitewithauger。"YouareadisgracetoVirginia,youruffian!"
Withoutawordtheyoungplanter,madwithrageatthisinterference,rushedatVincent;buttheatterhadlearnedtheuseofhisfistsathisEnglishschool,andridingexerciseshadstrengthenedhismuscles,andashisopponentrushedathim,hemethimwithablowfromtheshoulderwhichsenthimstaggeringbackwiththebloodstreamingfromhislips。Heagainrushedforward,andheavyblowswereexchanged;thentheyclosedandgrappled。Foraminutetheyswayedtoandfrombutalthoughmuchtaller,theyoungplanterwasnostrongerthanVincent,andatlasttheycametothegroundwithacrash,Vincentuppermost,Jackson"sheadashefellcomingwithsuchforceagainstalowstumpthathelayinsensible。
Thecontesthadbeensosuddenandfuriousthatnonehadattemptedtointerfere。IndeedthenegroesweresoastonishedthattheyhadnotmovedfromthemomentwhenVincentmadehisappearanceuponthescene。Theladrosetohisfeet。
"Youhadbettercarryhimuptothehouseandthrowsomewateronhim,"hesaidtothenegroes,andthenturnedtogoaway。Ashedidso,theslavewhohadbeenfloggedbrokefromtheothers,whohadindeedloosenedtheirhold,andranuptoVincent,threwhimselfonhisknees,andtakingthelad"shandpressedittohislips。
"IamafraidIhaven"tdoneyoumuchgood,"Vincentsaid。"Youwillbenonethebetteroffformyinterference;butIcouldn"thelpit。"Sosayinghemadehiswaythroughtheshrubbery,clearedthefence,mounted,androutehomeward。
"Ihavebeenafool,"hesaidtohimselfasherodealong。"Itwillbealltheworseforthatpoorbeggarafterward;stillIcouldnothelpit。Iwonderwilltherebeanyrowaboutit。Idon"tmuchexpecttherewill,theJacksonsdon"tstandwellnow,andthiswouldnotdothemanygoodwiththepeopleround;besidesIdon"tthinkJacksonwouldliketogointocourttocomplainofbeingthrashedbyafellowaheadshorterthanhimself。It"sblackguardslikehimwhogivetheAbolitionistsarighttoholduptheslave-ownersasbeingtyrantsandbrutes。"
TheJacksonswerenewcomersinVirginia。Sixyearsbefore,theestate,ofwhichtheCedars,astheirplacewascalled,formedapart,wasputupforsale。Itwasaverylargeone,andhavingbeendividedintoseveralportionstosuitbuyers,theCedarshadbeenpurchasedbyJackson,who,havingbeenverysuccessfulasastorekeeperatCharleston,haddecidedupongivingupthebusinessandleavingSouthCarolina,andsettlingdownasaland-ownerinsomeotherState。Hisantecedents,however,weresoonknownatRichmond,andtheoldVirginianfamiliesturnedacoldshouldertothenewcomer。
Hadhebeenamanofpleasantmanners,hewouldgraduallyhavemadehisway;buthewasevidentlynotagentleman。Thehabitsoftradestucktohim,andinaveryshorttimetherewererumorsthattheslaves,whomhehadboughtwiththeproperty,foundhimaharshandcruelmaster。ThisinitselfwouldhavebeensufficienttobringhimdisreputeinVirginia,whereasaruletheslavesweretreatedwithgreatkindness,andindeedconsideredtheirpositiontobeinfinitelysuperiortothatofthepoorerclassofwhites。AndrewJacksonhadbeenforafewmonthsatschoolwithVincent;liewasunpopularthere,andfromtherumorscurrentastothetreatmentoftheslavesontheestate,wasknownbythenicknameofthe"slave-driver。"
HadVincentbeenthesonofawhitetrader,orasmallcultivator,heknewwellenoughthathispositionwouldheaveryseriousone,andthathewouldhavebadtoridetotheborderoftheStatewithallspeed。
HewouldhavebeendenouncedatonceasanAbolitionist,andwouldhavebeenaccusedofstirringuptheslavestorebellionagainsttheirmasters;acrimeofthemostseriouskindintheSouthernStates。Butplacedashewas,astheheirofagreatestateworkedbyslaves,suchacrycouldhardlyberaisedagainsthim。Hemightdoubtlessbefilledandadmonishedforinterferingbetweenamasterandhisslave;butthesympathyofthebetterclassesinVirginiawouldbeentirelywithhim。Vincent,therefore,wasbutlittleconcernedforhimself;buthedoubtedgreatlywhetherhisinterferencehadnotdonemuchmoreharmthangoodtotheslaveandhiswife,foruponthemAndrewJacksonwouldventhisfury。Herodedirecttothestablesinsteadofalightingasusualatthedoor。Dan,whohadbeensittingintheverandawaitingforhim,randowntothestablesashesawhimcoming。
"Givethehorsetooneoftheothers,Dan;Iwanttospeaktoyou。
Dan,"hewentonwhenhehadwalkedwithhimashortdistancefromthestables,"IsupposeyenknowsomeofthebandsonJackson"splantation。"
Dangrinned,foralthoughtherewasnotsupposedtobeanycommunicationbetweentheslavesonthedifferentestates,itwasnotoriousthatatnighttheywereinthehabitofslippingoutoftheirhutsandvisitingeachother。
"Iknowsomeohdem,MassaVincent。Whatyouwantobdem?
Berrybadmaster,MassaJackson。Wustmasterhereabouts。"
Vincentrelatedwhathadhappened,toDan"sintensedelight。
"Now,Dan,"hewenton,"Iamafraidthataftermyinterferencetheywilltreatthatpoorfellowandhiswifeworsethanbefore。I
wantyentofindoutformewhatisgoingonatJackson"s。IdonotknowthatIcandoanything,howeverbadlytheytreatthem;butI
havebeenthinkingthatiftheyill-treatthemverygrossly,IwillgettogetherapartyoffifteenortwentyofmyfriendsandwewillgoinabodytoJackson"s,andwarnhimthatifhebehaveswithcrueltytohisslaves,wewillmakeitsohotforhimthathewillhavetoleavethestate。Idon"tsaythatwecoulddoanything;butasweshouldrepresentmostofthelargeestatesroundhere,Idon"tthinkoldJacksonandhissonwouldlikebeingsenttoCoventry。
Thefeelingisverystrongatpresentagainstill-treatmentoftheslaves。Ifthesetroublesleadtowaralmostallofuswillgointothearmy,andwedonotlikethethoughtofthepossibilityoftroublesamongthehandswhenthewhitesareallaway。"
"Iwillfindoutallaboutitforyouto-night,sah。Idon"tsuspectdatdeywilldonuffinto-day。AndrewJacksontoosickafterdatknockagainstdetump。Hekeepquietadayortwo。"
"Well,Dan,yougooverto-nightandfindoutallaboutit。IexpectIhadbetterhaveleftthingsalone,butnowIhaveinterferedIshallgoonwithit。"
Mrs。WingfieldwasmuchdispleasedwhenVincenttoldheratdinnerofhisincidentatJackson"splantationandevenhissisterswereshockedatthisinterferencebetweenamasterandhisslave。
"Youwillgetyourselfintoserioustroublewiththesefancifulnotionsofyours,"Mrs。Wingfieldsaidangrily。"YouknowaswellasIdohoweasyitistogetupacryagainstanyoneasanAbolitionistandhowdifficulttodisprovetheaccusation;andjustatpresent,whenthepassionsofeverymanintheSouthareinflamedtotheutmost,suchanaccusationwillbemostserious。
Inthepresentinstancetheredoesnotseemthatthereisashadowofexcuseforyourconduct。Yousimplyheardcriesofaslavebeingflogged。Youdeliberatelyleavetheroadandenterthesepeople"splantationandinterferewithout,sofarasIcansee,theleastreasonfordoingso。Youdidnotinquirewhattheman"soffensewas;andhemayforaughtyouknowhavehalfmurderedhismaster。Yousimplyseeaslavebeingfloggedandyouassaulthisowner。iftheJacksonalaycomplaintsagainstyouitisquiteprobablethatyoumayhavetoleavethestate。Whatonearthcanhaveinfluencedyoutoactinsuchamad-brainedway?"